I saw a \"Young Guns\" with ELVIS, SUCKING VON DUTCHES hand..

by GErm......




This guy called me and He told me he invented "PRE FABBED" 50 merc bodies.. with WINFIELD styled WHEEL well FLARES. I think he was on to something that even my HERO DAN GALUCCI would represent.....
the Dude who was trying to TALK to me???
Well
I think he was a BALL LICKER..........
JOBBING whoever IS hip in the KULTURE SCENE............
Talking about his NEW MAGAZINE he is going to start.....
and how much it will rule.......
And he seemed to compare it to "YOUNG GUNS" in R and C......

I told him I was in a car club called "THE NAZI LOWRIDERS"....
he didn't get it,,,,

so I was thinking

instead of YOUNG GUNS, R and C needs to do a XXX section called "NEGROES"...... I think we could win that slot,,,
they could show us doing the things we do in real life..
and instead of a 400 dollar MOONEYES thing,, they could VOLUNTEER to pay for the FIRST week OF RE-HAB..
HAHAHAH.....

I was www.working.fuck on the "New" "A", a little bit ago...
and remembered I needed to see HAMB...
I think I missed RYANS. LOVE for the "HELLFIRE"...
Or all the BALL SUCKING the NEW FAGS do......

LUKESTERS truck is RULING, That HAS a PLACE in RULER FEST,,
GRIMLOCKS MODIFIED..
seems to be LOOKING like the "LIL' BUNNIES" modified that will make its debut at VEGAS next year to run over ALEX SHIFTER.......

GIMLOCK and LUKESTER...."WIDE OPEN"...

I was smoking CRACK last night and
I had this IDEA
and I was
Thinking that BILLET PROOF(tm) will be going on tour next year with RINGLING BROTHERS BARNUM and BAILEY CIRCUS,,,,,,,,,,

But in reality,,, I think a little MARINE world AFRICA U.S.A.. will be IN tow,,, to brighten up the 3 RING BILLET circus............. fire swallowing midgets. big tittied mermaids,, and elephants on meth..
Clowns who SMOKE SPEED in the parking lot,,,
and JUGGLE lancer CAPS next to their RAT RODS.....

they will HAVE A FEATURE on the "TATTOOED" whales of CALIFORNIA...... and it will be the ORCA BETTY selection that they HAND PICKED at VIVA LAS VEGAS,,, this will be the BILLET-PROOF,, TROUPE of of "walking CEMENT truck, DANCERS(tm)....
they will PARADE from town to town LEAVING pot HOLES from CITY to CITY,,,
They all will have matching CHEESECAKE TATTOOES......
and swap DRUM STICKS of CHICKEN as the DANCE around,,,
BELLY DANCING(tm) with SIX bellys to dance on one SLUT,,,,,

Since were on YOUNG GUNS, maybe JIMMY SHINE can LIE about his AGE and wear a NOR-CAL shirt in the next photo......
or SHAG can SHAVE off his PIRATE beard and POSE with a 17 year old SLUT? in his HANOI ROCKS t-shirt,,,,

CONGRATS to BUTT REYNOLDS,,
Maybe you can sell the 400 dollars from MOONEYES to some DUDE from JAPAN on EBAY, for 1200 bucks,,
They will never know the difference....

TATTOOES. TEDDY BOYS, and FAGS from FLORIDA..
They even HOLD POOL CUES backwords in FLORIDA....
if NADS wasn't there. and they didn't have a say the COCAINE market..
FLORIDA would be useless....
I have to keep the fun going


I'm BORED. SKATEBOARDING, and FUCKING UP has NOW become my LIFESTYLE....
and
I feel like I got ripped off........


I'm OUT,,
and I'm Looking for the CASH COW,,
and some NEW CHOLO slippers.......

I'M in HELL....
NO MORE TIME to FUCK, or FUCK AROUND...
SERIOUS JOB, brings SERIOUS SLEEPLESS nights,,,,
I PROBABLY wont make it back....

RAZZLE never DIED....
and
I miss TUPAC..

JOHNNY ACE, and MIKE BISHOP..
I will Call , I havent DROPPED the BALL,

Mike the SMALL BLOCK is still a GO,,,
I'm not RUSHED..
I will send PICTURES of the MODIFIED to you and MITCH...



GERM

 

Wow!

 

wasnt that great fuckin!?

hhahaaa,, i miss logging on to the HAMB late at night and seeing shit like that by Germ,,,hahhahaa

WAY COOLEr than getting on here and people to serious and shit talking

 

I only understand about 15% of Germ posts.

 

He's returned....

 

Sam here is another......



Pulled the HOTTEST ho-bag the other night from this CLUB I went to,, SMOKING HOTTIE,,, really excited, she will HATE me in about 2 weeks, but sometimes you gotta enjoy them for a few weeks before they end up DUCT TAPED in the bath tub....with you holding a hair dryer over it , taunting them that you will throw it inside.......

Thats some good LSD, when it boils over...
JOEY RAMONE is smiling, right next to RAYBEEZ, and JOE STRUMMER..
LONDON IS CALLING...

