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Old 09-23-2010, 07:01 AM   #1
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Default Lying to old ladies about my cars.

It started years ago at an antique car meet at Crotchet Mountain NH.
I had my all original 1931 Ford A Woody Wagon when an old lady in her 80’s comes up to the car with a big smile. “My cousin had a car just like this …He would come over on Sunday afternoons and take me for a ride.” She continued with her story and then said “Is this a Dodge?” Well I leaned over against the radiator shell and covered up the FORD logo and said. “Why…YES! Yes it is a Dodge” She smiled and walked off with what I guess was her Grandson and his wife….

I asked myself… Many times.. I did the right thing… I hope.

Well. A couple of weeks ago I was at a meet in St. Augustine with my 1922 Dodge Jalopy and up comes this old lady. She says to me. “My brother had a car just like this one. He would come over and take me for rides…”



I listened to her stories and if she had asked me what kind of car it was I would have said “What kind of car did your brother have?”

I have other bad habbits

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Old 09-23-2010, 07:06 AM   #2
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Good on you for not squashing a little old lady's dreams... I love stories.

Our neighbor is a WW2 vet from the Pacific theater and he was a small child during the depression. I can listen to him all day long.
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Old 09-23-2010, 07:12 AM   #3
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haha! I get the same thing but it was never a family member that would "take them for rides" these ladies had the devil's glint in there eyes when talking about going out in a hot rod! They didn't care so much what kind of car it was as remembering the times they spent in them and the things they lost in them! "I bet you get all the girls with this car don't you young man, wink wink, nudge nudge" *pinches my bottom*
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Old 09-23-2010, 07:39 AM   #4
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Default Re: Lying to old ladies about my cars.

Nothing wrong with that at all. Next time offer them a ride, who here doesn't want to go back in time, even if only for a few minutes.
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Old 09-23-2010, 07:55 AM   #5
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Default Re: Lying to old ladies about my cars.

In this situation, you did the right thing. Now if it was a younger know-it-all guy maybe things would be different. People often say so and so had one just like it back whenever about my OT car. Non stock color, shaved emblems, wheels that didn't exist back then ect ect.
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Old 09-23-2010, 07:57 AM   #6
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Quick story....

Myself and a few friends were finishing up brunch one Sunday at an outdoor table. Down the sidewalk, carrying an umbrella to protect herself from the afternoon sun, a petite old woman is walking slowly...she's easily in her 80's or 90's.

She looks concerned and slightly confused, looking up and down the boulevard. I ask her if she's ok and she explains she just moved into a retirement home, took a walk and is now lost. There are numerous retirement homes in the area, but I recognize the name of the one she mentions. It's was more than a few blocks away, so I offer to drive her.

She timidly says yes and I tell her to wait with my friends while I get my car. She didn't say a word when I pulled up in my '38 Chevy coupe. I open the door for the sweet old gal while my friends are snickering and making jokes.

As I'm helping the woman out of the car in front of the retirement home, I couldn't help but notice the wide eyed expressions on the faces of the 3 or 4 old biddies sitting out front in the afternoon sun. The old broad seemed to have a little swagger as she walked towards them. Then she stopped half way, turned her head and gave me a smile and a wave.

Who knows...maybe she made up a little lie about me and the shiny black old Chevy.
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Old 09-23-2010, 08:03 AM   #7
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Good on you, cadman89 , why bust their bubble with some rude correction?

Being approached by others with questions about my hot rod is one of the more gratifying aspects of the hobby.
At my age, most of those (old?) ladies are 20 years younger than I. It's quite common for them to catch me at the store, gas station, etc. Whatever the question is, I reply with "Hey little girl, wanna' go for a ride, get some candy?" I've never gotten a reply with other than a laugh, a smile, and a lot of times I've had to give them that ride. Once in a blue moon I'll get the "my husband is working", etc, makes me feel like I'm being hit on. No candy however!

It seems that when a couple approaches me about the car it's the woman that initiates the conversation. Twice this year, the man that with the lady was left standing there in the parking lot whilst we did a trurn around the parking lot......
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Old 09-23-2010, 08:04 AM   #8
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Damn hotrodders!

