My wifes definition for the HAMB

As my wife and I were getting ready for bed tonigt she asked if I was on the HAMB again and I of course said yes then I joked with her by asking if she new what HAMB stood for and she replied quickly yeah it stands for

my
Husbands
Automotive
Mistress
Bitch

I laughed then realized there is some truth to that.

 

Possible name change for the HAMB?!

 

harsh. and true..

 

my wifes twin sister??

 

I was on the phone with my ol' lady while I was typing up a post. "Your on the internet again, ain't ya?........... Yes dear! "Talk to you tomorrow" Click!.... Sweeeeeeeeet!

 

Hahahahaha! That's funny, bigdaddyslip. My wife was imitating me one night. I do get a kick out of some of the guy's remarks. Some funny stuff. So...my wife starts pretending she's me on the hamb. She starts pretending she's typing on the keyboard, then laughs out loud...types some more, then laughs her ass off again. Cracked me up. We have the monitor across the room, so we can sit back in our comfortable chairs and view it. Sometimes we watch movies on the computer. Many times, when we're through with dinner, I'll ask her if she wants to watch something. If she doesn't, and just wants to read, she'll say, "No...you can hamb it." She knows I tend to stay up too late here. (like now!) She'll go to bed before me, and tell me, "Now don't eat too much hamb." Funny girl. She bought me my alliance membership for Christmas, though, in addition to Don Montgomery's complete set of books...and...took the time to make a series of phone calls to him and got him to sign every single book. She understands. She thinks it's cool. Nice girl.

 

Thats funny, to my wife its that damn car site that I am always on.

 

Bigger print for the old farts, please!!

 

My wife would say something like that if she could just get the duct tape off.

 

haha my old lady says. talkin to your hamb buddys again?

 

Mine always says. Arent you tired of reading about those old cars. I tell her never.

 

My wife calls it the grumpy old man site. She's a high school english teacher so I show her the posts where someone's grammer gets corrected. She can't understand why I spend so much time "looking at rusty cars".

 

My wife thinks Im looking at porn ,So you guys are lucky ,I told her I'ts a car related websight and she's says sure ok ,

 

Now that's some funny shit......

 

Well, ther's been some stuff on here that nearly is porn. Cole/Kirk 36 3W, 40s customs, damn it could be a long list so fergit it...

 

my wife go hahaha............... i go sweet................you go hamb

 

My wife and I both enjoy reading some of the posts. We get a good laugh at some replies, One guy said this is car porn, my wife turned to me and said "So that explains the car mags, Hamb, late nights. I said dont leave out the "strip club" honey... all car related!

 

I think she is right.

 

Now thats funny! I don't care who you are! Must be using the Goriila stuff.........

 

My wife could care less what HAMB stands for. To her its all "hot rod porn"

 

My wife has referred to the HAMB as a bloody old car site, at least yours is laughing about it.

 

I get the same $h!t. "Why do you waste your time on cars, on the internet reading about cars, and always talking about cars." I reply "Because thats what I do! It's research and development"

 

My wife says the same thing "is your hamb more important than me" when i'm on there at nite and she is asking me questions and my face is in the computer. Been like that for 10 years thats how long i have been on the hamb. Ha ha. Billy

 

Damn... I thought I was the only one who went through this shit hahaha

 

Mine calls herself a HAMB widow. I just say 'Honey, you on Face Book AGAIN'?

 

The chicks reall dig that Farmville thing on facebbok, maybe we need a Fordville, or what ever make is your fancy! You could build your dream rod piece by piece by acquiring the parts and pieces as they do on facebook, that could really steal hours out of the day! lol

 

As a HAMB widow myself, I decided to join up and see what all the stink was about. My husband told me to stop pestering the guys and go find my own friends. I quickly found the 'Ladies of the HAMB' portion of this site - yes, boys, it does exist. You stay on your side, and we'll stay on ours.

 

Now I like this gal

 

and I thought my wife was the only one who gave me shit about them hamb....... HA HA..