Hamb Gasser Wars 2006......

Glad to see someone here got this car. I thought it was a purdy fair deal on a good lookin car.

the more the merrier.

FLIP

 

This oughta be easy, all you girls only have 3 days of pre drags fight in you???

Anyone else think they have what it takes???

 

Deadfast....cool car.

 

I second that!

 

What, I know its only the end of Jan, but this is all the shit talk we get??? Where's all the "my car is better then yours" crap at??? I'm just gunna have to show you all up with my mid 18s pickup.....well, maybe not, it might not be mine by then... wonder what kind of times my 4x4 will pull?, EH who cares, my (fill in the blank) is faster then all you guys, and I will insist on that right up until I pull up to the line. UM, about that running the quarter in a thong thing for the looser... You all would probably be sorry, I can probably hande the thong (do they make em THAT big???), but do I have to run all the way down the quarter??? I'm thinking I'm gunna need a ride after the first 60 feet.....maybe even a little oxygen.

I am so looking forward to the HAMB drags. Gene

 

Gassers ...... Altereds ....... Super Stockers ....... Stockers ........ Drive-in's...... Let's bring 'em all and line 'em up !

 

I think its time that we limit the size of this thong.

If your running 18's, you'll surelly beat the Baronator!!!

Where ya at El Marko??? Quit being a sissy!!!

 

Lets see your Flatty just took a crap, your 33 never ran right, your rail is wall art, you can't even drag the Lincoln out of the shop, and you wana race ME? Bring it on sissy boy! I hear the Fender Skirts are looking for a mascot, you would look good in a school girl out fit, but funnier than shit behind a vehical that doesn't work. You can't even fit in a rail, are you going to have someone else drive it for you Mr. Wimpy?



Sandman
Barons
So.Texas
Where we take on possers from bike shops!

 

You guys crack me up....

 

Dont be talking about the Dented Fenders like that!!!

Kick me in the nuts why dont you!! Flatheads are crap ass engines to begin with, YOUR the one that talked me into running the damn thing. What about the phone call last night, "I'll take it" was your reply. I said it had a crack in the water jacket, and you said you can fix it. I'm going to fix it right to the dumpster.

Your the one trying to sabotage me.

 

Dude, you still want that 22r Toyota banger? Should bolt up nice where that flatty was and make twice the power. I've got a Continental irrigation motor around here somewhere too. At least ya'd have something that ran.

 

Nothing wrong with Flat Heads you just can't make them work. I can so give it up Wimpy. Try a small block, maybe a Brigs, something that you might be able to make run.

And as far as sabotage...... yeah buddy your going down at the drags!


Sandman
Barons
So.Texas
Where we do what we have to! To Win!

 

Whewww Doggies the smack is flyin' around here.LOL
I'm in.
I think I'll wear a flack jacket too though, you guy's are scarin' me.
Will this guy qualify for the Gasser Class?

 

Tell me more about this Continental irrigation motor??

If it will take my '30 to 51MPH I'll surely beat the Baronator....get the girl and live hapily ever after.

 

I would especially around The Baronator.....

Last time out, he realised the rocker bolts werent tightened.

Maybe this time it will be the transmission that comes apart????

 

Hey Jason,You've got mail.E-Mail that is.

 

Yo Baby that is a great shot of Jason on his moped!

I have got into the motor, I'm ready slow poke. Do you have anything running? cus I will do a foot race with you if I have to just so you can play. What do you do all day at your shop? one would think that you would have a few cool running things. I have a small window between 11pm and 4am to get things done and I will still be kicking you a$$. I hear you can get a complete car from Speedway, 1-800-dile-a-rod. You should try it.


Fastman
Barons
So.Texas
Yeeeehaw!

 

I dont know how the "Other" picture got photoshopped....but here is the real one.

 

Ooohhhh you guy's are killin' me here.My sides are startin' ta hurt.

 

I remember that day...... after that shot was taken you put that cone to your mouth and yelled out that I was faster than you. I had mexican food that day but I'm sure you tasted that part.

Sandman
Barons
So.Texas
Where we blow it out into Jasons mouth.

 

Here ya go Jason...

L-head 4-banger buried in there somewhere, one piston was holed some time back so it and the rod were pulled and it was put back into service. I guess you'd call it a three-banger, but I bet it'd smoke yer coupe as it sits.

 

Crow, Thats awesome!!!

I think I could mount some wheels on the wood frame and go racing. I dont think anyone could catch me at the Hamb Drags with that!!

 

jason, you need a motor? wanna borrow this? makes over 500hp!

 

If I went and did that, then I would have to change the rear end. I do have an olds rear end.....hmmmmm

I think that would be safe for the model A.

 

1st pic+ 2nd pic = you guys seeing lots of 3rd pic

 

I'm sure I'll be seeing a ton your girly cars in the pits.....

so, what color dresses are you all wearing today???

 

Hey 8th grade does that mean we will be seeing you busted in the pits?


Sandman
Barons
So Texas
Where we like to have fun!

 

Your not going to see anything cuz you won't be there! YOU HAVE NOTHING THAT RUNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Sandman
Barons
So Texas
Where we all have stuff that runs, except Jason.

 

Watch it pal!!! It may take me another year to paint your dragster!!

 

Ooops. Sorry pal.

Come on then get it done so I can talk more smack!


Sandman
Barons
So Texas
Where we are in the hands of the painter