Art & Inspiration A caption for this timely automotive piece of art.

You Know what roadster Does to my Hair!

 

Frank ! How come the only time we can go for a ride is holloween night cause your to cheap to buy a couple bags of candy !!!

 

Sweetheart, I've loved your patina since the first moment I saw each part show up at the lab. Some are not as traditional as the others but a couple in particular are my favorite parts. You had a famous builder so let's just keep you period correct and no more talk about a fresh makeover.

 

"Only a madman could come up with that hairdo...."
"Kiss my ass Frank, ya got bolts in your neck for crysakes!"

 

Really Frank,radials & disc brakes,what about our reputation? HRP

 

Or perhaps: "I am not assembled from parts of those kinds of girls!"

 

"Those bolts are metric! What kind of monster are you?"

 

You might as well cheer up. We'll only be at my mother's a week.

 

frank don't give me that look I did not loose you nuts.

 

"Well if they forgot "THAT" how do you pee?"
KK

 

I can't beat that

 

Frank,look me in the eyes and tell me again that that putrid smell is the catalytic converter even though I was born yesterday I ain't stupid! HRP

 

he try he will take off the disc brakes x time N tires

 

Good grief Charlie Brown.HRP done it again.
Good luck.Have fun.Be safe.
Leo

 

Yes, we were assembled from a "kit" but we're not going to put Tab A into Slot B on our first date!
Plus the daddy of my left leg wants me home by 11:00 and the daddy of my right arm wants me home by midnight, so you figure it out.

 

Wow...... talk about parts that won't fit together!!!

 

Honey-the Doctor tells me I have a screw loose

 

franks bride looked at him a said not going to eat leftovers again tonight

 

It may be his work,I don't know,I was sent the image in a e-mail. HRP

 

The monster mash

 

I always liked the Bobby Pickett monster mash but my favorite is the Boris Karloff version. HRP

 

Thanks Dana!!!! After having a bad day at work, that video put a smile on face.... See>

 

Jesus Christ, your uglier then my last date!

 

"That's a MONSTER of a lightning rod you have there...."

 

Honey, your hairdo is giving me some inspiration for a remote oil filter.

 

Did you fart?

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You said you had a slick hot rod, and you asked if I wanted to go for a ride, I wasn’t thinking you just meant an old car Frank!

 

"It's alive!" "It's alive!"