I put in a MINOR amount of work on the model "a' ,,,,,,,VERY minor, mostly hand mock ups, and thought processes which consisted of smoking a few joints, listening to MOTORHEAD, and this belgium BOOT of the DEAD BOYS live at CBGB'S in 76!!! I was pondering my next plan of attack......in between thoughts of my new NIPPLE ROCKET QUEEN(tm)..

I have alot of PARTS for these two hot rods..., almost enough parts to DO it several WAYS,,, It's amazing once you throw it all over the floor and piece it together...
Gonna have JIMMY WHITE make me some of them motor mounts I seen he made in Rod n Custom,,,,
What a NEAT article,,,,

I think I have an idea that NOBODY will give RULER STATUS to my IDEAS except ROGUE, it might work out and start THE NEW REVOLUTION of SHITBOXES..........????
I think it would be as exciting as doing cocaine with Richard Pryor... or punching ZSA ZSA GABOR in her mouth and running over her fucking POODLE with a my K-5 blazer......

The build up is still aiming to be pretty TRADITIONAL based, but wih a few added touches......

should I make HATS and SHIRTS now or LATER??
ROCKSTARS with LOOSE COCK RINGS?(tm)??

Good IDEAS???

I have a SLEDGE in my pocket... waiting to get out

If I bring this one CHICK to paso NEXT year, please call me THE KING,, i truely will live up to my Salinas Boys name tag of "THE PUSSYRANCHER"(tm)
and might even be married,,,,,
This might be more important then shaving or building any HOT RODS,, I mean after all I build the HOT RODS, for TITS, ASS, BEER, and STYLE and FUN.....

Took the 52 for a JOYRIDE the other night,to go and fetch me a bottle of some OL GRANDAD........... I'm starting to think that it is a main bearing that is going out, because if it was a ROD bearing I imagine it would have LAUNCHED right out,,, it sounds like a rear main bearing is rumbling around.... We'll see...

SMALL DICK CHEVY(tm) is a GO GO,,, called my guy today, block is 4 bolt main, and 40'over . also have a 400 crank and a nice race camshaft.............and will be running the HEADS from MIKE BISHOP,,, I have a 6 deuce intake with 97's.
I'm looking for some 60's era dress up items? Got any,,,,???
also looking for a PRO engine bUILDER to give me an EXACT LIST of the INTERNALS I need so I can start searching.. if you can HELP, please do so,,,

The 52 actually is going to be fucking insane with this motor, and THE LOOK will not be taking away from it, I can pull this off,,, with a Salinas Boys influenced NOR CAL ruler chop, with my SWASTIKA HITLER YOUTH welding HELMET..........

and still run NO HOOD,,,, the carbs will take away any GAYNESS upon view,,,,,, even BOB BLEED will HIGH FIVE me,,,,

The RANCHERO 57 is almost done, Roof is BLACK BASE COAT, with blue and purple flake, and I used about almost 3/4 of a GALLON of CLEAR,, we'll call the roof...

ON GOLDEN POND(tm) cause the FLAKE looks like fucking fishes floating around in a shitbowl... And I have to go take a bong load everytime I push her out in the sun... My new CHICK likes it, I think i will buy her a purse that matches it.. so she wont ask questions about the Plasma cutter machine.....

Dropped spindles and disc brakes,,are done , FRAME is about 2 inches off the ground,, Y-block is LOUD with STRAIGHT PIPE now,, fixed a few big dents,, shooting it SATIN BLACK base, and CANDY COAT HOUSE OF COLORS "Blue".for the rims............. this is a SPECIAL blue that was only MIXED for a Custom show car,, its not available as a color until next year...
I hope it looks clean......I Think I might trade her away and should have pictures of her this week,,,,,,,,
If anyone is truely interested let me know.....

I'm going to be very busy until next january,
I took a major promotion at my work, cause Im a JACKASS who likes to make his life harder....
And I sold the computer that was in the shop....
I have a house one, and try to check once a day to TALK SHIT and TEASE LOSERS....

GEORGE BARRIS gave us FULL RIGHTS to RESURRECT "KUSTOMS of LOS ANGELES"(tm) We have all the original logos and plan on doing something FUN with them, We are trying to find old members through George, and ask QUESTIONS,, we want to make some T-shirts of the OLD LOGOS. And work on a BOOK that is ONLY about KUSTOMS of L.A.,,,,, Some of the Old RENEGADES members , relayed some stories about the FEUDS for the BEST KUSTOMS....
WOULD IT BE GAY to USE these LOGOS and recreate its history??
Would we be like all those FAGS who steal NAMES from other legends?

I just like the LOGOS......

I should run now , its LATE I have a HEADACHE HANG OVER,
theres a cricket in my cabain and I have some BOMBS to go make...

I think me and ROB F are going on a tree killing spree next week to piss of the envirocommunists(tm) I need some firewood.....

FATASSBUICK email me or PM me, PLEASE we lost contact(tm)
cause I lost my CELL PHONE for the 5 th time so I lose my numbers....

