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Old 02-11-2008, 01:46 PM   #1
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Default Weinermobile wipe out (fun read)

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Old 02-11-2008, 01:50 PM   #2
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thats friggen halarious..(sp)
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Old 02-11-2008, 02:12 PM   #3
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not a huge crash, but the play on words is hilariuos(sp?)
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Old 02-11-2008, 02:17 PM   #4
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..well at least the two gals didn't 'choke'.............being in the pre-dick-ament, they were.
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Old 02-11-2008, 02:33 PM   #5
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You guys are just as humorous as the story itself.
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Old 02-11-2008, 02:38 PM   #6
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Default Re: Weinermobile wipe out (fun read)

I guess their driving didn't cut the mustard.

Maybe they were speeding to Ketchup to someone else.

At least the writer was cool and not a weenie about the story.

I wonder if other drivers were able to Dodger Dog when it was on the side of the highway?

It must not have caused too much of a traffic jam since it's only about a foot long.

I wonder if they got grilled by management when they got back to the office? Maybe they were raked over the coals.

If they'd been on the Autobahn they'd have been yelled at by some Saurkraut.
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Old 02-11-2008, 02:38 PM   #7
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Pretty funny, and I don't think a condem would have helped either! I bet those two gals will have a time polishing the wrinkles out of that weiner.
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Old 02-11-2008, 02:40 PM   #8
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I hate it when I stuff my weiner in the snow! (I wonder if it got shorter than 27 feet from the cold?)
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Old 02-11-2008, 02:42 PM   #9
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They really pulled a boner with this one.
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Old 02-11-2008, 02:47 PM   #10
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The tow truck driver said it was the first weiner he had to pull out !! Priceless !!
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Old 02-11-2008, 02:50 PM   #11
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what a great PR spin on an accident! it is not everyday you hear about a weinermobile crash!
thanks for the laugh!
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Old 02-11-2008, 02:56 PM   #12
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That was a good one.
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Old 02-11-2008, 03:20 PM   #13
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One-up pun-man-ship! Pretty clever Little-Doggies on the HAMB too!
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Old 02-11-2008, 03:29 PM   #14
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Got caught with their dick in the dirt.............
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Old 02-11-2008, 03:29 PM   #15
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some of you folks are full of bolongna! but its good to see those two were able to haul buns after their wiener slipped off the coals sort to speak..

Kirk your killing me LMFAO!!
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Old 02-11-2008, 03:29 PM   #16
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the driver was a 54 year old man with 37 children... because he didnt know how to pull it out...
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Old 02-11-2008, 03:30 PM   #17
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Kurzejewski hooked up and Emily fired up the highway hot dog, and a few well-timed tugs later, the Wienermobile was back on the highway.

That's good thinking on Emilys part, give the tow truck driver a tug job and it'll help expedite things.
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Old 02-11-2008, 03:55 PM   #18
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they tried to stop but they were on a roll
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Old 02-11-2008, 04:08 PM   #19
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The Weinermobile's not having a very good year. First they get ticketed for parking illegally then they hit a snowbank when attempting to do a weiner drift. Don'think that bad boy would actually flip but I bet the two ladies were flipping out until it came to a stop. The best part was the writer's cute use of words. The write up was hilarious. I wonder if they sent a copy to Kraft/Oscar Meyers. Even they should get a good chuckle out of that report.
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Old 02-11-2008, 04:14 PM   #20
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Cop's name is "Johnson". Best journalist alive...
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Old 02-11-2008, 04:25 PM   #21
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Good thing it didnt happen near Hersey(sp?)! Imagine the headline......

"Weiner looses it on Hersey highway"
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Old 02-11-2008, 04:30 PM   #22
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Good thing it didnt happen near Hersey(sp?)! Imagine the headline......

"Weiner looses it on Hersey highway"
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Old 02-11-2008, 04:56 PM   #23
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This would be much cooler if it was with the new weinermobile it hasn't been unveiled yet though so i can't give to many details about it.
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Old 02-11-2008, 05:30 PM   #24
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aw thats the "WURST"
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Old 02-11-2008, 05:37 PM   #25
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love it. KIRK said it best
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Old 02-11-2008, 05:51 PM   #26
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I relish a good post.
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Old 02-11-2008, 07:16 PM   #27
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I heard the giant got Pissed off to. LOL
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Old 02-11-2008, 08:31 PM   #28
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love it. KIRK said it best
Kirk does have a way with (weiner) words! He's the "Hemmingway of the Hot Dog" and the "Steinbeck of the Sausage".
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Old 02-12-2008, 10:19 AM   #29
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Kirk does have a way with (weiner) words! He's the "Hemmingway of the Hot Dog" and the "Steinbeck of the Sausage".
Mmmm...wiener.
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Old 02-12-2008, 10:29 AM   #30
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shit, if i crashed my weiner into all that snow, it would be a sub compact!

i guess what they say is true.....they plumb when ya crashem!
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Old 02-12-2008, 10:34 AM   #31
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Priceless!

Ya can't make this stuff up.
Or can ya?
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Old 02-12-2008, 10:50 AM   #32
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My son said they were talking on the radio. It was in Syracuse at the time.

Somebody called in and said they were suprised they were driving it in the winter... funny that it crashed right after that.
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Old 02-12-2008, 11:12 AM   #33
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New meaning for the term "Snowball'in".
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Old 02-12-2008, 12:15 PM   #34
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maybe this was caused by her switching hands while drivin it home

ahhh .....two chicks gettin a wild ride on the big weiner....
rode it til it stopped movin ..........
.while looking for someone to take their place for the next ride ..



no skin of theirs i spose..

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cold weenies are good too

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