Please!! Everyone Make fun of my car!!!

[SLAMIT]

OK This is for all the fucks who get thier pussy hurt when someone says bad things about theircar. Please I know some of you wont like My 4 door daily driver. It needs no defence other than I lIke it. Have fun FUCKERS! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[dondanno]

I like milk http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

[Humboldt Cat]

I do like Skylarks- isn't that a Skylark? Oh wait- I'm not doing this right... but I do like Skylarks...

[rickyracer1962]

your grandma called, she wants her car back. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[plan9]

what the fuck is that? i hate that big pile of shit!! gettin yon panties in a bundle over someone elses ride is such a waste of energy... i think the ONLY remedy for such bullshit is pussy... go onto the personals, and find some horny widow or broad that hates her fat husband with a small pecker.

howzat? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[BARNETT]

Sorry to disappoint you, but I like it ! I think it needs sccallops, though....and lots of hood and trunk pinstriping.

[HotRodDrummer]

nice car man....

[Hot Rod To Hell]

Your car's gay. you should put some 20" spinners on it, without dropping it at all, put a really shitty flip-flop spray job on it, and then put a system in it so it rattles all the god damn time. That would be sweet.

Oh.... wait. that's all the gay cars in Flint. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Seriously, pretty cool ride. just a stocker or have you hot rodded it a little?

[**DONOTDELETE**]

WHITE!!! who paints a car WHITE http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[brutus t maximus]

where the hell is the door handles.... what you got there is a custom!!!

how dare you!!!!

ok, i guess it will pass... only if you apply a couple of gallons of flat black!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

seriously a cool car, be better in black, no seriously it is a cool car.

bob

ps. be better in flat black!! hehehehe

[gettingreasy]

It sucks so bad you should just give it to me! I'll dispose of it properly http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif.
-Jesse

[raaf]

flake it...

[ShortBus]

http://home.socal.rr.com/rickamado/155140-buickv.jpg
cute chick car...

[rickyracer1962]

hahaha. nice getting closer to floridaness (tm). could you maybe add triple lake pipes to that? how about some dummy spots? better yet, shortbus, could you just add everything out of the moon catalog on it, then put a draglinks plaque in place of the front license plate? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif that would rule.
wait, could you maybe cut the back of the car off? raise it up a little? fuck. i think i better go home and get some sleep.

[rickyracer1962]

dalmation finish (tm)

[hemi]

Dude, where's the anchor?


Issat Moby Dick?

Do you have a Black Flys case?

Is that the car the B-52's are singing about in Love Shack? Do you kow that guy?

Awwwwwwww, isn't that CUTE! It's got itty-bitty BABY moons on it.








How's that?
Shortbus beat me to the visor. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[gettingreasy]

Slamit, check your e-mail.
-Jesse

[OGNC]

Why does Rick have to put a visor on everything??? How about some 13-inch reverse wires 2 pumps and 8 batteries? That would be the shizzle my nizzle! You would be ready for Saturday night on Highland and Sundays in Chicano Park for sure, vato!

[Deyomatic]

That looks like a nice car...A really nice car...FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!

[Junkyard Dog 32]

O.K. You asked for it. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Hey, what do you get when you cross Sponge Bob-Square Pants with a tampon?
SLAMIT's car...(ba-dum-pum)

Hey SLAMIT, it that thing PhotoChopped? It should be...(ba-dum-pum)

Did you come in that car... or ON it?...(ba-dum-pum)

Hey, was anybody killed in that wreck?...(ba-dum-pum)

I like the wheels. Now use 'em to get that thing out of here...(ba-dum-pum)

If you're lucky, someone will strap a few barrels to it and row it to Cuba...(ba-dum-pum)

Hey, SLAMIT, did you catch the vandals that did that to your car?...(ba-dum-pum)

Take SLAMIT's car... Please....(ba-dum-pum)

Thank you...You've been great...Goodnight!!!


JOEhttp://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

[sedan_dad]

Slamit,What the fuck's your problem?Their isn't anything wrong with your ride.It looks clean and straight.Are you just looking for attention? O.K. it's not a 29 on deuce rails but so what!I don't understand what your talking about. If you don't like it,sell it. If you do like it,what does it matter what anyone else thinks?