4WOODY> I was thinking of coming to Santa cruz on THURSDAY want to trade tires???? PM me your NUMBER< I called your CELL and you never answer,,

 

wow really wow.... moses

 

Goodnight Jack...........wherever you are............................

 

by GERM....

You hear what the TWO fags named BRUCE MEYER. and DAVE HILL said to each other when they walked by the CITY MORGUE holding hands on ELTON JOHNS B-day????.....

Think we would get caught if we went in and had a few STIFF ones..?

2) Why did JIM A get fired from the GOOD GUYS?

Because he was on a three way call with michael jackson and they were calling the GROUP "BOYS 2 MEN". thinking it was a delivery service

3) how could you tell that JIM A was the HEAD man at GOOD GUYS?

because he had the most dirt on his knees.........

4) Whats the difference between a GREASER, and a HOODLUM?
The music PLAYING on the radio in the FORD FALCON while they are giving a STAND UP BASS player BLOW JOB

5) Whats the difference between PRO STREET and STREET ROD....
Pro street is when JIM A blows brian setzer in a BMW on melrose with a VON DUTCH rag in his pocket to wipe the man juice out of his teeth.....
,
Street rod, is piece of COCK pin stripped by AUTO ZONE sticker decals that JIM A passes around the winners circle for BEST ZZ TOP paint....

((4) Whats DAVE HILL famous for?
besides fluffing the GEEZERS in the outhouse of the NATIONALS?

Making the most rediculous ROADSTER out of SHAGS old VW bug
Then actually finding some HOMO named MARCUS that will shill bid on it, and horse trade it to a ROCKABILLY DORK in a club he founded after , buying cars with FLAT TIRES from some DUDE with 8 personalitys inside his HEAD..........................

WHERES that HOMO
with the SHOEBOX that SAYS his CHEECH and CHONG CHOP top,
is PERFECT?

I wanted to SALUTE him on the REAR QUARTER WINDOWS, taking the shape of a sideways PIECE of APPLE PIE.......

metal meat metal to form a TRIANGLE....(tm)
is the new RAT ROD KUSTOM
coming soon from the dudes who RUINED the best MAGAZINE ever MADE,
IRON HORSE..................



(only a few of the classics)
http://www.jalopyjournal.com/forum/search.php?searchid=3446873

 

ok,,last tHING>>>>


HAMB STUFF?

FOR the MEMORIES..

It's weird to think that there were LESS then 40 REGULAR POSTERS? maybe even LESS.......
I need to HIT the PIPE, and finish this SILKSCREEN I been working on in the AM HOURS..........

#1) AARONS PRE CKDELUXE SUICIDE DRIVE, with SHIFTER ALEX. saving his ass with a LOVE call on A CELL PHONE.....

Then FAST FORWARD to the DRUNK DRIVING EDITORIAL..

and then the TIME before CKDELUXE,,,,,,,,,, I ALMOST choked him out at PASO for TOUCHING my CHICK...then he told me he was a MAGAZINE EDITOR..... doing a NEW MAG with MIKE NESS called HOTRODDELUXE.........
Then the DISAPPEARING paint ARTICLE I did 7 PAGES, with the promise at 150 bucks PER PAGE............
THEN his PHOTO SHOPPED COCK......... was OVER the TOP......

#2 MISS KITTY SUICIDE BY PILLS... with MCPHAIL pulling a " FUCKASS GERM" and TELLING her to DO IT..... cause LIFE SUCKS ANYWAYS......Then me ASKING MISS KITTY to send me some ZANEX in the MAIL..............

#3 FAT KID??? WHAT a RULER he WAS.....
HE POSTED.. CAN I MAKE A HOT ROD..?

#4 MIKE NESS reading PEOPLE saying HATER SHIT about him on HAMB and then CALLING COLE to tell him that if he EVER MEETS "DUSTIN" he's going to RIP his THROAT OUT,,,,,,,

#4 Me and SPANK smoking the joints in SETZERS merc... and me and SNAGGLE going to jail in PASO.... for a FIGHT "DEMON" started outside SHIFTERS party............over a 97 some DEACON owed him, and come to find out the guy he knocked out wasn't even a DEACON...............

#5 Me being a FAGGOT and talking to HETFIELD in PASO for an hour and a hALF while SHORTBUS takes pictures, and me NOT knowing who he was...... he wanted to BUY a ROADSTER......and for some reason we talked.......

#6 THE FIRST HAMB PICNIC, when we had LESS then 100 PEOPLE on the SITE and we PUSHED the ROACH ROD off the TRAILER so sam COULD go for a RIDE... SHAG and KENNY drove 4 hundred miles to eat BURGERS...
EVERYONE was NERVOUS when I came,,,,,, but they figured out I was a BIG FAGGOT pussy.............like ryan said i was.......

#7 NOT being able to post PICTURES and having to EMAIL them back and FORTH then LOSING email ADDIES, and PICTURES

#8 Fucking with MR BILL on ROUNDTABLE BOARD, and him CALLING my NETWORK ADMIN at my STATE job, by tracing the I.P. number........... and LYING out of his ass... saying I sent him CHILD PORN, and THREATENED to KILL HIM........then he decides that.linking them to HAMB.....would further his cause.......... my NETWORK admin CALLING RYAN,,, and RYAN saving my JOB,, by saying I never gave him any problems,,, something like that...........

