What Are You Doing With Your Stimulus Check?

so wait - if you get back $600.... next year if you are sopose to recieve $400... you end up oweing them another $200? or how does that work?

 

Hookers and Beer.

 

I stand corrected.

Thanks

 

These my friend are TOO SMALL>>>>.

 

I would like to say that I would spend it wisely, etc. etc.
But the truth is, I'll probably PISS IT AWAY, just like I do most of the time with my hard earned $$$
Just call me EMPTED POCKETS.

 

so as long as we're at war, it's cool to write disability and welfare checks to lazy scammers, pay social security to immigrants and give full medical coverage, housing and driving priveleges to illegals? your logic is broken. I don't care if we're at war or not, I don't like giving up money from my hourly rate job when I'm working outside in the 115 degree summers to the gov't to inefficiently distribute to the lazy, undeserving leeches of our society.
at least the money going towards the war is disbanding and severely postponing any future attacks...free money to the leeches is creating breeding grounds for more of the same.

 

Hookers and blow...........

 

thai-lady-boys

 

mmmm.....booger sugar

 

tires and getting my SU carbs rebuilt

 

Funny as hell! I feel like I just heckled a comedian and he put me in my place!

Would your wife settle for the implants (as shown in the pic) strapped on with duct tape? That would leave you enough cash for a Mexican blanket or two.

Good luck!

 

Spending it to fund a restaurant...Take that economy!

 

You been under a rock. Hooker, Russa and Orient. Beer lots of inport choices there also.

 

If everything goes right , I'm gonna have my windshield cut at Tri-Valley Glass. 4 in. ought to be enough.

 

Which one will you buy first, left or right?

 

Goint to Vegas, getting drunk, getting a tattoo.

 

well we borrowed the money from the chinese so we can give it to us poor Americans...so I think I will spend mine on crack and head out to chinatown to make a little profit and give something back (or I may just spend it in Mexico later this month)

 

I'm giving mine right back to Uncle Sam. That is one rich bastard!

 

Wrong.
He's one broke bastard. He owes money all over the world, especially China.
Uncle Sam is homeless, but wears a suit and tie. Sad.

 

coke and hookers is what I thought when I first saw the title, I guess if I throw in some beer alot of us could party real good for just one night.

 

I'm not gettin' one.

 

im going to buy one of these

 

I got that emailed to me the other day with an illegal alien in place of the cat.

 

Dear US gov't:

I cannot limit my patriotism and good will towards my country's future. I would like to DOUBLE my efforts towards stimulating the economy and to be a good American.

Therefore, please send me DOUBLE the amount you are planning on sending.

It's for our children, and our future!

 

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Buy my wife one of the two fake boobs she wants...
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I'm getting my girl one.

In the middle of her back for when we dance
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Invest back in business, a tiny bit more security

 

Mortgage

 

I bought a 61 Olds hardtop in anticipation of getting mine...

 

What economic stimulis???? There just giving you back your money that you already sent them.I dont trust my govt. Do You?

 

my wife hasn't told me yet