O/T....Ridiculous Gas Station names...show yours

here's a couple spotted in the "Ghetto" of Richmond known as the Iron Triangle. I have seen many gas stations with stupid names, these are both on the same street which just made it even better- thought you guys might get a kick out of these-

 

for most gas stations, prices are stupider than names, not many goofy names for gas stations around here though..

 

No photo, but...Pump 'n Munch

 

Two that I always thought were kind of funny were:

Rotten Robbie's

Terrible Herbst

 

No kidding? Those are real?
We heard a reference to Pump-n-Munch on MST3K once....and thought it was made up...awesome.

 

Cum-N-Go

 

That was the first one that popped into my head too!(no pun intended...)

I took this on the way to Bonneville. I couldn't believe a legitimate business was named that!

 

There's a BARKING FROG just north of muskogee... it closed.

 

KaNGAROO IS PRETTY DUMB.

 

here in denton we got "frank's MEAN GAS"

 

western South Dakota has "Gas-n-Git" and we played a gig with the Asylum St. Spankers and one guy had a "Kum-n-Go" t-shirt.

 

I saw a Loaf 'n' Jug in Colorado.

 

The 3rd and 4th aren't gas stations... but you still gotta love em!The last one shows the old loaf n jug logo.

I can't find a better picture of the old logo for Loaf N Jug now, but on the stomachs of these bears you can see it was a loaf of bread and a jug of milk. I thin when Kroger/ King Soopers bought them they changed the logo.

 

Best one I ever saw is in Commack, NY== Rudy's Gasoline Heaven.

 

I don't get it.

 

we have a little one here called

"hot pump"

 

Yup, they're all over the Minneapolis-St. Paul area.

We also have some Tank and Tummy stations.

 

We got ........"Starvin Marvin" and up over by the lake is ....."The Dam Store"

 

Friends of my Grandfathers had a sign above their workshop door that said "toot n come in" (this was about the time they found the mummy of Tutankhamun so pretty funny back then).

 

Never seen that one, but I made my gf pull into the Cum & Go in Muskogee on Thanksgiving so I could get a lighter.

 

They mentioned Tank and Tummy as well.....jeez, all I know about Minnesota, I learned from Billie Jo, Moriarity, and MST3K.....

 

Not a gas station, but my wife got an insurance application for
FUK-U Sushi. No joke.

 

Toot N Scoot

 

A few miles downt he road we used to have a combination gas station/convenince store/motel. It was called the "Get-n-Go". LOL

 

Amarillo Texas: Toot'n'Totum had a convenience store near every major intersection in town. 7-11 bought the whole chain and changed the name in the 80's.

 

Might as well call it "Bustin' A Nut"

 

Worked at both of these in Holland Mich:

Old Dutch

Short Cut Garage

 

yeah...they became "Pac-a-Sac"s' in Canyon. . Dammiit, you snaked me!
some of them also became "allsups"...which is making me want a deep fried Chimichanga right now...mmmm greasy spicy bafry goodness.

The "Lucky 13" outside of houston is actually pretty cool...lots of leprachaun shit inside.

and of course, it's on either mile marker 13...or exit 13...I don't member.

 

There's an Allsup's not far from my shop...I eat gut-bomber burritos for lunch there at least once a week. They've got weird signage on the older stores-the symbol from the New Mexico flag and Allsup's on the top and the "DONUTS, BAR-B-Q, ICE" signs on the front.

 

When I was a kid there were stations called "Gibble Gas" in Oklahoma - they sold some weird fuel supposedly siphoned off pools of oil and tar on the surface.
Anyone else heard this?