What is this woman hiding??

On the way back from a lake in a nearby small town I spot a grill for a 53 chevy in someones yard. I pull into the driveway, knock on the door and a woman answers. I ask her about the grill and she kind of laughs and tells me I can have it she has no interest in cars and her son had dragged it out of the woods. We continue to talk and she proceeds to tell me there is about 20-30 "Old junky cars" in the woods behind her house!! She took my number and told me she would call and I can have a go at 'em. That was 2 weeks ago, I think I'm going to show up at her house with a cake and a bottle of wine if she doesen't call...haha! How to gently prod a woman to let me rummage through her property ??

 

Chocolate and flowers??

 

offer to trim her yard. haha

 

See what the cars are...rotted out '52 Dodges or rows of '32 Fords?? Answer would lie somewhere between offering a Hershey bar and proposing marriage, depending.

 

show her your tounge ring....

 

Your cake and wine idea just might be the ticket.

 

I've been trying to figure that one out for about 30 years now...

JH

 

Hahaha! Being a lady myself, the tounge ring thing might not work to my advantage.

 

How big are her ta tas?

 

Bigger than a wine glass!..Hahaha

 

Then again it just might .....

 

Ollin ! so close ! Offer to trim her bush !!! Nah, never worked for me either....

 

Let's see, what's my opening line to get a lady to let me take a gander at her back 40....

 

haha! you and me both!

 

How about knocking on her door like you did the 1st time? Then pay her a reasonable amount for the cars you want?

If not the tongue ring deal couldn't cost more then a $100 and you will get the cars and an interesting new experience. Video it and you can sell it to pay for the cars.

 

Dress nice, smell nice, keep eye contact but not TO much eye contact, and make it all about her.

 

Gave her 12 year old son 10 bucks for the grill. Its in nice shape.

 

Tell her you want to "poke around in her bush" and wink.....

 

HA.. At this rate I think I'm going to need a BOX of wine.

 

As much fun as the tongue ring sounds like it could potentially be, I'd probably avoid that myself.

How about just going back again and politely talking some more? Leave the treats home, might seem a little weird and pushy. Just ask to have a look at it and offer to consider paying a reasonable amount for anything worth it and maybe even offer to help the 12 yr. old out with making a project out of something for himself too. Might be a way to get the boy into something constructive and positive and be a win/win for everyone.

 

Yes! trying to avoid "wierd and pushy" or "stalker".

 

the guy that said .."make it all about her" had it right

 

Just be polite, dress nice, greet her with a smile and lick your eyebrows. Works every time.

 

Just go back and politely ask her if you could take a look and maybe shoot a few pics of things so you don't forget what is there. Ask her what is possibly for sale. You sound like you know how to be polite, so I wouldn't worry.

 

What is this woman hiding? A salami??

 

If you can lick back your eye brows you may be in for a treat. Her too!

 

Whats that saying? If I could lick my own eyebrows I'd never leave the house!

 

lol im just wondering how long it takes for stuff to sink into some peoples heads

* THE ORIGINAL POSTER ASKING THE QUESTION IS A WOMAN*** who appearently is not into women

id just knock on her door agian she probabaly just forgot

 

I wouldn't leave your house either!

 

she can still make it all about her...right?

than my reply still works