Opportunist Hamber cops. The cop pointing out to the other and saying "first I would remove those fenders then I would run lake pipes on the side, and then, if we go look under the front, we'll see how to fit the caddy motor "
Dave, having watched a few too many Roadrunner/Wile Coyote cartoons was convinced that the fence would work as a slingshot giving him that extra burst of starting speed, learned the hard way that sadly not everything you see on tv can be trusted.
Right there, you see that right there, that little thingie right there, that little thingie attached to the whatchamacallit, bolted to the doohickie, and resting against the whoopdeeddoo, is all that's holding that car from going over the edge. You sir, have the right to remain silent, to consult an attorney before any questioning, and if you cannot afford an attorney, then one will be appointed for you without cost to you....do you understand these rights as I have explained them to you? Now, are you really that STUPID to think we really care how this happened? Say Barney, is't that the single bullet Andy gave you a year ago, and told you not to lose it, but you lost it anyway? I am Butch/56sedandelivery.
The Cops had set a drag net for the 2 mugs who held up the liquor store, it worked better than expected! KK
Repainting the back of the car is easy. Getting the brown stains out of the interior is another matter.
Look ----- they're Michelins! That fat bastard has to be around here some place. Sent from my iPad using The H.A.M.B. mobile app
1. "Extreme Hill Climbing event" anyone else interested in entering? 2. Self driving car experiment gone bad 3. Texting while driving a motor vehicle is dangerous
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