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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Lebowski, Aug 4, 2017.

  1. Lebowski
    Joined: Aug 21, 2011
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    Lebowski
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  2. xpletiv
    Joined: Jul 9, 2008
    Posts: 938

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    from chiburbs

    Rrrmmm,rrmm,rrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmm.......
     
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  3. "not tired"
     
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  4. Cosmo49
    Joined: Jan 15, 2007
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    It's going to be my turn to drive until you guys make better VROOM VROOM sounds!
     
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  5. $@&! Firestone tires!


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  6. catdad49
    Joined: Sep 25, 2005
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    OK kid, it's somebody else's turn!
     
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  7. ol-nobull
    Joined: Oct 16, 2013
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    1. Ok, get ready to pop the clutch to see if it will start.
    2. Well at least he laid down the windshield so at least we are not pushing that against the wind.
     
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  8. robracer1
    Joined: Aug 3, 2015
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    Gas mileage sure got better after installing one of those really low profile tires on front.

    my post above really sucks, but that's all I could come up with!
     
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  9. ClarkH
    Joined: Jul 21, 2010
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    Ran when parked, my ass!
     
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  10. Damn ethanol !!!!
     
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  11. Got the BIGS and littles goin' on... :rolleyes:
    Goin'na make a hot rod out a 'er!
     
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  12. saltflats
    Joined: Aug 14, 2007
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    saltflats
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    from Missouri

    Turn the switch on this time
     
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  13. I think we should have waited until we could afford another tire!:rolleyes:
     
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  14. Lebowski
    Joined: Aug 21, 2011
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    :D I thought it was funny... :)

    Old man in the middle: "I'd like to shoot whoever invented the automobile. Let's go back to horses!"
     
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  15. hotrodyankee
    Joined: Jun 27, 2016
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    I think they were originally going for a "rubber rake".
     
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  16. Marty, If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit.

    Pushing a car, 1939.jpg
     
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  17. 1. Just 5 more miles to the gas station.
    2. If I hadn't forgot my cell phone I could have just called Triple A.
     
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  18. scotts52
    Joined: Apr 7, 2008
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    We're burnin rubber now boys!
     
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  19. Aw Shit!, stalled it coming out of the pits....................
     
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  20. The 39 guy
    Joined: Nov 5, 2010
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    The 39 guy
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    Another quarter mile and we can start this thing and Old Dad won't know we are goin to town!
     
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  21. badvolvo
    Joined: Jul 25, 2011
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    Go Man Go!
     
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  22. Okay, I've got little wheel in front to cut a good reaction time. Now when the tree light goes green, you guys push with all you've got!
     
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  23. southerncad
    Joined: Feb 5, 2008
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    Hey, you guys in the back, I just figured it out, it's not out of gas,
    it's out of air....
     
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  24. old man hal
    Joined: Jun 21, 2017
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    Necessity has no law!!


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  25. FANTM58
    Joined: Apr 24, 2009
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    "Spare tires,,we don`t need no skinkin spare tires"
     
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  26. 1. Please explain { big and little's } to Jake again . 2. the way Hot Rod farmers disk the field. 3. Coker had a back order.
     
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  27. 56sedandelivery
    Joined: Nov 21, 2006
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    56sedandelivery
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    It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
    "Running-driving car" my *ss!
    Oh wait, all this time I've had it in reverse.
    New, this season on Discovery, Street Outlaws-Tobacco Fields.
    Hey Lester, is the brake off?

    I am Butch/56sedandelivery.
     
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  28. alchemy
    Joined: Sep 27, 2002
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    Chevvies always did get better gas mileage than Fords.
     
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  29. Pete said jus' over dat hill an' wee'd be home. Dat was days ago, darn near pushed dis heap 'bout a hunnert miles or so - worn da rubba rite off da front tar.
     
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  30. "You just HAD to put a 350 SBC in it, didn't you?"
     
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