The Cure for Distracted Pedestrians

How many times have you had some joker with their nose buried in a phone step off a curb and right in front of your moving car? It seems to be getting worse with more people texting and taking selfies while unaware of traffic around them. It’s dangerous enough in a modern car, but twice as scary in your driving the average ol’ jalopy with bias ply tires and drum brakes. Well, I’m happy to announce there is finally a cure for those pesky millennials who are jaywalking while FaceTiming! Introducing the Safety Scoop:

More information on this “lost technology” here.