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  1. Gabby
    Joined: Apr 14, 2007
    Posts: 300

    Gabby
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    I TOLD YOUI HAD TO PEE !
     
  2. Mr48chev
    Joined: Dec 28, 2007
    Posts: 33,980

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    I sure am glad we brought your old roadster instead of my new car. The road looks to be a little more over to the left..
     
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  3. “And I wonder, still I wonder, who’ll stop the rain “


    Sent from my iPhone using H.A.M.B.
     
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  4. Henry,just stick to cars & trucks,boats are better for water. HRP
     
  5. SnoDawg
    Joined: Jul 23, 2004
    Posts: 1,013

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    Riders on the storm.
    Riders on the storm.
     
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  6. Jalopy Joker
    Joined: Sep 3, 2006
    Posts: 31,262

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    when you said that we were going cruisin' I didn't know that it would be a river cruise
     
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  7. Harold,I thought you said a picnic down by the river - NOT IN IT. HRP
     
  8. Crankhole
    Joined: Apr 7, 2005
    Posts: 2,634

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    ..when Doc Brown put the Flux Capacitor in his Deuce just before hittin' 88mph at Bonneville.
     
  9. Deuces
    Joined: Nov 3, 2009
    Posts: 23,920

    Deuces

    Way to go Mabelle......
    Told ya you needed a new pair of glasses....
     
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  10. 302GMC
    Joined: Dec 15, 2005
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    from Idaho

    Just another mile, Brenda ... dad will never suspect we took his damn "deuce'' to Bonneville ....
     
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  11. So this is your idea of "getting some inner tubes and floating the river"?

    Calm down and sit, Marge. We have to be going at least 40mph before we possibly hydroplane.
     
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  12. 28 Ford PU
    Joined: Jan 9, 2015
    Posts: 464

    28 Ford PU
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    from Upstate NY

    I don't see any turds so I guess we're not up shit creek yet.




    Sent from my iPad using H.A.M.B.
     
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  13. jimmy six
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    look! It's not flooded because we are still moving...
     
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  14. So you know a Shortcut....

    Message sent using Crayons on the kitchen walls
     
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  15. Fedcospeed
    Joined: Aug 17, 2008
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    I think there is something wrong with our septic
     
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  16. Although you think I can, I'm just a man and I don't walk on water. Driving, however, is not a problem.
     
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  17. The37Kid
    Joined: Apr 30, 2004
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    Back East we have Wet Lakes Racing.


    Bob
     
  18. Man,I don't believe another speed week is cancelled! HRP
     
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  19. 3W JOHN
    Joined: Oct 8, 2015
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    go faster i hear banjos.
     
  20. T&A Flathead
    Joined: Apr 28, 2007
    Posts: 1,985

    T&A Flathead
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    I don't know why it's still running hot, I found water.
     
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  21. DDDenny
    Joined: Feb 6, 2015
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    from oregon

    Did you put the plug back in Billy?
     
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  22. junkyardgenius
    Joined: Dec 29, 2005
    Posts: 886

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    from Kernow

    They told me to dip the headlights but it’s not deep enough yet
     
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  23. 39 Aaron NZ
    Joined: Jan 2, 2017
    Posts: 85

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  24. J. A. Miller
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    J. A. Miller
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    from Central NY

    OK kids, which one of you dropped a deuce in the pond?
     
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  25. "B"

    That's funny! HRP
     
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  26. 39 Aaron NZ
    Joined: Jan 2, 2017
    Posts: 85

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    My apologies HRP, I have been looking at too many AV8's.

    Ford's new Model B-uoy

    Cheers Aaron.

    Sent from my SM-G360G using The H.A.M.B. mobile app
     
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  27. No harm,just jerking your chain!! :D HRP
     
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  28. Fedcospeed
    Joined: Aug 17, 2008
    Posts: 2,011

    Fedcospeed
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    Earl, Hey Earl,,, That Cochran kid took his finger out of the dike again!!
     
  29. lippy
    Joined: Sep 27, 2006
    Posts: 6,826

    lippy
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    from Ks

    If it will do this we will buy it. Stupid salesman!
     
  30. steinauge
    Joined: Feb 28, 2014
    Posts: 1,507

    steinauge
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    from 1960

    Did you tell grandma you were going fishing again!?
     

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