Customs Non functional add ons

What is your take on this subject.
List what you like the least

 

Fake valve covers, dummy spots, non functional lake pipes.

 

3 hole kickstands that ain't hooked up ...

 

Possibly the worst, IMO, 2 non-fuctional carbs on a tri-carb set up. Who are they trying to fool and why?

 

Thumper cams and whiny timing gears...

 

Those are the guys who can't get the end carbs to close off completely at idle. It's a huge pet peeve of mine also.

 

NON FUNCTIONAL ADD ONS - DO NOT BELONG ON HOT RODS, by LES ISMORE

 

I did it on request/ kids father said make them inoperable because it was too much for the young man until his driving skill improves

 

i can't stand dummy spots..........i just don't understand why its cool for a car to have a fake light that belongs on a utility truck

 

Fake blowers with carb inside empty case.

 

Bass speakers. Those assholes think they are cool but are only making their selfs look stupid. They sound like shit.

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i did put this antenna back on the car despite it never having a radio or ever planning on having a radio. Dad put it on back in the day.

 

People STILL do that? wow......

 

Did you ever notice that their sound system is usually worth more than the car?

 

I built this dust cover over my disk brakes out of an old 47 ford backing plate and a ring I rolled to look like a drum. I know its fake, I like it and I dont give a shit what everyone else thinks!

 

NOTHING says "late fifties hot rod" like a cowl antenna...

 

It cracks me up when the car is shaking.

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It does look good.

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Silicon boobies.... Oh, wait, you mean on cars?

 

Fog Lights.

 

Any kind of air scoop that doesn't function.

 

I'd list the one that bugs the crap out of me but every time I say something about those things someone gets offended. lots better things to spend 300+ $$ on on your high boy roadster though.

 

Bullet hole decals ;-)

 

Chrome reverse muffler bearings and high speed bumper bolts.

 

You tryin' to put JC Whitney outa business?....

 

round, silver and rhymes with "loon"?

 

C'mon let it out..

 

Fake spoke hubcaps, fake quick change rear. fake chrome acorn nuts, oh wait! I've got those.


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Those fake Fuel injection stacks, Cant believe Don Garlit's would Put his name on such a deception.

 

Wide white walls with mag wheels. Oh shit thats another thread.