[Curly]

I like it! All it needs is some 57 chevy hood bullets, Coop stickers, bullet holes, a billet steering wheel and one of those Mr. Gasket hood scoops with the butterflys that open and close. Ohhh! Almost forgot... a set of magnetic flames would look cool too! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

[hatch]

Needs more!!!!!!!

[4t64rd]

[ QUOTE ]
hahaha. nice getting closer to floridaness (tm).

[/ QUOTE ]

I resent that, you gay homosexual... guy... butthead.... weenerface! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif

in Florida:
only 35% of our cars have ugly visors.
35% are chanpagne-colored Grand Marquis (if viewed from behind, they have no drivers)
35% are ricers with convenient "carry handles" on the trunklid, so they can be carried easily.
35% are SUVs only partially driven by people on the phone.




...It's a well know fact we can't count. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Only a big....ah... um... big.... WEENERFACE! would have a weenerface Buick Skylark!

How'd I do?

[Elrusto]

http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif


OH MY GAWD!!!

[64Rustin]

Hmmm... 140%... What is the total percentage of cars in Florida? What percentage is normal? What percentage has fake crap? I just had to ask... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[ QUOTE ]
in Florida:
only 35% of our cars have ugly visors.
35% are chanpagne-colored Grand Marquis (if viewed from behind, they have no drivers)
35% are ricers with convenient "carry handles" on the trunklid, so they can be carried easily.
35% are SUVs only partially driven by people on the phone.


[/ QUOTE ]

[Donzie]

that is THE gayist thing I'VE seen. everyone knows THAT anyone from SD THAT drives a CAR like that is a gay BITCH.
get a JOB you loser and buy A CAR that you can actually show YOUR face in. YOU should haul THAT piece of CRAP to Michigan where Hatch and his GAY friends can blow each other IN IT!

So, how was that? Did I get the "feel" for what you wanted? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[haring]

I like the front license plate. It says, "I'm ruff and tumble and I like Halloween."

[ray]

the car's nice and clean, so can i just call you a fag instead?

[hatch]

Donzie....the new RULER!!!!!!!!!!

[DrJ]

You guys are mean.
I think it's a nice, clean, old car.


And those Buicks are heavy, so they're worth a lot by the pound!
http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[$pomadepete$]

visor, huh huh.

(think it looks better on gold 4dr galaxie) HAHAHAHAHA

[Fraz]

Nice Nova. Knew a guy in high school just like that. Cept his was red. And it had 2 doors. And he had mag wheels on it. And it was all jacked up in the back. And he had 6x9's in the rear window. But it looked just like yours.


Howzat?

[SamIyam]

For a four door... it's pretty damn cool!
Sam.

[daign]

Are the door handles photoshopped off to make us behave a bit more?

Looks fine to me. As long as you don't paint it flat black with red wheels i'll ride in it any day. Don't pretend its a kustom with a k and we're cool.

-Dane

[BLAKE]

FWIW - I like it. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[ShortBus]

Don't forget the tuck n roll vinyl top. http://home.socal.rr.com/rickamado/155548-slamitbuickvt.jpg

[Dr. Shocker]

what type of fucker would drive a gas guzzler....go electric you stone age punk..........god I sound like a tree hugging hippy some one shoot me please.......good enough

[Iceberg]

Does it still smell like your grandma's panties? Yea baby!

[fuel pump]

We all hate yer car..... are ya happy now http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[KIRK!]

That is a great car.................for me to poop on.

Actually I dig more doors!

[speedaddict]

fixed it to fit your lifestyle.

[ESnacky6]

speedaddicts version is PERFECT...except it needs a visor...

How did you know SLAMIT was so gay anyways..?? Hmmmm...


you Rule...nice car for a gay...

[Unkl Ian]

[ QUOTE ]
PERFECT...except it needs a visor...


[/ QUOTE ] Absolutely !

[The_Monster]

OOF-TA! I think the ride is smooth, but I had to put in my two cents of humor. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[ShortBus]

http://home.socal.rr.com/rickamado/155761-OOF_TAv.jpg
Now we're gettin' somewhere... who has a fresh rock for the crack pipe?

