Hi, this is Sarah Mclachlan. And I'm here today to tell you about a tragic story. It's one of shortage. See, the west coast has sold out of The Jalopy Journal #3 and the westward people have been savagely Mal-nourished of good hot rod content as a result. It's our responsibility to help them. It's your responsibility. Look into this poor hoodlum's eyes: You can see the pain and starvation for hot rodding literary gold, can't you? The good news is that you can help. You can make a difference. John Mearns and Ryan Cochran desperately need a willful person or persons to transport a few cases of The Jalopy Journal #3 from fruitful area of Austin, TX into the wastelands of Southern California. It's not a huge lot and any little bit can help. Please, make a difference. Transport a few cases of books for a couple of stand up guys and help the starving people of the west coast. Thank you for your time and patronage, sarah mclachlan
Sarah, you have a heart made of gold... Thank you for all you do to support the poor people out west. And yeah, can anyone help?
so...the U.S. Postal Service no longer recognizes California as a state? yeah, Donna always said I'm a smartass
Sarah, if you ride shot-gun and sing Possession to me, I'll drive down from Wisconsin and do it for the guys
I am dropping off a 1968 Corvette in Austin zip code 78735. From there I am headed .... in a roundabout way ... to Long Beach, CA. If you can get the box(es) to where the Corvette is being dropped off and if you can pick up in Long Beach, CA .... Your shipment can ride along at n/c in my enclosed trailer ... PM or call if interested .... Jim
@X38 - Not sure if you're just playing along with "the joke" ... but considering you're in OZ, there's a good chance that (unlike us here in North America) you weren't inundated with the incredibly depressing TV adverts featuring (Canadian songstress & animal rights activist) Sarah McLachlan's pleas to help her cause: There are literally dozens of (some funny, some not so funny) parodies of her Ads found on the "Interwebs" ... Sarah even parodied herself in this 2014 AUDI Ad:
Thanks for the heads up... you are right, we were spared Sarah's ads. I am also unaware of her as a songstress. Ignorance can be bliss I guess.