Cheaters/ Bleed /K Dragger DESTROY World Of Wheels -HaHaHa

[bobbleed]

So I got a call from my favorite Fags, "The Cheaters Car Club of Milwaukee," a couple weeks ago and Carl asked if I wanted be part of their display at the World of Wheels.

When I was a kid, this show was the coolest, there were tons of crazy showcars and I remember helping my Uncle clean his 33 coupe for the show and feeling like a big shot. Its one of those things as a kid that was a big deal, the excitment I felt as a little kid has carried on. Even though the show has pretty much sucked the last ten or so years, I still get that same excitement every year as when I was little.

Those feelings are GOLDEN, I hope they never go away......

Anyway, I had never considered putting my Roadster into a show like this, even though in the sixties it won tons of trophies, it just seemed like it wouldn't fit in or even be apprieciated.... But when The Cheaters said they had an extra spot, it was the perfect opportunity to shake things up at that long stagnent show.

Those of you that know me, know that I am kind of screwed up.... I always seem to get carried away or cause some kind of trouble. I mean well, but it just dosen't work out as planned.

So when it came to decorating the cars, I called Max Wedge and thought it would be cool to combine a bunch of the Knuckel Dragger stage props and some of my collection of Hot Rod crap to make a neat display. We brought a truck load of junk and Cheaters Chris and Dan, Max Wedge, Davie Bleed, and me decorated the cars. It was suppose to be simple and nice, but somehow it became demented and perverted. OOPs.

We started by setting Max's drag tree between Dan and my roadsters. I put a bunch of the old trophies my Dad had won between the cars as well.

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I have to thank young "ShopPunk" Jonny Cola for scrubbing all the crap off of my roadster.....The Cheaters are considering Jonny for membership, but they are afraid they'd be arrested after the innitiation. He might need to wait till he's "legal."

It's wierd to see it clean. Everyone thought I painted it or something. HaHa I try to clean it, but I just don't do it right.

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Cheater Chris was pretty excited to put the Black Woman manikan by his Shoebox. I think he may have tried to "HUMP" it when we were't looking....

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I thought putting this doll on his hood was more appropriate.

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Max wedge put this manikan between Mike and Carl's cars and gave it some "BUSH" HaHa

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I found the perfect "vintage" record to display on Carl's Roadster.........

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Overall, the display looked pretty cool, the cars, the parts and props, and of course the Bush.....

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One of the funniest times was when Cheaters Chris and Mike sat on the cars with masks on sitting still like manikins. They would wait for people to get close to them and then jump up and scare them. HaHa...that was funny.

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Max Wedge added to the shinanigans.....

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I have more photos but STARPHOTO FUCKING CENSORED THEM? WTF?
I'll have to add them later cause they were the best ones....

All in all it was a great time I felt like a little kid all weekend. It was really cool to meet some of the older guys who remember my car from the old days.

The best part though, was when the Cheaters presented me with one of their plaques. It was way cooler than any trophy. I still think those guys are a bunch of Rockerbilly Greaser HOMOS, but I am honered that they would allow a DIRTBAG like me into their tight circle of friends.

It was a pretty good weekend, can't wait for summer.

[bobbleed]

OK here's the censored shots....

[bobbleed]

HaHa Cheater Chris put this ASS behind his Ford, Davie Bleed added some hair.

[bobbleed]

I guess the all Holy StarPhoto, diddn't like this manikan ass either HaHaHa

[Randy D]

Why doesn't this surprise me? Damn, thats some funny, yet typical of the Cheaters, shit. Its just after 4 in the morning and i am going to wake the kids up laughing at those pictures. See ya Saturday.

[Skate Fink]

........well done.......the roadsters look GREAT together with the tree!!

[yorgatron]

that is fucking hilarious bob,you sound like the guy from suicidal tendencies "i try and i try,but everything i do just seems to turn out wrong..." http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gifhttp://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[ESnacky6]

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One of the funniest times was when Cheaters Chris
and Mike sat on the cars with masks on sitting still like
manikins. They would wait for people to get close to them
and then jump up and scare them. HaHa...that was funny.



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THAT is the fucking funniest thing ever..!!! at a car show..?!!??

Bob Bleed is a RULER..!!!

(when are you going to have a new CD available anyway..?)


Later, Snacks...

[Irritant]

fukkin beautiful!!!! by the way, is that black manequin single?

[roadstar]

I'm so proud of you guys.

Car shows should be fun again. And I'm sure people enjoyed seeing the REAL hotrods as much or maybe more in some cases as the high dollor "Lawn Trophies"

Hmmmm the manikin gives me an idea for my display http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

[flt-blk]

Was CheaterGay there?
Does this make YOU gay?

Great looking display, looks like a lot of fun.
TZ

[Fat Hack]

That gorilla mask gag fucking RULES!!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Like "Jackass" at a car show...you guys kick ass!!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

[Bugman]

I can't believe I missed that http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif

[saltflataddict]

whats the white spots on the 1st maniquins neck?? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[El Caballo]

That mannequin with the bush, is it French?

[andysdeuce]

Thats what an inside winter show is all about. Showing your car, meeting new people and hanging with your buds. looks like you guys had a good time!!. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[magnet]

i was soooo close to coming up there! dang!

[tokyo]

freakin hilarious...