[rickyracer1962]

the funny part is now that thing looks dead on like kojacks car.

[BLAKE]

MONSTER's version makes me feel... you know... 'funny'. Make it stop.

[CURIOUS RASH]

<font color="green">If I had a dog that ugly.....

I'd shave it's ASS and teach it to walk backwards!!!

Actually, I like it, reminds me of my neighbors car.

God rest her soul. But she had 102 prosperous years.... </font>

[MercMan1951]

There we go, JUSTICE!!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[The_Monster]

oh man, what's happenin' now?!?!?!

[TexasHardcore]

I dig it, I'd own it.

[ QUOTE ]


Sorry to disappoint you, but I like it ! I think it needs sccallops, though....and lots of hood and trunk pinstriping.

--------------------
www.danbarnettsigns.net (http://www.danbarnettsigns.net)



[/ QUOTE ]

...And for $40.00 I'll tell you about some dude in San Antonio who does killer pinstriping.

[4t64rd]

[ QUOTE ]
Does it still smell like your grandma's panties? Yea baby!

[/ QUOTE ]

That reminds me...

What do 80 year women (and Buick Skylarks) smell like?





Well... Depends really.

I crack myself up http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Am I getting closer? Actually I like the mid 60s Buicks, had a 66 Riv.

[Bigcheese327]

[ QUOTE ]
Oh.... wait. that's all the gay cars in Flint. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

Is that where they all came from? Could you come get 'em, they're cluttering up my campus...

Love the Buick, sixties four doors look so comfy.

[jdubbya]

I would leave it alone except I would add a "let me tell you about my grandkids" license plate and an "I'd rather be playing bingo" bumper sticker. And if you are feeling out of control, put on a compas and a plastic jesus. Another question...Is your hair blue?

[stealthcruiser]

thats no skylark.
THIS is a skylark!

[DeSoto0311]

Here; This outta' help out. Only 10 G's or so to bag it, chop it, rim it, 'n' paint it..... 'Course it'll still only be worth .10 cents a pound.


http://www.desotographics.com/car_tweek.jpg

[roadstar]

You guys are doing a damn good job of making fun of the dudes car. So I won't mention how much I don't like.....Shit there I go thinking out load again.

[MercMan1951]

I dig your car, really, I do...but I couldn't resist... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[plan9]

[ QUOTE ]
oh man, what's happenin' now?!?!?!

[/ QUOTE ]

haha monster, that is some funny shit

[4t64rd]

Hopefully we'll have all of this out of our systems soon, thanks for being a punching bag.

This is great fun! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

I like the the blue, shaded panel-painted version.

[HotRodDrummer]

I'd like to see it with some fake patina and blue glass....
Oh that would be soooo gay http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Rocky]

My dad usta have a car just like that!
..........and then he got a JOB!
MUWAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahaha!

[ShortBus]

I pity the foo'
http://home.socal.rr.com/rickamado/155982-coolbuickt.jpg

[SLAMIT]

Oh man. This is the funniest thing that I have seen. This is not what I expected at all. But you guys rule. This is what it is all about.
I will have you know that as of a month ago I scalloped the hood. Looks cool.
Your comments were fuking great. I was just kidding with this post and everyone pitched in it was cool. I love the photo chops of it. And NO in the picture that is the way it sat then no photochop.

I sold it shortly after that And I recently bought the car back. I just like it alot. Something about it just speaks to me. I originally bought it from my best friend who got it from his brother who used to give me rides to middle school. Back then it was a grandmas four door. Stock to the bone. and thats pretty much how I got the car bone stock I thought about a million ways to trans form the car into coolness now I cant figure out which way to go with it.


I really dig the blue panel job. I think might do something like that. Any way guys this has been a hell of a lot of fun. Thanks for all the kind words and rock on.
SLAMIT http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

[SLAMIT]

!

