Dan Webb Pisses Me Off!
For the last few years, I’ve been marinating on the intoxicating notion that race cars trump hot rods in the realm of pure, unadulterated fun. There’s an elusive essence in a machine meticulously crafted for a singular, razor-sharp purpose—a value that eludes the grasp of mere quantification. Of course, the road to this transcendence is riddled with a medley of aggravations, but when you’re firmly planted on the throttle, every damn inconvenience becomes a paltry toll paid for the ecstasy of velocity.
Now, there’s a cat who stumbled upon this rhapsody long before my synapses started firing in that direction, and I’ll be damned if I don’t harbor a smidgen of resentment towards him. Dan Webb, the man in question, is nothing short of a virtuoso—a maestro weaving his symphony with a peculiar blend of genius and skill. His talent is a siren’s call, impossible to ignore, and I find myself teetering on the edge of jealousy.
I’ll confess to a certain larceny in my pursuit of admiration for Webb’s creations; every tantalizing image I present here has been plucked, unabashedly, from the hellscape that other people call Instagram. Call it theft if you must, but in the pursuit of celebrating greatness, I’ll gladly bear the weight of any legal reprisals. So, sue me, for I am but a humble pilgrim in the cult of speed, paying homage to the genius of Dan Webb with pilfered pixels and unabashed reverence.