The last time my attorney and I traveled together, many folks came to the conclusion that we should have been killed or at the very least, arrested - on general principle. The back lash was like a shot to the kidney delivered by the most powerful of ... <BR><BR>To read the rest of this blog entry from The Jalopy Journal, click here.
Have a GREAT time Ryan. I've been Downunder twice and it is truely an AMAZING place. We'll hold down the fort here and be good.
Aw shit it's bad enough that we tried to restart the civil war between the north and the south now we have to worry about an international incident.
I hope that you are traveling on something a little more modern than the craft on the stamp from 1914. Although that looks like it would be a hoot to ride in. Have fun and safe travels.
Hope they don't have all these goddamn bats down there. Jesus, they sneak up on you when you least expect it. And they're getting bigger now too, the size of a small teradactyl... Safe travels. Stock on on supplies before you go, just be careful where you store the ether. Hey boss, you oughta stay in RHC Character the whole time. Freak people out.
The usual request is "send lawyers, guns and money". At least you have lawyer. Is there gonzo vibe going on here?
Thoughts of a large Samoan lawyer crossed my mind. "I hate to say this, but this place is getting to me. I think I'm getting the Fear."
Be sure and buy Craig Metros a beer for me. http://www.ridelust.com/fuel-tank-tv-profile-craig-metros/
Enjoy and have fun, You must experience a drive-in bottle shop on a Friday arvo. So different to in the U.S.A.
I was born and raised in melbourne ,australia.I came to the states 9 years ago.Let me tell you ryan,its damn expensive,i mean you wont believe the prices of stuff out there.Go look for a pair of dickes pants and you will find them for $110,no shit.Not alot of aborigines in melbourne ,well hardly none that live a traditonal lifestyle,they are all way up north.If you want to gamble you will have acess to the southern hemispheres biggest casino.You may come back addicted to vegemite!
Everything about Australia is great except the week-long plane flight to get there (and back). Too bad we stopped pursuing supersonic passenger planes...
Good to see your coming for more than a few days. I hope you manage to mix up your time with car stuff and local tourist stuff, as there are some great things to do. If possible get out of the city and into the country and a few of the smaller towns as cities all over the world don't vary as much as the small towns do. guess I will see you at the run next week. and for gods sake stay away from VB!
You will have an absolute ball Ryan. The Aussies are totally good bastards and will provide you and Blake with one hell of a memory. Safe travels.
There is no way on God's green earth that anyone not born and raised in Oz could ever learn to like Vegemite!!! It is the most evil, foul, awful tasting stuff one could ever put in their mouth. Just plain un-palatable. Yet, my Aussie pals always travel with an emergency, back-up supply of this crap, just in case they run out. They should be so lucky! Ryan, whatever you do, DO NOT put this evil stuff anywhere near your lips! Seriously. As far as your traveling attorney, we've already got enough of them here, so feed him a few of the little crackers laced with this shit and see how he reacts. Just saying...
Have a good time Ryan, the aussies are pretty damn good folks, their not Kiwi's but then we can't all be that lucky.....
Ryan, enjoy your trip. Looking forward to your posts and reports. I spent a month in Australia and made a lot of life long friends. Some of the nicest people on the plant live there. Remember just be nice.
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