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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by tolo2go, Jun 18, 2013.

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  1. scott 351 wins
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    ahhhhhhhhhhh nutssssssssssssss
     

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  2. Rickybop
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    Lol...

    Good of Ryan and the mods to let us go nuts once in a while.
    I wonder why they're bein' so nice to us? They must want somethin'.

    Also good of tolo2go to let us perpetrate this major hijack of his thread...
    ...though I don't think he really had a choice...lol. Thanks for bein' cool, tolo2 go.
     
  3. tolo2go
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    Glad I could be that guy that gave you a good start to the weekend and something to talk about.
     
  4. Lotta asskissing going on
     
  5. Why did the greaser burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? He ate it before it was cool.
     
  6. 2racer
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    Life is a sexually transmitted disease with 100% mortality rate...
     
  7. traffic61
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    from Owasso, OK

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  8. so we can just say anything?

    El Borracho was here... :confused:
     
  9. Rickybop
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    That's ok. What you do in your own house is your business. :eek: :D
     
  10. 2racer
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    as far as you know:eek:
     
  11. 345winder
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    Jessica Parker can be substituted as "a horse" in this joke as well. :)
     
  12. RatPin
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    The obvious answer to your question is, Maybe.
     
  13. Vendome
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    "Super Moon"?
     

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  14. n.z.rodder
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    He can also be a potato in the duck jokes, but don't wash the dust off it.

    Scotty
     
  15. yesterday was a long day for me.
     
  16. DocWatson
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    What? Did you just say something about the 'cum dumpsters?':eek:

    Doc.
     
  17. We are circling the drain!
    That's OK, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time!
    Wait....is this traditional humor??
     
  18. how many rot radders does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    just one but the house fixture is sticking out of the air cleaner
     
  19. hellsgaterods
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    Her face looks like a foot
     
  20. LANCE-SPEED
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    I didnt know rot radders screwed in light bulbs? I thought the screwd in there back seat.
     
  21. LANCE-SPEED
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    back to the duck jokes. A fat lady with a duck under her arm walks into a bar, the bartender sez, hey we dont allow pigs in here, the fat lady sez "but this is a duck" the bartender sez I was talking to the duck
     
  22. Ba-Da-Boom-Ski.....Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip the waitress.....
     
  23. Ahhh
     

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  25. this thread will be shut down soon.
     
  26. 2racer
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    Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window...
     
  27. Maybe, but the memories will last forever.........(wipes away tear)
     
  28. junk yard kid
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    You guys ever wonder what would happen if you ate only corn for three days?
     
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