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YOU SUM BITCH! WHY AIN'T YOUR GUN LOADED???

but, daddy, my gun is too heavy when the bullets are in it...

 

Not at all what I thought it meant!

 

I use that one in a motorcycle forum!

 

I'll go with the flow, still don't think I am tough,lol.

 

Not mine but a favorite is from John Wayne,life is really hard but it's harder when your stupid

 

I had that on the bottom of my laser engraved sign for my 29 model A roadster, love it.

 

Todd " Breeder " Reed
any place she lets me

 

“Believe none of what you hear and only half of what you see.” Parris Island 1968.


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My Friend’s Dad would always give us words to live by: My favorite was “To soon old, to late Smart”. Man how I miss that guy. This site brings back a lot of Memories.


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My bench tech has a saying - I can fix what stupid did - I just can't fix stupid !

 

I like that^^^ and your signature too...

 

I've often borrowed a line from Meatloaf, "There ain't no Coupe deVille hiding at the bottom of the Cracker Jack box."

 

An old mentor of mine used to say "Remember, half the people you know are below average". I never dared ask him where he thought I was.

 

Another of my favorites: "Gambling isn't a problem until you're losing."

 

Two of my favorites:

"Man plans, God laughs"

"Luck is better than skill, in EVERY instance"

 

^^^^Your Clint Eastwood quote is out standing as well^^^^^^^

 

Here ya go.....

 

Haven't seen it in awhile, but it's an old Joanie Mitchell lyric; "You don't know what you've got til it's gone..."

 

Around 1970 or so, there was a whole lot of real bad shit going on everywhere and it was very difficult to get away from it all and just chill out for a couple hours. I found an escape on Sunday nights at Ascot Park Gardena, CA with the Figure-8 races. My mom would dump me off at the front gate in the late afternoon and I would bring just enough money to get in and buy a bag of popcorn and a soft drink. As I was enjoying the refreshments the Figure-8's would come out for wheel packing and from the Press Box someone would always put on a record of Creedence Clearwater Revival and it would blair over the public address system. It was a very soothing experience. Nothing was happening but good music was being played and it was an ideal time to forget all the crap that was happening on earth. So, when I think of Ascot Park, I also think of CCR, the vintage stock cars, and those peaceful Sunday nights from long ago.

 

My signature is something my wise, old Dad used to say...

 

My next one might be:............".Sometimes my life is just one tent short of a circus!"...

 

If you choose not to decide you still have made a choice.

 

I like her;; I mean it...

 

What he said!!

 

Boy that reminds me of a naughty but good one.

 

"Don't try and make something out of something that ain't something"

 

"I once thought I made a mistake but found out I was wrong".

 

"If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong".

 

A couple I have always liked...
"There is nothing more frightening than ignorance in action" author unknown
"There is nothing worse than a bad idea whose time has come" author E.E. Hazard
An old jump school saying was "Two things fall from the sky... Bird shit and fools" author unknown
And lastly someone on the HAMB used this gem. "Slam 3 bottles of Nyquil and you'll sleep like a wino"

 

Gotta be Jim Sibley's...something like "I wish I could build HotRods all day and stack them out back like firewood".

I smile every time I read that.