Art & Inspiration Best HAMB signature

LOL Dammit Dave was his screen name. I liked that guy.

I personally think that my sig is the best, unless of course it offends someone then think becomes know.

 

I was a lurker here on the H. A. M. B. for years before I joined in with an user name and alliance membership. It was scary times back then, with the committed members making sure the new arrivals were true hot rod hoodlums! I went back into the old archives and found out about this message boards true beginnings. That is where I found my BEST HAMB SIGNATURE, GERM is not on here much any more, yet I like his contributions to the H. A. M. B. a lot ! The signature --- LOATHE a LOVE you LOST, with the LUST of another LOLLIE.... - Germ
P. S. The more beers consumed, the more the above GERM wording sequence makes sense.

 

Stole mine from a friend of mine about 4 decades ago.

 

aw damn, i miss GERM.
so articulate, so outspoken.
hey prototype, look into who GERM is, if you liked him on here, you really like what else you find.

 

have love, will travel

mine is my personal ad

 

Hey jvo, I like your signature alot....

 

Hey jvo, I think that line will be fitting to use with some of my car buddies....

 

Unfortunately I live by mine all to often
"To properly torque a bolt tighten it up till it breaks then back it off 1/4 turn"

 

For the frugal:

"Mind your pennies and the dollars will take care of themselves"
-B.Franklin

 

Pretty sure I've seen both of these on here.
"Never argue with an idiot. People watching won't be able to tell the difference"
and "Never argue with an idiot. They'll drag you down to their level then beat you with experience"
I also like the Slinky one. Sad but true.

 

a little long, but old-timers will know...

 

I saw this bumper sticker at bike week one year. It said, I'm so miserable with out her, it's like having her here.

 

"You can polish shit to a high luster but it will still stink and it will always be shit.

 

I also like Beeno's line - "No man crosses a chasm in two jumps" HRP

 

" No matter where you go , There you Are "

 

I said to Dad: You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit!
Dad says: sure you can, it just wouldn't taste very good.

 

Does anyone remember the one Bobbleed used to use a few years ago? It was something like "We've had may years to refine the traditional look!" Always thought that was very true, seeing as though there were many "sort of weird" things done back in the day, that aren't being copied now.....just the stuff that with stood the test of time.

 

Mine is a Katherine Hepburn quote
"Life is hard. After all, it kills you."

 

I made this one up. Don't spread butter with a machette !

Get it ?

 

in "true grit," the texas ranger's line was "you've done nothing when you've bested a fool!"

 

A mechanical engineer and custom chopper builder I met loved to say “Nobody has the time to do it right, but everybody seems to have the time to do it over again.”

 

After listening to a quite lengthy dissertation on the “meaning of life” by this guy. My buddy looks at me straight faced, and say’s “ I think the Suitcase isn’t Big Enough for the trip He’s on!!!. Now that’s funny right there!



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Lyrics from one of my favorites. “Baby baby don’t put my love on the shelf” She said “DON’T tell me no lies and keep your Hands to your self” —- the Georgia Satellites


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@Lothiandon 1940, is that “Circus” similar to being a couple bricks shy of a Full load?


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One is seen on practical machinest that I liked was " Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most " if no one has it here I would like to use it .

 

Keep your head up get your bread up.

 

To chop, or not to chop, that is the question.


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This thread prompted me to add the signature I've used for my email. I just can't recall if I saw it somewhere or created it myself...

 

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" to argue with a fool , proves there are 2 "