Hot Rods Quotes to live by...

Put brain in gear before engaging mouth.

 

I'm not one to say "I told you so", but, I told you so!

 

" You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think"

 

You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him shrink.

 

As a wise man once said “it’s a long way to the top if you wanna rock and roll “


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"Does a hobby horse have a hickory dick?"

 

I am not sure if this has been said but my Dad used to say:
"The emptiest drum makes the loudest noise".

 

"Anything worth doing is worth overdoing".

 

"If you ran off at your ass like you do at your mouth you would shit yourself to death"
" Don't say FUCK in front of the K-I-D-S"

Courtesy of the late Dennis Bruce "Monk" Webster

 

When someone asks for something you're not going to do or give them, I usually respond by saying "Yea and I want to be taller!"

 

On a sign hanging above a gigantic, ancient steam engine at Rollag, MN: "Yet there are soulless men whose hand and brain tear down what time will never give again."

 

The Mainer, who won the lottery.
"Just figured I'd keep buildin' boats,
(his trade) till the money ran out!"

 

"Nobody has the time to do it right, but everybody seems to have the time to do it over again."

 

"there's no seatbelts in hell" Hot Rod Jimmy

 

Friend while hunting in woods said
"Woodpecker peckin' on a knotty pine;
I see his pecker but he can't see mine".

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referring to someone as not to smart "he don't know if its bored or punched" or pissed off "over torqued" What? you never heard those? you must be under 75

 

Fixing problems that you didn't know that existed in ways you can't understand. The heat of the meat is proportionally equally to ,but never greater than the sum of the dangle of the angle.

 

If the mass of the ass remains constant!

 

As a wise man once said “ if you see a sign that says “ say no to crack “ and reminds you to pull up your pants, you might be a red neck “


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My brother likes to "fix shit till its broke"

 

You can lead a guitar to water but you can't tuna fish sandwich.

Two wrongs don't make a right. Three do.

 

Divided by the torque of the pork. Math is HARD!- Barbie

 

Two wrongs don’t make a right..... but three lefts do! Bones

 

'Never back up an inch more than you have to, no good ever comes from it'

 

Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights made an airplane.

 

There's never enough time to do it right, but always enough time to do it over.

 

neccessity is a mother.

 

Advertising: Persuading people to buy things they don't need with money they don't have to impress people they don't like.

 

I'll tell you what.
What?
I just did.

 

In the winter you can always put more clothes on. In the summer you can only take so much off.

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