"SUNDAY... SUNDAY... SUNDAY... The Olympics of Slotcars...!

SUNDAY... SUNDAY... SUNDAY...

"RACES TODAY"...!!!!!


Lucky Bob's Raceway
5822 W Forest Home Ave
Milwaukee, WI 53220 Map

See the "DANGER" feel the "SPEED"...!

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What an "Awesome" time we had...!

What Better way of spending a Sunday afternoon than racing???

Well there were a few brave souls that snuck out of their caves to do just that... it was an "Awesome" time...!!!

Here are a few shots of the contenders...



Don't let that "Got Milk" PT cruiser fool you... that friggen thing was "FAST"...!





photo's and video to follow..........

 

As you can see in the pic I had rear suspension problems and had to leave early.

 

Sorry you had to leave... you're sedan was the top pick for being the "Ginchiest" but the "Boyz from Illinoize" were glad because one of their own was able to take home the trophy for his 61 Chev bubbletop...!

inkundone got first place in the actual race we held... he was able to get in more laps in 15 minutes... several more than anyone else... he had some lap times of 1 1/2 seconds !!!(???)

I guess it helps to have a couple of cars in one lane going across the lap counters...!!!

"Hey... what can I say"....? It's friggen dangerous and confusing being a "Car Catcher"...!!!!

 

I was the "KING" of the drags... until Brett88 brought down his Milk Truck (pt cruizer) he had 11 Miles Per Hour on me and he was to hard to beat.

Then I accrued a string of defeats including to the house cars...!!! Damn... Damn... Damn... time for a "Super Charger"...!

"Stay Tuned"

More to come...!

EL guapo at the controls!!!



Carartnick got a trophy for braving the elements and driving his Full scale "Outdoors Slotcar" to the event! (wingnutz on the left (me) handing the trophy to Lil' Nic (on right) wearing the "Brain Bucket")

 

Thank you Mark and Mike and Craig T Nelson, and Brett and everyone who was there, just to finally get out of the house after all this snow shit was awsome. We had an awsome time!!! The HAMB Meat and Greet was terrific, brownies and jesus juice!!!!! ho-made!!!

thanks again guys I cant wait to do it again!!!

 

Damn!!! I never win anything!!!

 

*Takes a bow for winning* THANK YOU THANK YOU. I WOULD LIKE TO FIRST OFF THANK JESUS. HE WAS THIS MEXICAN GUY WEARING A CHEATERS JACKET. SECOND OF ALL I WOULD LIKE TO THANK ALL THE GUYS FOR LOOSING TO ME.

where are the pictures of the awards ceremony?

 

You did win... you just weren't present for the trophy...! Now it's someone elses responsibility to dust it... Think of all the work you saved yourself!

You'll have to wait for Zenor to develop his instamatic film at KMart and that might take a month or two... Hahaha...!

 

Team racing the house car Pic-a-chu ruled!
That was a great time.

 

had a blast! so when are we doing this again?


big props go to everyone that set this up...

I think cheaterchris had a good time at the meat n' greet....

 

I had a gay ol time... but I think I am going to give birth to a little trophy in 9 months. I guess we should have used protection.... Thanks again to you guys who put it on.
CheaterJack

 

Had a great time. It was nice to dust off a couple cars and go racing. We need to do this again !! Thanks Mark... for putting it all together. GOT MILK ?

 

I don't know what was more strange... campaigning a car with pikachu on it or Carl asking if it was wierd to be masturbating behind the track. It kinda gave a new meanng to the name "corner man".

 

*Takes another bow* THANK YOU THANK YOU, IN 9 MONTHS I WILL BE THE PROUD FATHER OF AN AWARD WINNING SON COMPLIMENTS OF THE CHEATERS. FIRST OFF I WOULD LIKE TO THANK CHEATERJACKS ASS FOR BEING SO TIGHT.....

 

Come for the slots, stay for the beer!

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More here

 

HAHAHA Yeah take that trophy you dirty bitch!

Theres the conception right there!

 

Zenor magic!!!! awsome video, I think I might go over to the track and practice for the next time...... I will still suck, GOD that was fun, thanks again guys!!!

 

cheaterchris awesome shirt.LONG LIVE THE VANNERS!

 

It was a nice day for a drive to sunny WI. Thanks for putting it together guys. Them there Cheaters are always good for a barrel of laughs.

 

Ahhh, good times, good times.

Thanks everybody for coming (some of you even twice), and for all the misty watercolored memories. And a special shoutout to our lovely trophy gal, DumbWhore.

 

I have been shitting out Gold Camero for two nights now and I am not complaining but, not even a call to say thanks..... Well when the government catches up with you for your hot rod support I bet you will be singging another tune. Good fun great oldies' Suck it....
CheaterJack

 

Great Club participation... The Primates, Cheaters, Chrome Czars, Bottom Feeders, and the Sock F#&*$@rs... without a rumble in sight... however I think there'll be a couple paternity suits...!

Yeah... Thanks for the memories....! Now I've got to see my therapist to get rid of some of them... damn... it just popped in my head again...!!!!!!!

 

There were no Chrome Czars there. I'm just the resident DumbWhore and Mr Exotica is a lone wolf.

 

don't be makin' fun of me and my sock!!!!

btw, used them both before putting on sunday!

 

Hey Big Mike,
Maybe next time you can shave your arms so your posing oil has a chance to work.
What an exciting time at th HAMB MEAT & Greet, next time please save me some cookies.
Your Shirtless racing buddy,
Mr. Nude Milwaukee
Cheater Carl

 

That hippie kid has good taste in t-shirts. Maybe his dad should take him to the barber shop!

 

I'm gonna plant some head lice on him so he doesn't have a choice.

 

See if we can have another this March...!

Sent from my LM-V405 using The H.A.M.B. mobile app

 

That looked like a good time. Are the other posters still on the Hamb?