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Customs Is This Sweetest Custom Van I've Ever Seen, Or Is It Some Odd Euro Stocker?

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by monsterflake, Jun 30, 2010.

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  2. Russian
    Joined: Feb 16, 2010
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    It's definitely not russian, the only russian vans that got to production are this in photos below... ZIL 118K "Yunost" (Youth), UAZ 452, ERAZ 762V and modifications of two last mentioned
     

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  3. myke
    Joined: Dec 13, 2004
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    from SoCal

    That thing is neat. Where is it?
     
  4. LOVE EM!!! Just outta a donald duck cartoon, or maybe Tex Avery....
     
  5. chloichina
    Joined: Feb 8, 2009
    Posts: 101

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    from Florida

    [​IMG]
    Got this from seibertron.com

    It actually makes this one look better
     
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  6. I Love it !!!
     
  7. ironfly28
    Joined: Dec 22, 2003
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    from Orange, CA

    That was Salvador Dali's van inspired by VAN Gogh. looks like late 50s Mopar grille and lights and as stated 58 pontiac bumper.looks like somebody drove a van throuagh a junkyard really fast and that's what stuck......I'll take two please.
     
  8. The original POS, really, that is from the legacy of the pilelish clan.
    My people from Poland and Oklahoma ( Warsaw and Clinton )
    Just needs some elbow grease, a Frito pie and a Lone Star.
     
  9. ironfly28
    Joined: Dec 22, 2003
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    from Orange, CA

    Now I see it. it's a shortened 58 pontiac.
     
  10. retromotors
    Joined: Dec 10, 2008
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    Here's a news flash for ya.
    If you look down in front of you, one of your hands will probably be holding an electrical device called a "mouse".
    If not, there should be a larger electrical device called a "keyboard".
    Proper usage of either of these items will pretty much bring you to wherever you want to go on the world wide web.
    I know it's a shock to most folks, but the sames devices will also take you away from somewhere you don't want to be! (Awesome, ain't it!)
    So why don't you take your shitbag attitude on up the road.
    The original poster showed an interesting albeit strange vehicle.
    Everybody's having a good time with it, except you.

    One thing's for sure, the owner won't be faced with this situation:

    "Whatcha got ...???"

    "Man, I got a badass '55 Chevy ...!!!"

    "Awesome dude, where is it ...???"

    "Right over there, third row of '55s."

    "Which one .... ???"

    "The red one."

    "Which red one? Ya mean the one with the chromies ...???"

    "Naw man, about eight more down in the row of red '55s, the one with the other chromies ...."

    "Cool man, what kinda motor ya got in it ....???"

    "Small block Chevy, dude!"

    "Aw man, that is SO awesome ....!!!"
     
  11. chloichina
    Joined: Feb 8, 2009
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    from Florida

    Don't let me tick you off! :eek:
     
  12. brigrat
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    from Wa.St.

    I was looking for a COE till I seen this, where can I get one? Suicide doors even ............ very cooooooooooooooool jmo
     
  13. chloichina
    Joined: Feb 8, 2009
    Posts: 101

    chloichina
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    from Florida

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    K Mart





    Sorry thought it was funny?
    I have no idea what it was or is. I am sure someone has found out?
     
  14. ScottV
    Joined: Jul 18, 2009
    Posts: 818

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    I believe this on one of the new ambulances they are buying under the new health care plan.
     
  15. merc-o-madness
    Joined: Aug 23, 2004
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    haha its soo ugly that its cool
     
  16. for some reason it reminds me of my shi-tzu
     
  17. Russian
    Joined: Feb 16, 2010
    Posts: 261

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    the tranformer ice cream truck i think is chopped up 193? Dodge delivery
    here's a fast photoshop i made
     

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  18. gnichols
    Joined: Mar 6, 2008
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    from Tampa, FL

    Sorry to say, but I really like the transformers ice cream truck. All it needs is big white eyes and it can visit his "Cars" friends. Strip the ice cream stuff and you could slide in line at any Divco meet! Gary

    [​IMG]
     
  19. chloichina
    Joined: Feb 8, 2009
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    chloichina
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    from Florida

    This is still fugly! But that is a 58 Pontiac bumper
     
  20. rocknrollratfink
    Joined: Jun 21, 2009
    Posts: 192

    rocknrollratfink
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    from LA

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