History Things That Will Never Be On My Hot Rod"

When you need John Baluchi with a guitar or baseball bat!

 

Seeing as nobodys mentioned it yet, Halloween! Spider webs, bats, rats, skellingtons!!!! Fuuuuuuuck offfffffffffff!

 

Fake patina, any I have is real and earned from use.

 

WWWs

 

Early Ford spindles with bolt on steering arms. What do some guys think oxy/acc torches are for?

 

These should just be made illegal everywhere.


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you mean electrical systems are supposed to work in a consistant, predictable fashion??!!

 

a flathead...

 

THINGS THAT WILL NEVER BE ON MY HOT ROD"
Fat Chicks!

 

Not according to the Lucas school of thought!

 

Hello! I'm HOTRODPRIMER and I have committed a plethora of what some of you consider sins...but I don't have a crybaby doll,fuzzy dice or a electric fan.

BTW,crybaby dolls make good wheel chocks. HRP

 

I don't care what anyone else does but I want my roadster to drive and handle like an old car. I won't be having disc brakes, a t-5 or overhead valves. A flathead and three speed works for me. For now I do have an alternator and electric fan, but I'm hoping to change those someday.

 

I don't see the alternator and electric fan as being a sin especially if your drivibg it alot.

 

The beauty of hot rods is the total lack of conformity,some strive to be period correct and they fall in the traditional hot rod category. HRP

The rest of us are fortunate to have The Hokey Ass Message Board

 

These are good for one thing......Tie 'em to the car and drag 'em. LOL

 

I will remove all of the sinful things from my hot rods listed here and sell what every is left for scrap. I will also give away all of my computers to 8 year old boys for gaming. By doing that, I will never have to suffer the slings and arrows of the "trad" police on the HAMB.

 

Hilarious! HRP

 

At least I don't have power windows.

 

as some have mentioned, electric fans, alternators, LS, L4whatevers, computers and i would like to add, never, not have fenders and red rims on green car.

 

I rode in my parents flathead powered car as a child.
I don't have the time anymore.

 

Wives, plain and simple. I doubt ANY dyed-in-the-wool male hotrodder would even think of buying dolls to pose with their cars.

On MY car? No fuzzy dice, no dice air valve covers or any other kind but metal or black plastic, no friggin voodoo head anything, no raised whiteletters - i lived through the 70's once already. All i can think of now but there's plenty more.

 

No tattooed ladies...unless her name is Lydia.
Old farts will get that one.

 

My list of HAMB police "no nos",
SBC
700-r
Alternator
HEI ignition
U joint steering
Radial WW tires
Hidden audio

 

Groucho Marx? HRP

 

Sure are a bunch of guys on here with security issues...spend more time in the seat racking up miles and some of those issues will go away.

Just another shit stirring thread....

 

Poor kid, imagine how much time that took to get the camera and set up the lighting. This is probably what happened to Lizzie Borden.

 

I violated so many of these "rules",.... I guess I'm just here for the tattoo'd women!

 

Fake patina
Fake race car numbers and lettering
Fake speed shop names

 

A sbc,if its going to be a GM V8 its going to be a early Olds,Caddy or Buick nailhead and not going to care what it cost to build them as I will find the money some way.

 

Interesting thread, agree some, But as a Young Man, now as an Old Fart I have always marched in my own band, did it MY WAY and I like Fuzzy Dice. LOL