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  1. Lebowski
    Joined: Aug 21, 2011
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    Lebowski
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    (Since the one I started yesterday with the elephant was removed I thought I would try again.)

    1958 Edsel At Detroit Auto Show.jpg
     
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  2. This must be a just a bad dream...Pinch me
     
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  3. beauties and the beast
     
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  4. 30 years ago he lost his elephant in the back seat of a sedan. Today he will find it in the Edsel

    It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the Twilight Zone.
     
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  5. BuckeyeBuicks
    Joined: Jan 4, 2010
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    from ohio

    I know it looks fugly now but in 50 or 60 years it will be worth almost what you paid for it in 1958!!
     
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  6. Lebowski
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    "You think you hate it now but wait til you drive it!" :D

     
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  7. slowmotion
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    "All this and a chrome yoke, ladies & gentlemen, the style that will be talked about for years to come! All new for '58....!!!"
    [​IMG]
     
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  8. flatheadpete
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    It looks fugly now but just wait 50-60 years...it'll still look fugly.
     
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  9. Dooley
    Joined: May 29, 2002
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    from Buffalo NY

    Bobby Darin sings his new hit song " Splish Splash I was driving an Edsel"
    Surprisingly it doesn't take off on the charts
     
  10. GordonC
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    I paid all that money for this tux and all they want to do is fondle the damn car! Sheesh!
     
  11. "And now, ladies and gentlemen, we present to you the answer to the question nobody's asking..........."
     
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  12. ...the car of the future.......
     
  13. Latigo
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    In an alternate universe this could be a 32 Ford. Think about it.
     
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  14. Jalopy Joker
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    even two beautiful ladies can not make it look better
     
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  15. paintman27
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    from new jersey

    Ladies and gentlemen, our next question for $500, who has the biggest vagina on stage?
     
  16. catdad49
    Joined: Sep 25, 2005
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    And just look at this frontend..........What more can I say ?!
     
  17. "Gentleman... please... will nobody open the bidding on this new for 1958 Edsel AND the two women?"
     
  18. 2935ford
    Joined: Jan 6, 2006
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    The lad just to the left of the man with the mic now owns this very car!
     
  19. jimmy six
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    Just think about it. This one got the engine Jon Kasse just got 700 HP out of and won the vintage engine masters shootout.
     
  20. 56sedandelivery
    Joined: Nov 21, 2006
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    I'd love to post something, but I'm drawing a complete blank on this one.
    Why was the "elephant caption" deleted?
    I am Butch/56sedandelivery.
     
  21. Lebowski
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    PM sent.... o_O
     
  22. 56sedandelivery
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    And now Ladies and Gentelmen, we bring you the latest dance craze as performed by our Girls, "The Edsel". You wiggle around, run around, and then fall down. I am Butch/56sedandelivery.
     
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  23. Lebowski
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    Peggy Sue to her dad: "You bought an Edsel!" :eek:

     
  24. Flathead Dave
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    Flathead Dave
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    "Fly me to the moon
    Let me play among the stars
    Let me see what spring is like
    On a, Jupiter and Mars
    In other words, hold my hand
    In other words, baby, kiss me......Hey! Who in the hell bought an Edsel?"
     
  25. 03GMCSonoma
    Joined: Jan 15, 2011
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    "Put some hair around the horse collar and call it Ethel."
     

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