the devil was in my car, so i cut it apart

koo koo kachoo.... ha ha ha! go read something else, we got serious hotrod building going on over here.... you do know that it wasn't Paris's purse right? go read about her and get back to me

 

Scott, Refer to your last 3 posts and realize your just talking to yourself.I am starting to wonder if the therapy is working. Reach out to your support group. Doug, Bruce, or any of the Swindlers wanna help a bruther out?

 

That's what happens if you don't have an Anti-duck helmet!

 

It’s like I’m reading Hunter S Thompson for cars! I love it! Well maybe someday I go to where the Buffalo roam and end up stopping bye to say hi!
What is your favorite creation at the momment?

 

favorite creation? I'm in hell... I can't build this stuff fast enough, poker run is looming over me and I'm suspecting my cars getting fruitier by the minute, started pulling the fenders to get the 31 fenders on there, I know its a mistake but i'm going with it cause i just wanna see, while I did that, the racer was yelling at me to pull it out and turn it around, same time the firetruck screamed at me to get the giant wing off its roof, so i did... any of this make sense? any of you guys notice when your running power tools you can hear women screaming in your head? i think its just the pitch of motors I dont know

 

1 of many

 

ok a few more, dont you hate the people that jabber on about their stupid shit and then no pictures?, good or bad I wanna see, not to judge not to critic but just see what the rest of the monkeys are doing, you might have the dumbest car on the planet.... but its possible that the way the bolts line up are poetry... the way paint on the dash is just right... it could be something that could influence a hundred people.... yeah you'll get laughed at by alot, but who cares, i dont, I love arguing, I am that guy who'll drive across the country to "get" you or just say hellooooo... anyhow I still want a boat tail... problem is the tail should be almost as long as the hood, that isnt this car, the wheel base is a shorty

 

yes i know the pics are sideways, no I have no idea why... iphone, how should i know, its smarter than me

 

i like tacos.

 

"wish you were my neighbor"

i think we could have some fun, esp. if you let me take the racer out fora spin

 

Arrrrgh my neck

 

sinks I agree. seriously.

 

I know right? Hold your house sideways if your computer is to heavy

 

I 3rd that, WTF

 

You guys are whispering, I know

 

They whisper only because if they spoke up you could hear their quacks...see their beaks?...that's right...don't worry though, the bear will take care of them all, you just have to catch her first, then she'll show them all who's in control...just listen for the applause hidden in the sweet sound of your torch, it's cheering for you because it knows your intentions...torches are funny like that...by the way, hinging that new tail section from the "bumper" side to gain access to the rearend and fuel tank sounds like a splendid idea...the only question is, was it my idea or did you tell me to tell you?...

 

They whisper only because if they spoke up you could hear their quacks...see their beaks?...

I'm still willing to trade my Anti-duck helmet for those kickass wheels!

 

Paint is not the only greenery in Washington..

 

Vocabulary .... A dying art .


You !? Have an iphone ? Now there is where the devil's at ....

 

Your meds are working for me, shame they've had no positive effect for you. Call 911!!!

 

taking the car apart reveals a 70's porn, its old its hairy it is from the 70's, torsion bars extra tall, boxy tight engineering, volvo discs, power steering its all here baby... the first issue of the joy of sex, glorious crisco, tard lard... far out

 

stupid iphone, i thought i outsmarted it... curses

 

alternatively, people are gay for the wheels around town, still wondering what year dodge, 4" wide 16" anyone? Beuler?.... Bueler?.... anyone

 

Hey them phones has the smarts of half a million Chinese in em. Takes two people to out smart them!

I think I was just racist?

Meh.......Doc.

 

just hate everyone equally, i do

 

i got two of them dodge rims sitting on my back porch. i would like to know too

 

wow bob wow

 

yesterday

 

Two clicks after opening with Windows photo gallery.

But maybe your schitzophrenic brain liked them better the other way