High-Test

I'm Yitzchak and I love the smell of uncatalyzed exhaust fumes and the sound of hopped-up V8s. Cars have always been an obsession of mine. I may be a Subaru man, but my heart is with the classics. I had a 1960 Biscayne, but it was an enormous letdown. Studies and getting to college were more important than tearing down a blown 305 and fixing it. When I've achieved my goal of becoming a history professor, I'll get something that's loud enough to set off car alarms, burns oil, drinks gas, smokes a little, beats down on STis, and scares small children.