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Hot rod sayings

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by CPR Customs, Feb 9, 2006.

  1. Moon Shine Auto's
    "We Drink It, Then Fix It"

    Blind Man Body Works
    "We Feel Our Way Through"
     
  2. Apparantly in "all you years" you've never seen a Flat Head ??????? :eek: WTF?
     
  3. When In Doubt - Gas It

    I didn't crash, I just got a little behind in my steering.
     
  4. lost rodder
    Joined: Aug 6, 2009
    Posts: 148

    lost rodder
    Member

  5. Gasser1961
    Joined: Nov 25, 2008
    Posts: 1,102

    Gasser1961
    BANNED

  6. James Maxwell
    Joined: May 6, 2006
    Posts: 549

    James Maxwell
    Member
    from So-Cal

    Rods started having valve covers shortly after the Olds Rocket and Chrysler Hemi started hitting junkyards, for close to sixty years there's been OHV engines of all kinds in rods. Such a small percentage of rods across the board run Flat Heads, never heard that saying.
     
  7. Ok not car related, back when I was riding street bikes a dude I knew who rode dirt bikes told me: You get hurt in the dirt but you loose meat in the street!!:eek:
     
  8. Little Wing
    Joined: Nov 25, 2005
    Posts: 7,504

    Little Wing
    Member
    from Northeast

    Way back when on Front Street,,the racers had cars on trailers ,,if you wanted to race

    "Buck a Gear" Buck being $100

    Thats an old surfer and motorcycle saying
     
  9. sikopal
    Joined: Mar 12, 2007
    Posts: 51

    sikopal
    Member

    'There are street rods and there are hot rods.
    Street rods have a Chevy up front and a can of wax in the back.
    Hot rods have a flathead up front and tools in the back.'
    Offenhauser
     
  10. Ned Ludd
    Joined: May 15, 2009
    Posts: 5,047

    Ned Ludd
    Member

    "Don't worry, you can always cut it a bit longer."

    From a second cousin of mine, after removing a nut or something from a hot engine: "Shit, that nut is HEAVY!!"
    "Heavy?"
    "Just you try picking it up!"
     
  11. DocWatson
    Joined: Mar 24, 2006
    Posts: 10,278

    DocWatson
    ALLIANCE MEMBER

    Only my car does it in 10 seconds.
     
  12. white64
    Joined: Sep 15, 2008
    Posts: 679

    white64
    Member
    from Maine

    Something someguy said about 30 years ago when he was thrashing the go pedal on his '67 GTO.. " Hang on Newt! We're headed for the rhubarb!"

    Apparently steering and pushing the gas pedal amounted to multi-tasking..
     
  13. "Speed costs you money, how fast do ya wanna go?"

    The ol' man didn't coin the phrase but I heard it a lot in the shop. Then one night when he was locked in the shop for a striping Ken Howard he lettered it on the Ol' Man's work bench. There is actually quit a story that goes with that but fodder for another post.

    My absolute favorite these days is, "There are probably 1,000 other cars within' a mile of here. If you don't like mine go look at one of those!!!" Sonny Rogers

    Edit dammnit:

    Hey this post if huge, have I already posted these?
     
  14. Prostreet32
    Joined: Jun 17, 2009
    Posts: 145

    Prostreet32
    Member
    from Indy

    'Real hot rods don't have fenders'
     
  15. Prostreet32
    Joined: Jun 17, 2009
    Posts: 145

    Prostreet32
    Member
    from Indy

    'Your never too old to have a good childhood'
     
  16. Heckler
    Joined: Mar 20, 2005
    Posts: 200

    Heckler
    Member
    from Austin, TX

    From my Dad - Blum, TX - "That thing runs like a scalded ape!"
     
  17. vertible59
    Joined: Jan 25, 2009
    Posts: 1,058

    vertible59
    Member

    As seen painted on the trunk of a drag car at Piedmont Dragway...AMF and we ain't talking about no bowling ball!
     
  18. Larry T
    Joined: Nov 24, 2004
    Posts: 7,876

    Larry T
    Member

    The one I used as a sig line for a while. Way back when, about half a dozen of us got together to do a little racing out in the county. We stood around ans bs'd for a little while and then a buddy that was a "little off center" looked around and said............

    "Anybody gonna race? We didn't come here to play checkers!"

    Larry T
     
  19. Sphynx
    Joined: Jan 31, 2009
    Posts: 1,141

    Sphynx
    Member
    from Central Fl

    Thats as smart as a screen door on a submairine..

    Thats as smart as a hub cap on a tractor.
     
  20. ragtop35
    Joined: Jun 3, 2005
    Posts: 138

    ragtop35
    Member

    My typical response: Its not about how quick you get there, its about how good you look going!
     
  21. Sumtingwong
    Joined: Jul 14, 2009
    Posts: 22

    Sumtingwong
    Member
    from Enola, Pa

    Women- "Naw, she ain't that ugly... She's just got a little too much patina for my taste."

    "Blow it, lower it, and gitcher-self a garden hose to run from the fuel tank to the motor."

    "In ten years, your Honda will be recylcled into staples and silicone boobs for saggy soccer moms. Mine's been cool since before your grandma learned how to kiss pink parts in a rumble seat."
     
  22. Bullrack
    Joined: Aug 14, 2008
    Posts: 336

    Bullrack
    Member
    from Louisiana

    Can't believe the saying from "Hot Rod" has not been posted! The part where Bryan Edison and the chick are sitting in the Willys.

    "Build it with 2 four barrels and if that breaks, put a blower on it. If that breaks, inject it. Build it till it's an automatic." Something like that anyway.
     
  23. Bullrack
    Joined: Aug 14, 2008
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    Bullrack
    Member
    from Louisiana

    Or the "It's not how fast you go, it's all about how you go fast!"
     
  24. scoop
    Joined: Jul 4, 2001
    Posts: 1,464

    scoop
    Member

    I like both of these.
     
  25. carshowgirl
    Joined: Jun 16, 2007
    Posts: 111

    carshowgirl
    Member

    Its steel not tupperware

    Chrome go faster
     
  26. pdc
    Joined: Nov 25, 2008
    Posts: 354

    pdc
    Member

    Guy had on his car he street raced with;"Please Pre-Pay After Dark." Believe he tore off a gas pump.
     
  27. BCR
    Joined: Dec 11, 2005
    Posts: 1,265

    BCR
    Member

    My favorite bumper sticker. Only ever saw it on one car.

    This car may not be the Mayflower
    but your daughter came across in it!
     
  28. Danog
    Joined: Apr 26, 2007
    Posts: 110

    Danog
    Member

    Beat it to fit and paint it to match
     
  29. Steelsmith
    Joined: Feb 5, 2007
    Posts: 581

    Steelsmith
    Member

    Ed Roth was a High School friend of my Mom's family, was over all of the time. Back in the day, one of their favorite things to say to some rodder who thought their car was too cool. "Hey, Anybody hurt in that wreck"?! Sure to wipe the smile right off their face! Ha

    Another one Ed told my Mother, when asked why his car was so low in the back. "The trunks full of lead." Ha, she believed him! Hahaha!


    Dan Stevens
    dba, Steelsmith
     
  30. goatboy
    Joined: May 9, 2009
    Posts: 617

    goatboy
    Member
    from kansas

    my favorite car one "nice trailer......PUSSY !"
    non car one " silly faggot ...... dicks are for chicks"
     

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