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Unlock a car w/ tennis ball?

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Low, Apr 2, 2007.

  1. Low
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  2. lexistars
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  3. InDaShop
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    Same reason why I carry a funnel.
    I stick the small end of the funnel on the keyhole, and the other to my ass. Then when the monkeys fly out of my ass the door unlocks.
     
  4. Low
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    now thats funny.
     

  5. breeder
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    lol...monkeys!
    ive got a bro in law that says on somelate model stuff,, you can have your wife/hubby with the spare popper, and it will got through both phones and unlock the door!!he tryed it and it didnt work.
     
  6. Brad S.
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    Goddammit. LOL
     
  7. buzzard
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    My office mate just asked what the hell was so funny on my computer. Ooops.
     
  8. 3wLarry
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    ...I say bullshit cause when you burn a hole in the tennis ball, all the air in it would run out and there wouldn't be any air left to open the door with...hand me another beer...
     
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  9. Ness
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    Likewise here.


    Thanks for the laugh InDaShop.
     
  10. Omega
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    It would only work on vacuum based lock systems. The ball with the hole in it, acts as a push pump, when you squish it
     
  11. breeder
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    your beer sire!:)
     
  12. nailheadroadster
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    LOL Did you read all the r-tards commenting below the video that are pissed off because people are gonna be breaking into cars now??!!! Ignorance must truly be bliss!
     
  13. Kustomz
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    I have some tennis balls with the holes already drilled for sale if anyone is interested.
     
  14. 2_wheel_nation
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    no chance someone offscreen is holding the remote, nope, no way.
     
  15. Muttley
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    Wile E. Coyote called................he is threatening to sue if you continue to use his ideas.
     
  16. cuznbrucie
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    That's a common *Urban Legend* that goes around the internet all the time......long disproven......

    http://www.snopes.com/autos/techno/keyless.asp


    Brucie
     
  17. OK not gonna waste my time on the video, but I do have a comment in KC it can be done. they fill the tennis ball with cement, but that's just the uptown bunch in mid town they still just use whatever is handy to knock the window out.
     
  18. 36couper
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    The girl is kind of sexy. I'd let her use one of my balls to unlock the door.
     
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  20. BinderRod
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    If you can't find a tennis ball to get into the car a BRICK will also work. The only draw back is that you can only open other peoples cars. No one said it had to be a perfect plan. Keith
     
  21. long island vic
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    i tried it and it works...but theres a trick....you cut a hole in the ball and hide a spare key in it.... works all the time
     
  22. Speaking of full of air...:D;) You know I love you Larry.
     
  23. chopper103in
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    thats it--- im going to walmart to buy a bunch of tennis balls and put holes in them for unlocking cars------just to sell on ebay
     
  24. I have a friend who put new hardwood floors in his house. He puts a hole in tennis balls and slides them over the chair legs to keep from scratching up the hardwood floors---looks kinda wonky, but works good.
     
  25. dt50chev
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    They must have tried it a few times already. Notice the dent in the door around the lock cylinder?!! Plus, wouldn't it be a lot easier to carry a spare key instead of a tennis ball?
     
  26. Automotive Stud
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    I secon'd that! At least the video wasn't a total waste :D
     
  27. Yeah, she's sexy
     
  28. no shit about the dent in the door! call AAA honey wtf! you forgot to send the insurance payment again!
     
  29. +1 for flying ass monkeys to the rescue:D
     
  30. 49 Fastback
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    Please note: use a tennis ball.

    Burning a hole in your own will not open your door.

    Tucker
     

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