Virgin vs. barn find

So I've decided that this is the year to clean up the shop and get down to a manageable few cars. This first step is to pull the cars out, clean them up and decide what to keep and what to sell. I'm starting with this 42 Buick. I had a guy come over, kind of an idiot, and he sees this and says "Wow, that's a true barn find" I find this to be one of the most irritating phrases I've ever heard, mainly because it's usually BS. I told him no, this is not a barn find, it's a virgin, untouched except for maintenance since she was new.
I'm not trying to start the whole barn find discussion as it's been beat to death but I think that virgin would be a great alternative for you guys that still insist a car that's been sitting for a few years but previously fucked with is a barn find. Make sense? Thanks for your time

 

Take the virgin

 

What about a barn full of 72 virgins? Not 73 though. That would be crazy

 

In the words of Jeff Dunham "why not 73 slutty broads that know what the hell they are doing"

 

^^What he said^^

 

this thread looks more like a classified ad to sell your stuff...nice stuff

 

This and a lot of my other cars are not HAMB friendly so no, this is not an ad, more of a rant. I usually auction stuff anyway.

 

I'm sure there was a point to the thread intended. I call subliminal advertising.

 

factory car, or a stock vehicle.

hey, 0wLarry... momma fiddy says virgins are the best cause they have nothing to compare you with, so you're the best they've ever had... keep that in mind when you're trolling the mall tomorrow

 

YOU again!...
my balls are sore enuff.

 

ok... ok... i'll wait at least 24 hours before i bust em again

 

hmmm...never thought about trolling the mall

 

Survivor seems like the proper term for a car that has just, well, survived in tact over the years. I think virgin would be one that had been put away new and never used.

 

i cant take you anywhere can i?

 

has it been 24 hours already?

 

If you foumd a vigin in a barn hummm
It would still be a barn find and I'd bet she tells that to all the boys.

 

DOH! no window larry strikes!!!!

Dawn is literally laughing so hard she's crying

 

Always BANJO'S PLAYING WITH 3wLarry around!

 

I'll go with barn find. From what I've heard of farmers daughters there aren't a lot of virgins around.

 

Your can only have up to 64 virgins on here

 

That seems to make the most sense to me. Survivor.

 

I like this thread.Makes our north of the border bullshittt seem tame !! Keep goin !!!!

 

It is dueling banjo's playing. Usually seems to be FiddyFour playing one and 3wLarry playing the other.

Either that or it is like watching an episode of the Hatfeilds & the McCoy's.

 

Unrestored original vehicle = survivor, plain and simple.

"Virgin"yeah right

 

On sober reflection yes, this is a stupid thread. I was just trying to come up with something else for the morons on this site and others who think that everything that hasn't been driven in a few years is a barn find, my bad.

 

Hmmmm... A virgin with a few miles on her. Now that's an Oxymoron.



HellRaiser

 

Corvette contests have a separate catagory for "Survivors" ... unrestored, often close to original cars ...

 

not driven is nos? i've always called them virgins.

 

WHAT!! Who told you, where did you hear this? So I'm still a virgin?? SSSSssssssssssshhhhhhhhh...........
Keep quiet on this I have a reputation to maintain.
(So its a weak as piss rep, but hell its mine and the only one I have!)

Doc.

 

Doc...you...are a mental case