The Jalopy Journal
You mean....the zhit!
HEY NERDS! Check out the cool stuff from Columbus.
Hey KIRK! the Jerk, I want my pants back!
No quarter or rear windows, damn right. Just...
You're lame! You always miss the best stuff. I should have your job!
This has gotta be the coolest car of all time! Just like the...
Here's your cover. Aaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy......
And KIRK!, you better give me my pants back or you'll get a knuckle sandwich!
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