RatRodThug

Known to indulge in Moonshine, Cheap American Beer, Hell anything with alcohol will do. Motorcycle and Hot Rod builder, Director of American Can Shooter Association, also Director of the International Big Fun Committee, and Lover of Beautiful Woman. I Specialize in: Devouring Maidens, Tigers Tamed, Stud Service, Bars Emptied, Hog Herding, Uprisings Quelled, Revolutions Started, Assassinations Plotted, Governments Run, Budgets Balanced, Gun Running, Orgies Organized, Computers Verified, Sex Education, Wars Fought, Excuses Made, Bootlegging, and Prayer Meetings. Just to name a few