[SLAMIT]

Future palns include some kind of home made spider caps and some new paint. The only reason I painted it white cause it was mostly white with a few primer spots and I wanted one color at the time so I just primed it white.So if you got any more Ideas photochop it.
Later guys thanks again and glad I could be a punching bag
SLAMIT

[TINGLER]

Oh man,

MONSTER, that is some real funny shit! ha ha http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

You know that first one you did with the eyeball wheel covers is actually so damn over the top that it is cool. I like it.
SOMEBODY BUILD THAT CAR, please. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Seriously.
JT.

[k9racer]

Thanks everybody I have had a hard week and this is the first time I have had a laugh Thanks again you made my day Bobby

[SLAMIT]

Hey Hot Rod To Hell. I actually do have a system in it. I cant stand shitty sounding music. So I put an Alpine headunit. A real good one. Some 6x9's in the back Kenwood 4's in the front which are soon to be 6 1/2 inch pioneer seperates that I have, and I have 2 10" subs in the trunk in a custom box with a 600 watt amp. I dont really like to "Bump my System" I just like that I can turn the music up as loud as will blow out my ears and It is still fukin crystal clear with a real good "full" sound to it. And no it doesnt rattle even when real loud. I listen to all sorts of music and I really love quality sound so there you have it. A bunch of info that you prolly didnt give a fuck about but what the hell.
SLAMIT

[wes]

i havnt seen that car around sd yet, pretty cool
wes

[SLAMIT]

Yeah wes For the last two weeks I have had it parked. I dont have the pink and need to get it registered. I have the pink coming to me tomorrow so I will have it on the road again next week. Otherwise I drive it to work everyday. I will let you know when I get it back on then maybee we can meet up and have a beer that we have talked about. Even skate a bit. I would also be curious to see what you got goin on. Untill then man. Rock On
SLAMIT

[wes]

cool man, . im throwing together a model t right now, tryinf to get it done and drive it to bakserfield. lemme know when ya wanna hang out
wes

[The_Monster]

Hey Wes, maybe this is why you havent seen it around town lately (???) http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
(if this pic posts, it may be too big)

[Kojack]

Funny as hell, Monster. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Well, at least I can say I contributed something to this place. Fucking visor.

This is nice, SLAMIT. I got ripped when I posted my car. Ya! I got something cool comin' up though...

[RocketDaemon]

hamb auction for kojacks visor?

[The_Monster]

Hey Kojack, post your ride man, I'm sure I'll be able to add some cool touches to it thatll make all girls wanna drop da panties... just like all the cool touches here everyone did for slamit. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif Slamit, the ride pics you posted later are sweet, i like the car man, its got some great simple lines. real clean http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

[flt-blk]

I like the scallops on the hood, it needs some on the sides and trunk to match.

[Donzie]

Hey SLAPIT, yer still a gay BITCH for drivin' that piece OF crap! I have a FRIEND that will TOW it away and suck yer KNOB for you for $20. He is originally FROM MICHIGAN!

Dang man, this is fun. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
Ok, somebody else do a post like this. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[ElCamino]

gotta get a pic of Lou's biscayne and see what happens

cheese http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[ShortBus]

Hey Monster...
http://home.socal.rr.com/rickamado/kojacksvisor.jpg
Kojack's ride. This visor has not been Photochopped.

[The_Monster]

please do, this is way too much horseplay!

[Kojack]

Sold the Galaxie. This is my car.

[plan9]

[ QUOTE ]
Funny as hell, Monster. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Well, at least I can say I contributed something to this place. Fucking visor.

This is nice, SLAMIT. I got ripped when I posted my car. Ya! I got something cool comin' up though...

[/ QUOTE ]

some people gotta learn the hard way...

what did you learn kojack?

monster... genius, looks like it could be an alley way in compton

[Kojack]

Ummm... try and not make my car a gook wagon? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

And learn I did... hey, we all fuck up... not always so badly, but...

Be good to meet you at FarmerJohn's party before BilletProof, plan9. what are you drivin' up?

[plan9]

the olds wont be ready, another couple weekends and itll be driveable, plus the parts i ordered got lost in the mail. gonna probably just rent a truck, ill be picking up a bunch of parts while up there http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

itll be fun hangin out, looking foward to a small vacation, thats fo sho!!

[wes]

man im hoping i can come up. john offered me a place at his house so i will take advantage of that for sure.
wes