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Discussion in 'Questions & Suggestions' started by lucky ink, Oct 25, 2016.

  1. gimpyshotrods
    Joined: May 20, 2009
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    gimpyshotrods
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    Yup, and if you want to know how to intentionally change the viewing size, that is control and the minus key, and control and the plus key.
     
  2. Speed Gems
    Joined: Jul 17, 2012
    Posts: 6,433

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    Rub the spot on the screen with male enhancement cream, see if it goes full screen.:D
     
  3. falcongeorge
    Joined: Aug 26, 2010
    Posts: 18,341

    falcongeorge
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    from BC

    And I am sure at some point later this evening, there will be a "new member" posting on here as to where we can purchase said cream.:rolleyes:
     
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  4. 56sedandelivery
    Joined: Nov 21, 2006
    Posts: 6,695

    56sedandelivery
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    I'm happy to report my HAMB size is the same size it's always been. That's all I need, a shrinking HAMB.
    I am Butch/56sedandelivery. Now why did my font suddenly change???
     
  5. Kiwi 4d
    Joined: Sep 16, 2006
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    Full size and ready for performance here. But how does the blue pill work on an iPad . I mean how do I get control plus on an iPad ,as it goes super full ready for action randomly.
    iPad does not have the control button.
     
  6. mountainman2
    Joined: Sep 16, 2013
    Posts: 337

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    Disclaimer: Use caution! Some of the methods mentioned above (for increasing the size of your HAMB) may not be considered "traditional". However, benefits received may be considered worth the wrath of the "traditional police".
     
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  7. gnichols
    Joined: Mar 6, 2008
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    gnichols
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    from Tampa, FL

    After 4 hours, get a couple more hookers. Gary
     
  8. falcongeorge
    Joined: Aug 26, 2010
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    falcongeorge
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    from BC

    Oh oh Butch, that whole "trans font" thing is the thin edge of the wedge!
     
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  9. I'm offended by these comments because I'm younger. I don't want to know what the future holds for my wandering wonder worm.


    Sent from my iPhone using The H.A.M.B. mobile app
     
  10. J. A. Miller
    Joined: Dec 30, 2010
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    J. A. Miller
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    from Central NY

    Fifty-some years ago a friend of mine mailed in $10.00 to get a device that was guaranteed to increase the size of his "hamb" 50% instantly. He had seen an ad for this in the back of one of the men's magazines at the barber shop. In about a week he shows up with the package he had just gotten in the mail. He was so excited he could hardly open the box. His excitement was short lived when he saw his new magnifying glass.
     
  11. F.O.G
    Joined: Oct 31, 2006
    Posts: 259

    F.O.G
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    from Pacific,Mo

    Wasn't that the problem with Trumps hands?
     
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  12. I would start by changing your pet name for it.
     
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  13. LBCD
    Joined: Oct 28, 2009
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    As my female co worker describes it...a hotdog in a hallway [​IMG]

    Or.... [​IMG]

    Sent from my SCH-I535 using The H.A.M.B. mobile app
     
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  14. banjorear
    Joined: Jul 30, 2004
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    Was it cold in your computer room? It sometimes happens to me when it's cold....
     
  15. lucky ink
    Joined: Feb 18, 2011
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    I can say one thing about the glitch I had LOL. Mine happened once for about an hour. You guys seem to have this down pat LOL.If I ever have a long term problem I'll know where to turn first.
     
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  16. DDDenny
    Joined: Feb 6, 2015
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    from oregon

    Richard "Tricky Dick" Nixon had it down Pat.:rolleyes:
     
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  17. You guys act like a bunch of juvenile delinquents. :D HRP
     
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  18. gimpyshotrods
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    Better than a bunch of senile delinquents.
     
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  19. DDDenny
    Joined: Feb 6, 2015
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    from oregon

    Not to be confused with "penile" delinquents!
    Somebody stop me:rolleyes:
     
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  20. Atwater Mike
    Joined: May 31, 2002
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    I'm in DE-NIAL.
     
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  21. AKGrouch
    Joined: Oct 19, 2014
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    You guys crack me up. Not very often I laugh out loud at the puter but this thread did it!
     
  22. Raiman1959
    Joined: May 2, 2014
    Posts: 1,427

    Raiman1959

    Maybe the screen just needs to be warmed up! using-the-computer-all-day-with-no-one-hovering-behind-212015.jpg
     
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  23. Flathead Dave
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  24. Raiman1959
    Joined: May 2, 2014
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    Raiman1959

    I used to think everything looked small...but not now!!! f4f6f950ad726d97ecb57073af934735.jpg
     
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  25. Early anti tracking device or the poor man's virtual reality?
     
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  26. j3harleys
    Joined: May 12, 2010
    Posts: 912

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    Where might a person find that cream. Its not for me I have no problems. I might have a friend that needs some help.
     
  27. seb fontana
    Joined: Sep 1, 2005
    Posts: 8,493

    seb fontana
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    from ct

    I have a limited supply..Comes with cream and pictures..
     
  28. LOL I step on mine, its embarrassing. :oops:
     
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  29. aaggie
    Joined: Nov 21, 2009
    Posts: 2,530

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    I always heard that when you get too old to cut the Mustard that you can still lick the jar. Just saying.....
     
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