Nice,guys. It really takes so very little to be nice. We should all do it more often.
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Old 09-23-2010, 08:04 AM   #9
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A23, good for you, it never hurts to make these parking lot, gas station, folks happy when your older car stirs some nostalgia within them. My 59 Ranch Wagon really brings em outta the woodwork, we had one just like this is the usual chant. Except ours was tu-tone green and had another seat way in the back, is this a 68?, I thought so. They walk away with a smile and a warm fuzzy goin on. God Bless em. ~Sololobo~
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Old 09-23-2010, 08:14 AM   #10
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its called respect . You got to love it.
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Old 09-23-2010, 08:14 AM   #11
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...At my age, most of those (old?) ladies are 20 years younger than I. It's quite common for them to catch me at the store, gas station, etc. Whatever the question is, I reply with "Hey little girl, wanna' go for a ride, get some candy?" I've never gotten a reply with other than a laugh, a smile, and a lot of times I've had to give them that ride...
"cradlerobber"!

Just funnin', I agree that enjoying people's reactions to your car is the best. As for the little white lies, what's the harm? You made someone's day.
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Old 09-23-2010, 08:25 AM   #12
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That's awesome! Hey, where was that meet at? I need to start finding stuff around here (originally from Miami)!
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Old 09-23-2010, 09:18 AM   #13
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it depends on who I am talking with, but yea its definitaly happened a few times. My old Ford has been a chevy, a dodge, and quite a few times an old merc haha!!
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Old 09-23-2010, 09:26 AM   #14
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At a show once, an old lady gets out of her husband's very nice 34 3W coupe, she walks over to my car and asks "Is you're car a rat rod?"

I looked at her very seriously, and said, "No. Is you're car a rat rod?"

She looked very surprised, and didn't quite know how to answer.

True story.

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Old 09-23-2010, 09:30 AM   #15
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I had the Sled ( 49 Merc , chopped , flamed ) at the local grocery store to pick up some stuff and as I was loading the bags in the trunk this little old Mennonite woman comes up to me and said "Young man " ( I'm 64 years old ) Is that a Hudson? I told her no it's a Mercury.

She looked down the side and said, "Well you ruined it" and walked off.
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Old 09-23-2010, 09:38 AM   #16
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Yeah! I used to lie to my ol' lady all the time [ especially when I bought a 'new' car ]
"My friend just wants to store it at my place for a few weeks"
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Old 09-23-2010, 09:43 AM   #17
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Sounds to me like you met two old ladies from Arkansas. One goes ridin' with her cousin and the other with her brother?

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My wife lies to everyone about my cars, she says I restore them.

I did lie to a gal at a Good Guys a few years back. I was in my Galaxie hard top and she said she really liked my car because it brought back memories blah blah going to the drive-in blah blah back seat blah blah.

I tonl her that I had never seen her before.

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It started years ago at an antique car meet at Crotchet Mountain NH.
I had my all original 1931 Ford A Woody Wagon when an old lady in her 80’s comes up to the car with a big smile. “My cousin had a car just like this …He would come over on Sunday afternoons and take me for a ride.” She continued with her story and then said “Is this a Dodge?” Well I leaned over against the radiator shell and covered up the FORD logo and said. “Why…YES! Yes it is a Dodge” She smiled and walked off with what I guess was her Grandson and his wife….

I asked myself… Many times.. I did the right thing… I hope.

Well. A couple of weeks ago I was at a meet in St. Augustine with my 1922 Dodge Jalopy and up comes this old lady. She says to me. “My brother had a car just like this one. He would come over and take me for rides…”



I listened to her stories and if she had asked me what kind of car it was I would have said “What kind of car did your brother have?”

I have other bad habbits

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Old 09-23-2010, 09:44 AM   #18
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At a show once, an old lady gets out of her husband's very nice 34 3W coupe, she walks over to my car and asks "Is you're car a rat rod?"

I looked at her very seriously, and said, "No. Is you're car a rat rod?"

She looked very surprised, and didn't quite know how to answer.

True story.

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Way to have no respect for your elders-- especially a woman into old iron.

You should have just politely said no, or something. It's not like some punk ass 18 year old kid asked you.

Have some respect.
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Old 09-23-2010, 09:44 AM   #19
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Thanks for this thread, it made my morning.
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Old 09-23-2010, 09:45 AM   #20
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Yeah, offer to take them for a ride, just for old times sake. I was messing around with my M-1 Garand and a WW2 vet (my neighbor) said he hadn't handled one since he got back.
He stripped that sucker down and put it back together like he had done it every day since then. Kinda fun to see the look on his face.
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