Event Coverage Rocky's excellent adventure or how to get rid of your old molasses

Thanks for the laugh Rocky, but lesson to be learned: getting rid of the molasses is not an area to procrastinate.

 

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I laughed so hard I almost ,,,,,,,,,, myself.........

 

Reminds me of Cousin Eddy, dumpin the RV tanks..LOL Rocky you are 2 much!

 

I never thought molasses could ever go bad. Maybe someone was taking a dump in your barrel when no one was looking?

 

My wife and I laughed all the way through your adventure. So what have we learned from this? Thanks for sharing Rocky!

 

Reminds me of my gopher solution. Fermented dog crap and water. Boy do they hate it when you pour it down their hole.

 

Save some to send to.people that don't pay their bills

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I have a full 5 gallons of the fragrant stuff. Thinking I might sell it at the next swap meet for the guy who has an axe to grind over an unpaid debt, jilted by a girlfriend, or cuckolded by some guy. No, wait! I could break it down into 1/2 pint bottles for $5 apiece for a helluva lot more $$$ but then I'd have to handle it...again....yuck!
No, I'll take the entire 5 gallons to the next swap meet. If nothing else the for-sale sign and description should be a great conversation piece.
"Pissed off at someone? Buy my super smelly crap and make 'em pay! The gift that keeps on giving"

 

You guys gotta try citric acid, no stench and strips rust quick and easy.

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And you are willing to throw innocent pooches next door under the bus ? I hope you do get caught, Rocky. That's cold blooded ! LOL

 

It's alright, Gary..no pooches were injured or scolded in this excellent adventure. All is back to normal here in fly-over country.

 

The events in this article are true no animals were harmed or sacrificed in any way shape or size hahahahahaha this is so funny stuff I loved the part with the sticky little stuff on ur race almost made me pee my pants lololol


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My late organic farmer friend would have called that a putrid anaerobic mess. It's basically the opposite of what is supposed to happen in a compost heap, hence the smell. You could have harvested a useful amount of biogas from it, though. The residue ought to be aerobically digestible, if it's dried out and broken up first.

 

This thread made my Monday Thanks for sharing your adventure.

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That stuff would be great to "disrupt" plans for an outdoor activity. ie, a party with sour in-laws.

 

Dont know how I missed this but laughed all the same

 

Maybe you could get Offutt to drop the 5 gallons over China.....

I spent most of the night in a bar in Bellevue back in 1978 and felt like your stool looked the next morning. Oh, the college years.....

SPark