#9 SEEING "TELECASTER6's MODEL A SEDAN.... still a HAMB HOT ROD, for HISTORY,,,, BITCHING CAR... anyone have any OLD PICTURES of the KIDS HOT ROD??????

#10 BULLYING JIM A when he was REDONDO RODDER..... GOD we RUINED you JIM............

#11 THE TUCK and SPANK wars RULED......

#12 THE OLD NETWORK we had with MYSTERY HAMBERS,,, like "HARVESTER OF BONDO"... and all the STORIES we SHARED.. the TIME RYAN ACTUALLY "LAUGHED" when I made the POST about REAL MEN HIKE HILLS and GET poison oak on their COCKS to FIND OLD TIN.........The BLUE BIKE SAGA...............

#13 the SUBLIMINAL: car PICTURES the SACTO BOYS, and SAN FRAN boys use to POST with HIDDEN OBJECTS in them... some NEVER even were NOTICED, things like HELLS ANGELS jacket, MACHINE GUNS, BONGS, DILDOS, NITROUS TANKS, etc etc,,,,

#14 for ME... WORSHIPPING the articles and MIKE BISHOP and JIM AUGST's written stuff, then FIGURING out who was who...

#15 the PERSONAL WORDS C9 sent to my house that he WROTE in a BOOK, to me for CHRISTMAS,, I got the CHILLS... when i read it..........

#16 THE PRESENT all the FELLOWS made for me for my FIRST TRIP to B-ville,,, the PISTON,,,,, etched, and the ROD from the DON GARLITTS dragster from the VEGAS crew...

#17 ME sending a SET OF FENTON MOPAR HEADERS to a HAMBER-LURKER,,,, to TEST FIT, on TRUST,,,,,, NEVER got SHIT back,,,,, thought I was ripped off,,,,, 1 and a 1/2 years LATER 750 dollar check shows up in MAIL BOX, with LETTER of JAIL, losing house, wife LEAVING,,,, INSANE,,, but came through....

#18 SEEING dustin GROW UP from a fat rockabilly dumbfuck,, into a SLIM ROCK AND ROLL MACHINE and building a roadster......

#19 KILLER ratting on me for BEING "LOWBOMB" after RYAN banned me,,, he emailed me like we were friends.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

#20 DENNIS MCPHAIL sending me some real TATTOO DRAWINGS for my NEW HOUSE....

#21 DEUCEBOY 32's GRILL SHELL I need to STEAL...

#22 (TM) shit, and "JUST LIKE THE 50's BRO........................

#23.. SPEEDFREAK......

#24 DR.J getting LIBERAL... SO fun.. his BALLS hanging out as he poses on his TRUCK bed....

#25 DESOTO and 286merc,,, BRAWL

#26 THE ARRIVAL of DAVE HILL to ARGUE with us...

#27 SEEING MOST of the OLD "HAMB HATERS" and SHIT TALKERS from other boards,, JOIN our SIDE and ACTUALLY have FUN HERE..........

#28 MEETING ELMO-RODGE the "HAMBER"........ WHAT a GREAT GUY...

#29 meeting a MILLION HAMBERS,,, who want to KILL me over something I FORGOT I even SAID to them..... and then getting them WASTED...and becoming friends......

#30 SEEING TOKYO... FIGURE out "PASSION"

#31 NOT GOING TO HAMB MEETS...... cause i'm afraid of men and afraid of TALKING to strangers......

#32 FOILED AGAINS email that made me think for once about LIFE.....

#33 The Chick who is building a 53 ford and needs a set of FENTON headers for her 6cylinder.. we cross paths everywhere....

#34 the EMAIL from "KID ROCK", saying YO DUDE, you INSANE, your SHIT be FUNNY,, stay up, BIG PIMPING, ROCK STYLE, for the BITCHES in da trailer hous,,,,,, HOAX???? well maybe.......... but I laughed......

#35 SEEING kid ROCK wearing a JALOPY JOURNAL shirt??? INSANE.......... HOAX??? not HARDLY

#36 WATCHING CAR CLUB DRAMA,,, the MOST AMAZING things get thrown around...

anyways....

FUCK IT...
Cole has some NEW SHIT BREWING, and MY HEAD is SPINNING around thiking about the OUTCOME, of COLES brain, and the WAY it makes that DRUNK NEGROE inside me, come out and SHINE and smile.......

HELLFIRE666

GERM

 

that fucker just brought back so many good memories...hahahah...GERM! drop me a line...I'll tell fatass to email...if he'd ever answer his fucking phone

 

Wierd, I was thinking about Germ today too... I blasted my ear-canals with early DOA and Minor Threat as I drove through the Hill Country on back roads to work... They're still ringing...

