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  1. David Gersic
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    David Gersic
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    from DeKalb, IL

    How long does it take to learn to parallel park a house?


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  2. jeffd1988
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  3. alphabet soup
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    alphabet soup
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    from darlington maryland

    (<>) Yes )><( It (()) was (^>) Godzilla (%%)
     
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  4. beebing
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    beebing
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    from milwaukee
    1. ///Friday Art Show Talent\\\ (F.A.S.T.)
    2. Automotive Cartoonists of the H.A.M.B.

    Marge kept nagging Bill to put in a new storm door. Bill, lacking carpenter's skills, thought this would shut her up.
     
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  5. 59Apachegail
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    59Apachegail
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    from New York

    Honey...

    Yes Dear?

    The car won't move can you come see why?
     
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  6. roundvalley
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    roundvalley
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    from Boise,Idaho

    Real yard art!
     
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  7. deucendude
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    deucendude
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    from norcal

    I said. He was driving!
     
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  8. 41GASSER
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    41GASSER
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    from Washington State

    41GASSER, Jul 9, 2017
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  9. theHIGHLANDER
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    theHIGHLANDER
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    from S.E.Michigan

    "I waved 'C'mon in!' and then..."
     
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  10. INVISIBLEKID
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    INVISIBLEKID
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    from Gilroy,CA
    1. Virginia HAMB(ers)
    2. 49-51 Mercs - Everything and Anything
    3. HAMB Merc Club
    4. Holley 94 Group
    5. Early Hemi Tech

    Call me a Bitch? I'll show you!
     
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  11. Road Runner
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    Road Runner
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    from CA Mountain Desert

    Ran when parked - Low original miles.
     
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  12. treb11
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    from Bastrop, Texas

    treb11, Jul 9, 2017
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  13. Muttley
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    Muttley
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    from Fresno, Cal.

    Mahoney, park this car!
     
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  14. Bigmac48
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    from Dundalk Md

    Just the oil change and front end allignment ! Excuse me! Yes I'll wait.
     
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  15. chessterd5
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    chessterd5
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    from u.s.a.

    Okay, Ill check the mailbox. You park the car as close to the house as possible in case there is hail.
     
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  16. Constructionbob
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    Constructionbob
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    from Vrigstad, Sweden

    ..it followed me home. Can I keep it?
     
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  17. captainjunk#2
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    from massachusetts

    mary got a little carried away with her first attempt at yard art
     
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  18. tfeverfred
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    tfeverfred
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    from Houston, Texas

    "C'mon. Take a drive in my bush."
     
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  19. Alonzo "Lon" Wilson
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    Alonzo "Lon" Wilson

    Honey....about that new refrigerator magnet you got.....

    Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G930A using The H.A.M.B. mobile app
     
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  20. Gman0046
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    Gman0046
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    from Possums Crotch, Kentucky

    Oh Shit!
     
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  21. Toqwik
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    Toqwik
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    from Middleburg, FL USA

    Ehtel just finished watching the Dukes of Hazzard marathon.


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  22. Hotdoggin DaddyO
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    from Hays, Ks

    Sunofabitch! Did ya see the size of that Chicken!
     
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  23. AV8R
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    AV8R
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    from Edmonton, AB

    "Marge finally found something to hold the bush down so they could repaint that last window."... now you see it ;)
     
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  24. robracer1
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    robracer1
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    from Marietta, GA

    Well I thought I would DROP IN and say hello!
     
    robracer1, Jul 11, 2017
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  25. Montana1
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    Montana1
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    from South of the Border, NM

    Honest Officer, I was coming around the corner and that house just jumped right out in front of me. :rolleyes:
     
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  26. Engine man
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    Engine man
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    from Wisconsin

    Who said women can't drive?
     
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  27. tb33anda3rd
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    from Connecticut
    1. Connecticut HAMB'ers

    with cuban accent:
    LUCY!
     
    tb33anda3rd, Jul 11, 2017
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  28. racerlall
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    racerlall
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    from WA

    those dam Hogwarts kids
     
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  29. Zerk
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    Zerk
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    from L.B.N.J.U.S.A.

    Yes, I DID say not to park on the grass any more.
     
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  30. RDE
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    RDE
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    from Rockport, Texas

    It was close but I got your daughter home by midnight!
     
    RDE, Jul 11, 2017
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