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the devil was in my car, so i cut it apart

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by SPEEDBARRONS, May 26, 2010.

  1. need louvers ?
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    I second the torpedo!!!
     
  2. Dirty Dug
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    Dude, you're over-medicating. Stop now and call your sponsor.
     
  3. Blue One
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    This thread proves that schitzophrenia and bi-polar people really do exist, and that they are in fact nuttier than a drunken bedbug :p :D
     
  4. oldcarfan
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    what a strange thread.
     
  5. It all made perfectly good sense to me. is there something wrong with me? Yup! Everybodies got to be something!
     
  6. InPrimer
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    Holy fuck, Germ's alter ego..
     
  7. Francisco Plumbero
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    I dig the chrome helmet, use the shape of the helmet for the rear of the rod. See it?
     
  8. scott - you should turn that firetruck into a boat-tail roadster inspired vessel. that'd rule. do it.
     
  9. Dynaflash_8
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    the ass end is just wrong looking. Start out with some wires and bias plys and go from there.
     
  10. marx
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    Geez. This thread fully represents everything wrong about the internet. Please, somebody kill this thread! For the love of God and Acetylene. Kill it now!
     
  11. Boats, cars, boat tail, ducks.
    Seems OK to me.
     
  12. SPEEDBARRONS
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    That fire truck, the town wanted it in the 4th of july parade, ha kick rocks.... that truck should become the new SWINDLERS ramp truck bonneville hauler thingy, just sayin.... who are you thread killer guys.... all I hear in my head is Johnny are you queer boy from Valley girl, and some communist red scourge.... my married family is Russian, so I see shit bag nonothings, I need a Skat Kitty bad, I can't stand it, hurts.... what the hell on the roadster... I'm reaching out for help, you guys can sway me, i can be convinced, live your dream thru me.... i'm already thinking I should flip a wheelbarrow upside down and weld it to the back get me some drag radials and go fuck shit up , when the hell is anything i'm alone to much you people slay me laughing all the time, i hate my car i love my car, its a constant, do you guys remember when I cared, I did some nice stuff, who here has a buffalo head my brother needs one six cars one container, is that a record? don't hate me
     

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  13. A chitty chitty bang bang tribute car?
     
  14. oldcarfan
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    i literally dont understand any of your posts, they might as well be in fucking yiddish.
     
  15. moter
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    WTF did you smoke..snort or shoot into your body to make these words come out on a computer screen?? This makes me want to just bang my head on the wall......you NEED help ..wow!!:eek:
     
  16. Dirty Dug
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    Don't you have a '32 Roadster. YOU FREAK!!! Where are the pictures of that? You complained about having to go get it, WITHOUT ME!! Then no pictures? Asshole...
     
  17. Blue One
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    As I said, schitzophrenia is really hard to understand. The worst part of all of it is that the looney toones seem to think they are normal and what they spout makes total sense. :D
     
  18. Dirty Dug
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    Hey! My son-in-law is Israeli,what's your point?
     
  19. 31whitey
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    living in a small interesting town...

    you think, people think, about the living there...

    They dont care.
     
  20. Toner283
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    This thread gets fucking weirder every time I open it. I keep expecting him to launch the torpedo at somebody. :)

    Carry on gentlemen.
     
  21. Joe King
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    you need to go to the mountains a pray my son
     
  22. stanlow69
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    He ain`t to bad. Know of a guy who got off his meds and lost his 18 wheeler. Took the cops 2 weeks to find it. Ya, I`m thinkin it was a refrigerated unit.
     
  23. moter
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    heck hes already there....
     
  24. SPEEDBARRONS
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    oh yeah the 32 roadster, i have devoted 12 hours to the door hinges, doors are hung, chassis is stretched back to 106" wheelbase, I'll get there.....too many things to distract me, i'm the idiot that will drop everything to go watch a sunset, admire the way the bluegills beg for food, watch 99 luft balloons, Dug! lets goes to Israel to throw rocks at Dale Chihuly! my town is frought with weirdos, everyone is interesting even you
     
  25. SPEEDBARRONS
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    I aint no flatlander
     
  26. Good job man. Piss the hambers off. I love it keep on doing what you love bro! :)
     
  27. Saw the movie ......

    He gets the girl in the end .....

    Jim ;)
     

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  28. Things must be pretty slow in "Downtown Tarnation" these days, eh!:D:eek: Keep at it SpeedBarrons.
     
  29. Clowns scare me and I likes chicken, ducks are so over done.
     
  30. Francisco Plumbero
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    from il.

    German helmet.....german helmet...german helmet.....back of car....must do....look like .......germin....helmut.....must not inhale....gas.........must do....helmut....must....focus........helmit.
     

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