Art & Inspiration Best HAMB signature

Who's got the best hamb signature?? There are some really good ones?? Some make me laugh and some I don't understand but most are very unique.. Let's hear some you like... I'll start... " You're born, you die, in between you build hot rods"...

 

I haven't seen this one here but I've seen other variations on other forums -

"My wife and I had words about my hot rod . . . I didn't get to use mine."

 

I think my favorite (haven't been around long enough to know if it was used here yet) is "Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is not."

 

I don't have them written down but from memory a few faves are;
"Some people are like slinkies..."
"Lord grant me the senility..."
"The presence of a flamethrower..."
the pick up truck made from key board strokes
"installing a breathalyzer on my keyboard"
"SuperModerator" (technically not a signature but notable),

 

I stole mine...it's gospel. For real.

 

Don't remember who's it is.................."Home fucking is ruining prostitution"

 

Goes something like this:
"I read about the perils of drinking so I gave up reading".

 

I'm the drunk that killed John Milner

 

I stole mine off a tee shirt.

 

HAMB member "Blackout" has a great one ... "Take my advice, I'm not using it ..."

 

one i used in the past.
i was looking in the mirror and asked my wife if she would still love me when i got old fat and gray. she said i do.
also
duct tape may not fix stupid, but it sure can muffle the sound.

 

You lived here all your life? Well ,not yet...

 

"Don`t tell me I can`t do,what I`m already doing".
Good luck.Have fun.Be safe.
Leo

 

Mine has always been the same...Paying homage to my 3 ex-wives

"Two Dogs, Two Cats, No Bitches, No Brats"

Unfortunately I lost one of my kitties, she passed away recently.

 

The older I get, the faster I was.

 

MY signature applies to me in general " So soon Old, so Late smart" don't know what happened, but IF its coming, better hurry up, I'm getting old. LOL

 

I use this one because it fits! Well most of the time! Joe

(I know a lot about "NUTHIN" and I know "NUTHIN" about a lot!! )

 

Mine is true now , it was true yesterday , and it will be true forever....

 

In building as much as I can myself mine kind of fits or at least I try “it’s not what you can buy it’s what you can build”

 

I like mine...Has a checkered past.

I also have used...A good friend will bail you out of jail...your best friend will be sitting next to you saying "damn that was fun".

 

“Do you know who I Use to be?”


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Someone on here has " If you didn't build it, shut up".. I love that and have it on my wall in the garage...

 

Don't remember how it was and not sure if he is still active or been banned but liked his signature. HRP

"Dammit"

 

I love that one! Hobo Jim

 

"Cum Dumpster"

 

I had bumper stickers made of that back in the 80's. i put one of them on my suitcase and the very first time i went through the airport with it, both my buddy and i were taken in "the back room", we were detained for hours just because of that. they demanded to know what it meant.
it was awesome!

 

^^^^That's classic^^^^

 

This is one I like to use from time to time.
If it's Right, How can it be Wrong?

 

I was buying a new cell phone and the salesman wanted to sell me a case so he asked what my colors were and I answered "Huh?".
"What school did you go to?"
Being a retired machinist who never attended college I replied with what is now my signature line, and ya' know, I wonder if that guy had to get a degree to work at the cell phone store?

 

It’s not a rat rod there’s no rebar on it


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