But reading that... It's not even funny to me anymore... It seems dated and maybe even a little tame...
It's out of context now..
That in and of itself is kinda sad... I guess we all move on...
I've been married 9 years last week... I was a damn newliwed when Germ wrote some of that shit... I've got a kid who is younger than some of it... And another on the way...

The funniest shit I've ever heard comes from a 6yo now...

 

Funny we all saved this shit! Germ would laugh.

Hellfire by Jack the germ

SEE HELLFIRE is
"SINNERS for LIFE"(tm)
to describe it...

there are men who visit public swimming areas in bitches underwear with sewn in bulges to make their hammers appear larger.
we are men who think HOMOEROTICA(tm) is a sign of LOVE for the LIFE of TRUE friendship..................
A naked boy on his BIKE is FREEDOM......

Most on the other hand drink faggot drinks with umbrellas & crushed ice, smear tanning lotion on their chests and while showing off their nipple rings.
They look around for CARSON DALEY or DOWNTOWN JULIE BROWN...

Then they wander down to the water and with their pedicured foot test the temperature before diving in.

WE are men who get out of jail at 6 am still drunk,
steal a bicycle across the street,
stop at the liquor store,
grab a 5th of generic rum,
then go to the beach with our jeans on,
WE ALREADY HATE EVERYONE THERE.
So we take off our shirts off & our jeans, down the 5th of rum while OUR sledgehammer cocks poke out of the barn door of our oversized boxers, , , Like MR ed.

there's a brief pause, clouds darken, little kids rush to the safety of their beach umbrellas, , and MOTHERS cry, as we approach the water we vomit all over the sand showing everyone near the beach the fly tattooed on the heads of our hammers. It's the MARK of MANHOOD in the SINNERS life,,,,

a heavy metal band that died emerges from the sky playing our favorite S.O.D. song. Razzle from hanoi rocks walks out to greet us near the water with a bag of CUBAN ANGEL...The beach is now soaking up the aurora of our collective full throttle rock-n-roll disgusting real life devil signed existence,

that somehow these faggots on the beach find heroism in. the beach grows quiet as we ponder a thought in our moment of public disgust.
We walk into the water calmly, , , knowing that our existence is ruling the nipple ringed faggots who has invaded our beach with some form of false belonging.
Then in that moment in our world of madness, we vomit again, falling down face first in the water to die.

the moral of the story is that no matter where we are . we walk with the rulers and we never have waxed our chest or bleached our pubic hair blonde Only guys with small cranks pierce their nipples.

We are art fags who have never painted a piece of art unless you count shitting in a cup & hiding it in a girls house a work of art. the stinky fucks in DUNG HUTS all over the world will make a legend out of our filth and market OUR JasonJEssie fashion while OUR dead BODIES float in the waves of Our BILLY MILANO/EL DUCE...... heavy metal beach.

We all need teachers,
OK BYE

 

Una Mas...

Rocking the Cod by Germ

This chick who's "cod" I use to Rock,,,, well she told me she wished she could have lived in the 50's and that she wanted to live like it was the 50's......
She asked me what I thought about that shit???

I said...

"Well then start Smoking, get fat, become friends with the mailman, learn to iron my white shirts without so much starch, Don't talk until spoken to, be SURE to stay out of my fucking den, and make sure I have some food on my table when I get home from work...........

If you can do all of that, you will be ABLE to "LIVE like the 50's........
and for your BIRTHDAY I 'll take you shopping to buy one of those NEW VACUUMS with an ASHTRAY attached to it,,,,,
(they made one for real so you could smoke while CLEANING)

How do you know when a WOMEN says something SMART"?????
when it begins with,, "A MAN ONCE TOLD ME".......

WOW sounds FUN...

GERMS "T.V SHOW"........
(THE FUTURE)

""""Do they FUCK DOGGIE style in The BIG CITY,,, WALLY???

Well GEE BEAVE.... I think Dad just MASTERBATES in the garage...

"WALLY" I saw this NEGROE kids PENIS today in the BATHROOM at lunch"
Is it bigger because he's a colored kid from detroit"???

Well No beave.... I think it's bigger cause he's 14 and he;'s in the 5th grade"...

Eddie HASKELS Dad probably JAcked off EDDIE in the GARAGE...
while LUMPY wore a DRESS and hid in the closet smoking crystal meth....

LET ME REWRITE that LEAVE IT TO BEAVER...
BARBARA will be addicted to DEXADRINE,,,,
and HUGH will be ED GEIN and KILL everyone and use their SKIN to make GOLD CLUB covers...

Maybe we can INCLUDE some CAR CLUBS in it,,,,,
and HAVE fist fights at the HOP to claim the turf......

I have to send "THEM" my email address......
so they can send me a JACKET to cover my steering wheel in PASO......

GERM

 

I guess some have mastered the art of the drunken rambling rant.
It's almost like obscene beat poetry at times...

 

WOW!!! you saved this?!?! more more!!! hell is he even alive? I hope so…

The only keyboard I hoped to never piss off.

 

whatever happened to that guy? he hasn't logged in since sept. 07

 

Fuck hes funny!
I miss those days on here!
A true ruler!!![tm]


-Shiny

 

..................?

