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Old 08-08-2012, 02:28 PM   #21
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Take two there small...
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Old 08-08-2012, 02:37 PM   #22
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I love my 63, just wish they came in a convertable.
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Old 08-08-2012, 04:14 PM   #23
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For today though:

I was checking my paper stash and stashin' my liquor,

When at the corner of Millville and Old Towne I seen her.

I put on the chase, expecting tail at the end of it,

Her Kerchief blowin' out like the trunk of an elephant.

This dirt road's a bitch, chippin' at the fresh candy...

pay no mind doh, I got confectioner's digits handy.

Riviera's floatin' like a dream, can't be tardy

Terra firma blowin in my tankard of Bacardi..

Chick takes the right, I take the left..

I flash her my grill, best believe it's most def.

She rolls in slow, embarassed at her error

I pimp-nod and grin, and prep my trouser terror.

"Hi baby, let's go!" she says with a wave.

I Austin Powers her and say "Oh Behave!"

The party's rockin' steady, flowin' pasta primavera.

And we ain't late, we fashionable in our Buick Rivieras.
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Old 08-08-2012, 08:53 PM   #24
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My mom had a nice 64 when I was a kid really loved riding in it with her. She died and I guess my dad couldn't stand to have it around after that so he sold it. I always wanted one. So I figured I ain't getting any younger so I just bought me a real clean 64. Found it in Louisville I'm the 3rd owner came from SanDieago to Kentucky in 06 now in Missouri. Gold with saddle interior 99.9% rust free has a few dings and paint is faded but its a nice survivor.
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Old 08-08-2012, 09:08 PM   #25
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There's a really nice '64 Riviera on a local Craigslist for about $7600, red. If I was a collector with lots of money, I'd grab it.
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Old 08-08-2012, 10:51 PM   #26
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you need to get hydrated .. yer just not thinking right ... go stare at the mobile in the kids room at least until ya see color again...
I'm worried about you
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Old 08-08-2012, 11:16 PM   #27
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I love the old ads. Wish they would come up with better stuff today....
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Old 08-08-2012, 11:52 PM   #28
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Had a 65 GS at the 2nd Lone Star Round Up
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Old 08-09-2012, 12:07 AM   #29
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Whats up with all this talk about hips? I didnt see no hips..much less swiveling hips..
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Old 08-11-2012, 09:04 AM   #30
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I had a 63 many years ago.I also had several Boattails(71,72)including a GS with a Kenne Bell Stage 2 motor that would smoke every Pony car out there.
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Old 08-11-2012, 09:20 AM   #31
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I showed this ad to my lil ( militant feminist) sister and she was appalled.
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Old 08-12-2012, 07:39 PM   #32
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I showed this ad to my lil ( militant feminist) sister and she was appalled.
That makes it all worth it, doesn't it? Tell her to get her ass in the kitchen and make you a sandwich!
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Old 08-12-2012, 08:31 PM   #33
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Sweet Nancy was so fancy
To get into her pantry
Had to be the aristocracy
The members that she toyed with
At her city club
Were something in diplomacy
So we put her on the hit list
Of a common cunning linguist
A master of many tongues
And now she eases gently
From her Austin to her Bentley
Suddenly she feels so young

I can't deny it
With that smile on her face
It's not the kill
It's the thrill of the chase
Geeze, the earworms are hitting me hard on this one - I can hear the tune, and now the chorus makes perfect sense (feel it coming (?)), but what's the title of it and the artist/band? I've always wanted to know what the lyrics were. So that it can be semi on-topic I would belt out the refrain in my '63 Galaxie while listening to the album rock station in Omaha and cruising Dodge Street on a Saturday night, but that was the early '80s.
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Old 08-12-2012, 09:18 PM   #34
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Deep Purple Knocking At Your Back Door.
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Old 08-14-2012, 06:24 PM   #35
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YES !
The double entendre is Soo fun ! (nudge nudge , wink wink)

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Old 08-14-2012, 06:59 PM   #36
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I showed this ad to my lil ( militant feminist) sister and she was appalled.
Show it to her hour after hour for the next day or two and she might be cured!

Isn't sooooooo much better than the "smart woman, stupid man" breed of commercials we see everyday on T.V. these days?
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