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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Ryan, Mar 6, 2013.

  1. Ryan
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  2. need louvers ?
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    Ha! I've always thought there were products specifically made to continue the Bully - Pansie circle, this just proves my point.
     
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  3. ryno
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    i dig.
    also like the lack of proof reading, naborhood.sounds like gambino, or myself wrote this.
     
  4. G V Gordon
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    Gotta love ad men. When electricity was catching on everything became "electric" this and "electric" that. Same with the atomic age.

    Thanks for starting my day with a grin Ryan.
     

  5. Perrorojo
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    Imagine that thing with 8 whistle tips!
     
  6. Well now you've done it. I am going to have to slip a check out of the missus checkbook. :D
     
  7. Rolleiflex
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    Not having the desired effect upon his foes; Eddie remembered a trick that his cool cousin Jim out in L.A. had shown him. Armed with his Dad's drill, some Model T coils, several spark plugs, and some wire Eddie went to work...
     
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  8. Hnstray
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    Benno......... :D:D:D


    Ray
     
  9. Bugsy
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    HAHAHAHAHA!!!! That's hilarious!! I'm sending my check out today!!
     
  10. "The JET-ZOOMATIC actually improves motor operation, as proved in many tests."
     
  11. Dreddybear
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    Those Shitbags... awesome.
     
  12. williebill
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    I'm headed to Ebay now.
    Been looking for that crowning touch for the back of my car...thanks,Ryan
     
  13. goetzcr
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    You just can't argue with a product that has been proven "in many tests". This thing should probably say "duration until rust appears will vary (4-6 months)."
     
  14. Must... have... one...
     
  15. Bad Daddy
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    That's something you don't see anymore.
     
  16. Chrisbcritter
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    What? I can't hear you over all that shrieking!!
     
  17. flamingokid
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    Maybe Jim Nabors lived in the hood.That thing looks like a lawsuit waiting to happen.
     
  18. tfeverfred
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    Reminds me of those Doug Thorley fake zoomie side pipes. All the geeks had 'em. Then the bullies would kick thier asses harder.
     
  19. traffic61
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    A guy I went to high school with back in the 70's had a set of those zoomies on his '69 Z-28. Actually hooked them up and promptly melted the paint on the quarter panel in front of the wheels. He found it nowhere as funny as we did.
     
  20. Well there is no denying that it looks HALF-FAST! :D HRP
     
  21. belair
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    You read my mind...
     
  22. The Continental
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    Anymore pics of these on a car?
     
  23. Must have been Eddie Haskel,,he's the only kid that was a known hoodlum.

    He's the kid of guy that would forge a check while his dad was passed out. HRP
     
  24. autobilly
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    Is this the guy?
    [​IMG]
     
  25. BrerHair
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    Slow day at Atomic. :)
     
  26. flathead okie
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    Slow day everywhere if you stopped to read this :D:D:D
     
  27. KoolKat-57
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    The Exhaust that put Evansville, IN on the map!
    KK
     
  28. jdownunder
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    i think ill go hang out with the bullies
     
  29. Too damn funny, love those back of the book ads!:eek:
     

  30. i doubt the writer was a Roads scholar (sic)
     

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