Okay so I'm wondering why is this named hokey ass message board do you have to get your picture taken with the Hokey to qualify as a member of this forum? If so does this qualify?
Years ago, the guy who runs this site said something like " I ain't gonna start no hokey ass message board..." That is where the hokey in HAMB comes from. The Hokie, on the other hand, is the Virginia Tech mascot. I like our hokey better. -Abone.
By the way that "Hokie" is leaning against and into you, I believe it to be a female Hokie, interested in doing some close order contact (close order contact, not close order combat!). She appears to be quite aggressive, as you're having to lean into, and support against her, using your left leg, so as not to be overpowered and knocked down, just so she can get knocked up. It's what the female Hokie does to secure her mate. I think you got off lucky (no pun intended there), by avoiding getting any Hokie ASS!. Personally, I'd prefer the Hokie, just behind your left elbow. I don't judge however. Please forgive my Hokey Ass, sense of humor. I am Butch/56sedandelivery.
I'm glad the Hokey Ass has nothing to do with what your standing beside......Perhaps that might be from the Peck Yur Ass Message Board...Welcome to the Hamb
I knew it wasn't a good idea to post that photo, couldnt pass up the Hoke (y), (ie), man you guys really had fun and hammered me with a pile driver. Down right histerical, people on here are the BEST. Best forum I have seen.
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