 

I'm sad I caught the tail end of GERM in my lurking days, this place was a blast once.

 

Did anybody happen to save that totally disturbing picture with the motorcycle that Germ posted once? The butt-heads that cry now on the HAMB have no fuckin' clue how this place once was.

Some people got their face blown off big time on here, ask Oneload about that! I lurked for almost 2 years before I got the nerve to do an intro. This place was quite UNIQUE to say the least.-MIKE

 

Haha..... I can always remember the new terms "orcabettys" and "rockersillys".... What a laugh. A lot of it I can agree with, if can decipher it.

 

I sure miss Germ .. A real life Poet ,.. intoxicated or not
Sure would like to se him back here , sharing his wisdom
Klaz

 

The timing of this thread is amazing. I was down at Loboy's hotrod shop visiting Rick yesterday and he asked about Germ during our conversation. Cool seeing some of his old posts again.

 

working.fuck?!?! Dude thats the funniest thing I've read all week! Germ was the shit.

 

That pic is on Coles website

 

"I thought my HAIR and my swagger was the funniest thing on the board,,

I want to FRENCH kiss RYAN? unless this JEEM fella is a better looker?"

germ 08/30/03

 

Drama Queen.
who snorkled all night with bubble gum nose,to bring you more barris CHEW toys............ that your DOG can URINATE on.......

Music by the NEGROE NADS(tm) BARBERSHOP TANNED FRANKIE LANE,,,,,,
performing 4 acts of.....

"Slitting my 32 FORESKIN with the UNFINISHED B-PILLARS, BLEEDING in the JUSTIFICATION of LAZINESS, STILL with the scent of MUFF and SEMEN in the air!!!!!!
TRUE HEROES will DIE after a night of BEDDING the fat CHICK named " RAT ROD PATINA....
who models for the BETTY CROCKER-PAGE cookbook....

WAYNO.

I'm down with the "CYCLONE" FLATHEAD gear, It comes NEW,,,!!!! and a SET OF THEM is GREAT because they haven't been FAGGORIZED(tm) by some TEENAGE SOCIAL REBEL,who decided he wanted to PRETEND BELLAUTO PARTS was still open,when he PORTED the HEADS with his TREE TRIMMER................

, shit ,man!!! I'm the ROBIN HOOD of LEADSLED RED WHEELS RAT ROD BUILDING(tm).............., I weld birdshit SLAG, in the family garage like the 50's bro.....REMEMBER when we AIRSTREAMED our fat pregnant,floor sweaping, YOUTH OVENS(tm) we call wives........ to B-VILLE, so they could bitch.......and moan about the financial restraits based on something STUPID....... like the LAYOUT of tile in the chain smoking RED HEADED DRUNKS fucking trailer being better then ours..................
the BEST TRAILER parks near mine= NO BONDAGE, SEX, or CHEERLEADER suites.........................

I pray for the rain in CALIFORNIA, because "I'm the PUSSYRANCHER(tm) of RAT ROD WORLD...........and the women GROW faster and faster with each invasion....................
KINDA,
like the ALMONDS that FAGGOT john STIENBACK jerked off over when he IMMIGRATED to california........................after he decided being AMISH was as GAY as LIVING in MICHIGAN..............

His book would have been much better if it discussed SCREWING GIRDLE wearing tramps from the BURGER HOP....................In the back of his AUNTs," KITCHEN CLUCKER... SISSY wagongrocery getter.............
The bitch smoked more MARLBOROS and said RACIST words more then JOHN WAYNE....................

In the 50's,
I told the union that my LOGO was "I FARM PUSSY, so you don't have to"(tm).................
I have a plantation of SLUTS, trying to get into the RAT ROD,VON DUTCH,TRL. INDUSTRY..................
the SILICON them TITTIES right out of a training bra and....... they can put fake bird shit on my roadster, and let some FAT SLOB, draw lines on my SHITBOX, That I can't even chop up and snort!!!

It's a GREASERS VERSION of BETTER HOMES AND GARDENS all over the fucking "PUSSPATINA"... ..........The 50's are hard cause we don't have JESSIE JAMES to HATE or ROSIE ODONELL,to marry her FEMALE LAWN CHAIR............. and they havent invented VIVID VIDEOS yet .....WAYNO,
so JERKING OFF is RESTRICTED to the SEARS ROEBUCK bra SECTIONS...........


So we will say that our TARGET will be that FUCKING SELLOUT, STU HILBORN.....he;s a SHITHEAD because he was seen MOONLIGHTING with that BOOZE MONGER guy, FRANK "The baby arm penis" SINATRA.(tm)................. who happens to swing a rather large BABY ARMED SIZED PEACHPLUNGER......,,,.."nicknamed by that 15 year old cuban girl". JOSEPH Mc CARTHY called
"The FIDEL FRANKANAL DICTATOR"..............
FRANK had some ISSUES.....
he was TRUELY unsure how HUGE his MEMEBER was..
" FRANK was thinking about the TIME he had to shower with SAMMY (the satan worhipper DAVIS JR". ........................while TOMMY LASARDO farted all over the ROOM..........
HE didn't have anything to compare his MASS to.....

