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Whenever you flip through old hot rod magazines, there’s always so much to see. From the writing to the photos to the layouts, they really are a slice of another place and time. Although my focus is generally on the cars and the stories, I will admit that I’m often drawn to the ads. The speed equipment industry was booming, and there was no better way to get noticed than to place an ad in Hot Rod Magazine and the like. And so, as a tribute to these hard-working salesmen in their bustling place of commerce, the non-italicized portion of the conversation was lifted word-for-word from a smattering of advertisements in the April 1961 issue of HRM. Ad speak, you hear?—Joey Ukrop