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The Key Wallet Project

The Key Wallet Project

Some of you might remember the post I ran a few years ago on key chains. The short of it is that I have long been an admirer of different kinds of apparatuses engineered to hold your keys. I’m enamored by the usability of different designs and the utter uselessness of others and try out [...]

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A White Christmas…

A White Christmas…

A white Christmas. That’s what I’ll be having… And I’m gone to have it. In fact, I’m checking out for a week. I’m gonna try too anyhow… We will see how that goes. In any case, here’s to you guys having the best damned holiday season anyone could ever imagine. I hope all of your [...]

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The State Of Things

The State Of Things

First, I want to thank everyone for being so patient with me the last few weeks. It’s been a bit of a rough spell for sure, but things are looking a little less bleak now. One thing I have going for me is that I am now 100% caught up with merch orders. In fact, [...]

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Apologies for the clunkiness…

Apologies for the clunkiness…

You may have noticed I’m getting the posts up kinda late with some jive links and such. Please accept my apologies. You see, Ryan is out of the Jalopy office for a while, and I’m trying to fill in on some Journal posts the best I can. If you’ve sent Mr. Cochran a PM or [...]

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2013 H.A.M.B. Calendars & More…

2013 H.A.M.B. Calendars & More…

The 2013 H.A.M.B. Calendar is here… Can you believe it? We actually got a calendar out BEFORE the start of the new year. It’s a miracle that can only be attributed to the grace of the holiday season I suppose. Or maybe it’s because Django Studios and our new printer actually have their shit together. [...]

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Mag-Neto

Mag-Neto

“For every great social movement, for every catalyst of explosive change, and for every idea that brought on new light, I’ll show you a delinquent that was young in years or heart.” F. Scott Fitzgerald said something along those lines and I’ve always held the quote close. Sometimes it’s easy to get comfortable… content… and, [...]

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The Bureau of Lunatic Protection & Advocacy

The Bureau of Lunatic Protection & Advocacy

A recent emergency survey of our field-sources indicates a firestorm of lunacy brewing amongst custom car guys. A failure to prepare for this madness could tax our resources to the breaking point. During the next few months, we will almost certainly be inundated, swamped even, by a nightmare-blizzard of schlock, gibberish, swill, and bullshit of [...]

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Notes From The War Desk

Notes From The War Desk

Not a lot of down time here at The Jalopy Journal World Headquarters. Due to the H.A.M.B. Drags, I’m a week behind on stamping Alliance tags. I had originally planned on getting them done yesterday, but a frantic and classified call from Major John Davis changed those plans. A Revolution is a brew and the [...]

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Android App… Finally…

Android App… Finally…

The Android operating system is a pile of hot and steamy shit. But I braved the fecal matter… I cowboyed up… and now those of you unfortunate enough to live with an Android device, have your very own Jalopy Journal app. So, what are you waiting for? Get the Android App here. Note: On both [...]

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