The folklore of the african tuskdong had not been exploted yet by the FUTURE GRACING of WILT "the stilk" CHAMBERLAN ,,,,,,

SAMMY was a smaller framed GHOULofaDEVIL african, but his PIG STICKER(tm) was moonlighting in a new TOOTSIE ROLL COMMERCIAL,cause he was HUNG small like those TRANSEXUALS in the circus of freak shows on CONEY ISLAND.......

Once he saw SAMMIES grasshopper leg.............
FRANKIE knew he was GIFTED.......HE BROKE WOMEN and he MADE BITCHES out of BODY BUILDERS............. SINATRA was the VAGINA PLUMBER(tm)........... the POSTER FUCKING BOY for RAPID ROOTER(tm)......................

ACTUALLY its a KNOWN FACT He wrote "IN THE WEE SMALL HOURS" thinking of SAMMIES PRICK".. originally it was set to be entitled "IN THE PEE PEE room his WEE WEE GLOOMED PRUNE SKIN"""....................

SAMMY didn't fucking CARE, he was "RUNNING with the DEVIL" and BANGING "CALIFORNIA" GIRLS... long before DAVID LEE ROTH rocked with VAN HALEN............... SAMMY wore ANTON LEVAY eyes........................

Another LOSS with SINATRA was about to ring in the CHORDS of CONFUSION when he decided to release his ALBUM tuned to the subliminal readings of the title "A MAN and HIS MEMBER"... ..........that was his FISHING LINE TREBLEHOOKED to SNAG SLUTS as they MILL around VEGAS smelling DIAMONDS.........................
The record companys revoked that title, due to being uncertain if the LINBERG baby was a "BACK to the FUTURE " version of John BONEY RAMSEY"........

Sinatra had to settle the score with a simple GAYNOTE TITLED "A MAN AND HIS MUSIC".............
FATE became public FEAR when RUMORS surfaced that OL-BABY EYES, was DRINKING and PLUNGING more VAGINA, then a normal human could TACKLE...................

.HE had an APPETITE to "ROCK THE COD tm)..........
and NANCY did her HILLARY CLINTON ACT,(tm) by CLOSETING her LESBIANISM that existed in the URGES of LOOKING up WIMBELTON tennis PLAYERS dresses, while dreaming about brothel houses in cobblestoned PARIS...............

VENICE SMELLS like OAKLAND.....

FRANK came with the FUTURE in the same art as HOT RODS,,,, he PICKLED NANCY REAGAN,while RONALD plotted revenge for the COLD WAR....and picked out apple trees for his REAGAN RANCH....................... so he could masterbate in his GEORGE WASHINGTON costume, while JODY FOSTER throws METAL TIPPED DARTS at his ass.............

The future brought us FAST FOOD,and FAT WOMEN got FATTER, all the while OL BLUE EYES, was leaving his "MEAT TUBE LUGIES",(tm) all over VEGAS,,,,
He had it all. and NO FUCKING loud mouth PRICK of a DWARF, named JOE PESHI,was gonna ACT like an ITALIAN, and TAKE AWAY HIS GLORY................you fuck with FRANK THE CRANK(tm),
he calls the MAFIA....

the FUTURE SUCKS, we HAVE ricky lake TRAMPS with TRUCKSTOP TATTOOES, FAG BANDS like KORN,and LIMP BIZKITTS,,,,,,,,,Coke that taste like LAUNDRY SOAP

WAYNO........
the CHICKS are REVOLTING by getting SLOPPY and COSMETICALLY LAZY..........INSTEAD of TITS I can answer the phone with,and pretend I'm napping in a romper room bean bag of skin............
these chicks LISTEN TO FOLKLESBIAN tunes(tm) LIKE Jonie Mitchel,,
and grow soft PANCAKE TITTIES!!!!

These BIMPS spend time babbling the redundantcey of FEM issues....... They impress each other WITH ROCKABILITY(tm) in the DONKEY YAWNS through BEAVER TEETH(tm) that leak from their SNOUTS ,.........

people in ASIA are sleeping in DUNGHUTS(tm) and these SLOBS are buying VINTAGE cooking SHIT to BETTY PAGE a PUKE YELLOW KITCHEN............

They won the CLASS WAR with the fucking 50's TOASTER, that doesn't toast a piece of JEWISH rye bread like the new toasters found in MODERN department stores........

you can buy a TOASTER, but what LANGUAGE do you want it WRAPPED in?
BELUSHI is GONE, ROB HALFORD is a HOMO.........
AND ARTISTS whine like AUTISM STUDENTS trying to cure H.I.V. with MAGIC JOHNSON screwing their wives in CAMBODIA, ITS A BATTLE CRY of POVERTY,when some WINE SNORKLER doesn't antiup on his FLAVORED RETRO CHIC painting........
Get a JOB WASHING WINDOWS, or DIGGING HOLES, that to me PAINTS the PICTURE of being a RAT RODDER DEUCE COUPER(tm).................

