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Old 03-15-2011, 08:48 PM   #1
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Default Signature lines

My wife hears me laughing when I'm on the site. I have her read some of the signature lines on here and she stares....she doesn't get it.

I'm compiling a list of them all. Still gotta get mine.
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Old 03-15-2011, 09:00 PM   #2
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This signature was mine over on FTE for awhile. I got more PM's from guys telling me the same thing you mentioned, than for any reason otherwise, lol.

"For the first time, my wife was concerned why I wasn't out in the yard rearranging my projects. She thinks I'm depressed. I'm thinking, if I act really depressed, she'll encourage me to bring more trucks home. See, I may have this marriage thing figured out after all."

Some of the HAMB sigs are way better, though.
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Old 03-15-2011, 09:03 PM   #3
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When I first started lurking here on the H.A.M.B., I laughed my a** off reading post by Germ. So, I just had to use one of his gems as a signature line!
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Old 03-15-2011, 09:42 PM   #4
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actually....I don't weld that good either...don't tell anyone.....
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Old 03-15-2011, 09:43 PM   #5
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Default Re: Signature lines

Just changed my sig recently. It might have been a line from a movie, but I'm thinking it was a quote I saw or heard somewhere in an interview of some actor.

But the big mystery is, is it what others think of me or what I think of some of them.
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Old 03-15-2011, 09:47 PM   #6
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Default Re: Signature lines

There is some very good ones around!
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Old 03-15-2011, 09:50 PM   #7
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Have had several PM's about mine. Many around here are inspiring, many funny, many stupid, I guess we have many. Johnnie.
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Old 03-15-2011, 09:50 PM   #8
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Mine is what my Grand father { a retired Chevrolet mechanic with a short fuse for younger people}, said to me the first time I changed a carb, and stripped one of the studs while tightening it up. I was around 14 or 15 years old, it stuck, I haven't stripped to many bolts since. I sure enjoy it when I get a chance to say it to some one else. lol
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Old 03-15-2011, 09:50 PM   #9
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stole mine from a Quakes song
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Old 03-15-2011, 09:51 PM   #10
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I have used mine on a few other boards as well. Makes me chuckle.
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Old 03-15-2011, 09:52 PM   #11
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this defines how i feel VVVVV
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Old 03-15-2011, 09:52 PM   #12
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Stole mine too.
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Old 03-15-2011, 09:53 PM   #13
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I play with Tigers.
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Old 03-15-2011, 10:07 PM   #14
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What else can I say?
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Old 03-15-2011, 10:10 PM   #15
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I swiped mine after Gator gave me a good laugh.
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Old 03-15-2011, 10:11 PM   #16
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I've been a body man for many years, and I've seen my share of this over, and over again...
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Old 03-15-2011, 10:15 PM   #17
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I'm a procrastinator, I'll do anything to keep from having to do anything right now.
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Old 03-15-2011, 10:20 PM   #18
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mine came from an inspiration from the guy's place where my truck is, and his '39 pontiac. He lost one of the nuts on my front end and gave me a rusty one to replace it...lol
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Old 03-15-2011, 10:27 PM   #19
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I like alot of them on here as well. I like my new one it fits.
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Old 03-15-2011, 10:35 PM   #20
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It's been mine for as long as I've been here, and that's gotten to be a long time...plus, I've met those who are the opposite, and they suck.
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