DANNY DEVITO drives a TAXI, and you know that he stole a booster seat from DENNYS,,,after he cut in front of BLACK FOLKS that they were MAKING pay in advance before being seating.........AL SHARPTON rang the BELL,,,, he got MARRIED...... I heard to "INCHEULA BONCHA MOHAMEDITIE ALI," (no relation to the boxer that decided he wanted to BE Jane Fonda, and DODGE the DRAFT)..................
I wonder if SEAN PENN was spawned from JANE FONDA,and MARTIN SHEEN..??

AL SHARPTEN was the MAN in the mission,
HE WAS HIP HOPPING,and BLING BLINGING, long before white KIDS from IDAHO, started the CRIPS GANG..............

AL was THE EAZY E.before EAZY E...... the LOCKS he sported would make TINA TURNER, cry................HARDER then when IKE stretched her EARS with PLIERS...........cause he ran out of nasal spray..........

AL was a GOOD REV.
he, drove a "DODGE DART", and wore his DODGERS hat, while PIMPING the SOUNDS of the GOOD LORD, and FINDING SATANISM in FISHER PRICE..........

DELOREAN RAT ROD comes BACK to PASO ROBLES, to gather FASHION INTELLIGENCE from the MEATSWALLOWERS in the SOUTH EAST CORNER......

SOMEONE CALL THE COPS, SETZERS MERC is CROOKED, and.
JOHN HOLMES is doing GAY PORN to support his CHICKS cocaine HABIT,,,,

I just wonder where the fuck the atari 2600 is, so I can park my BMX bike, make a BEER CAN PIPE,,smoke some DIRTWEED(tm) with seeds,and PLAY COMBAT...........

My mom was in BEAVER HUNT,

FRED WILLIAMS. is more funner then AL SHARPTON, and FRED used his RAZOR TONGUE to KILL GERMANS in G.I. BRO...........

RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE give me HOPE, that MUSICIANS can be ELECTROCUTED by their EQUIPMENT,,,,,,,,

FREE MUMIA, I need a SOCIAL CAUSE,
to replace the BOREDOM the BEATLES BROUGHT instead of bringing REVOLUTION when they LANDED in NEW YORK!! They had SALAD BOWL hair..... and ED SULLIVEN ROLLED out the RED CARPET

KILL ME PLEASE,(2004)

ask MR SPOCK.AKA" BIRD BEAK EARS", when he's done RUINING his CAREER in AIRLINE commercials,,,,, to LUBE the OLD TRAVEL TUBE, and
HUGH BEAUMOUNT, me back to the 50's so I can invent CRYSTAL METH, and TRUCK STOPS,,,,,,,,,,
We needed more STORIES of CRACK BABIES and BROKEN HOMES,,,,,,,,

I can CONVERT to AMISH, dress up like MICHAEL LANDON and raise my family selling SOAP door to door to "FEMALE FLOOR MOPPERS", who KEEP the HOUSE CLEAN..................
I can HIDE my PORN mags in the "DEN",cause it's OFF LIMITS to FEMALES.... Thats where me and my CRICKET buddies, talk about screwing our wives friends, behind their backs...........

I played POCKET POOL today, WITH major TECH baby,,,,,,,,
while COMING down from the DARVOCETS my DOCTOR gave me, to beat my DRUNK DRIVING CASE.......

FATHERFURY and HARVESTER OF BONDO, seemed to have BROKEN radio SILENCE,,,
I expect their SUICIDE LETTERS to arrive anyday now.............

HEAVY METAL
TEENAGE SUICIDE
SHITBOXES

TRADITIONALLY YOURS,
and In the spirit of being POMPADORABLE....,,,,

GERM
AKA

"GERMYASSHURTSFROM T-MANS HOMO EROTIC SHIFTERS FETISH".......

LOATHE a LOVE you LOST, with the LUST of another LOLLIE....

I'm GOING to HELL,with a 40 ounce of KING COBRA,and a PACK of CAMELS.
singing NIGHT MOVES, by BOB SEAGAR

PULL THE TRIGGER...

 

The good old days! The newbies will never get it.

 

RICKY LEARNED HOW TO WELD FROM a SEAGULL !
I tried to tell HIM that the BEST place to LEARN how to WELD is VOCATIONAL SCHOOL in the YOUTH AUTHORITY, I learned how to MAKE A CABINET on an 8 month stay that would MAKE MARTHA STEWART cry...


Somebody better call TEEN RODDER, we have a YOUNG GUNS...........

Tell them it was touched by VON DUTCH and COGNAC and you could sell it on EBAY to TUPAC and BIGGIE. and then MIKE TYSON would COME on the HAMB, and KILLER would CHOP his BENZ-O...

RICKYRACER just got out of the HOSPITAL?
You hear what happened,,

Well he fell four stories from some PLANKS he had BIRDSHITTED the NIGHT before..

I hope he IS OK...
We need someone to make fun of...
When T-MAN isn't calling DRUNK.....
To discuss WRESTLING in gorilla suits naked with me and Cole,

BOURNE TO LOSE (tm)




To the 'Dearly Departed'....