[cheaterslick]

Nice job ladies. Nothin more fun than the look of bewilderment on stupid people's faces. Don't ever let your car change, it's a real individual that is instantly recognizable. Well done gays http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif.

[Plowboy]

Lookin' good guys. Perhaps you will get an invitation to join in the Milwaukee Gay Pride parade for your bravery. "Coming out" at a macho event like a car show shows dedication to the lifestyle.

If you are lucky maybe Rob Halford will make a guest appearance and you can fall in "behind" the turbo lover himself.

[BARNETT]

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[du$ty]

funny shit...badass.rock`n`roll.

[bobbleed]

Those spots are "Hickies" Chris was sucking face with that thing all weekend............. You should see what he did to it's ass.

[Big A]

Cool stuff. Bob, don't ever let me near your car. I might do something nasty on it. I love that fuckin' thing. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Cheaters, you gonna let that guy from Vancouver say that about you? Or is it true? The Cheaters lick?! Lick what?

Cheaterslick, sorry buddy, I'm joking, but every time I see your name... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif Kinda like Trailer Ed.

[bobbleed]

Priest RULES.

Another funny part was that Dennis Guage guy from that "My Classic Car" show... you know, the guy with the goofy mustache. He had a booth right across from us. He said the manikans were going to give him NightMares. HaHa

[max wedge]

STINKBOMBS!!!!!!

[saltflataddict]

"Dennis Guage guy from that "My Classic Car" show"

thats too funny that guy bugs...

[cheaterslick]

quote] you gonna let that guy from Vancouver say that about you? Or is it true? The Cheaters lick?! Lick what?

Cheaterslick, sorry buddy, I'm joking, but every time I see your name... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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Check it out http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[wingnutz]

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Nice job ladies. Nothin more fun than the look of bewilderment on stupid people's faces. Don't ever let your car change, it's a real individual that is instantly recognizable. Well done gays http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif.

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I haven't gone to a W.O.W. show for 20 years and bob told me his car was in the show..., so I knew this wasn't going to be the typical show! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

Should have heard the comments as they looked at the display..., most were laughing their asses off while others ran away as if they were avoiding a bum in the street...!

$12 ticket for the "Gold Chainer Wannabe" Show...,
$4 for each beer...!!!!
$??? for the STINK Bombs
The look on Max Wedge's face when he met Mark Borchard and Silent Mike ("American Movie")......, "PRICELESS"!!!!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Yes there were some people with attitudes and their "Mr. T Starter kits"..., but the "Cheaters" did a great job stealing the show away from them!!!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

[MarkX]

LMAO......Dennis Guage is GAY!!!!!!>>>>>>>

[Fat Hack]

Hey...we need to round up some manequins to assemble a Michigan Gay Bitch display around Roadstar's car at the DETROIT Autorama next month...thanks for reminding us, Guys!!

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[jonnycola]

yeah, that show was pretty badass. Too bad I missed out on Sunday. Fucking packers....what a waste. The stink bombs were pretty badass, So was the bullhorn. Too bad I am better at giving head then blowing horns.


Best part had to be the asian girl influenced slot cars of death before the show.


*wearing my cheaters duds now* yeah, those guys arent too bad, and now 33% interracial homo-eroticism free. if it wasnt for the greasy italian...By the way, thanks for the herpes!

Chris's michael jackson joke at las palmas was pretty good too....especially with all those burly angry black men sitting near us....that guys got balls.

Yeah, summer is going to be pretty badass

[wingnutz]

What's the story I heard about the five year old asian girl who totally "Kicked" your asses in the slot cars of Death ???? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Do You think we can hire her as a ringer against the Chicago boyz???? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[jonnycola]

As for the ringer, I dont think so. She's too busy dating Rockstar, Max Wedge (pictured earlier), so she dosent have time for slot cars anymore.


This little girl, who apparently didnt speak english, or was really shy, or scared or something...was at the track. She had one of those magnetic renal cars that went super fucking fast, and she had the outside track on the oval. So she's tearing ass around the thing without paying any attention to the car.... while at the same time, bleed, max, and I are having a hell of a time just keeping ours in the slots....(make a sex joke here) Haha

so We'd crash, and her little fast car would whip around and distroy anything in its path. She distroyed Aaron's shitty mopar model, and broke a bunch of stuff on bob's mini cooper. What a bitch. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif

If I heard correctly, her name was kamakazie kimmy, or something to that affect. I can see her racing pro with the rest of those hardcore slot car racers in a few years.

[safariknut]

Sounds like you guys had a great time!The pics are fantastic!Now I wish I had gone there this weekend.A friend of mine from Jersey called and said they were having kind of a panel jam there during the show.I wanted to go but was already committed to the Detroit one.Did you see any of that?

[wingnutz]

Kamakazi Kimmy..., http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif LMFAO...! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

I thought Max Wedge was going to date Mark Borchard (American Movie)???? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

Oriental girls are much older than they appear..., are you sure she wasn't someones Grandma?? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

That's Funny shit...!

[jonnycola]

No, I'm pretty sure she was little. Max dosent give out knuckledrager shirts with his phone number written on them, out to old ladies. I'm pretty sure of it.


Hey mark, maybe you should try to join the cheaters. You'd fit right in.

I know I wont forget that joke you made... "when you're having all you can eat crab legs, you dont ask for a doggie bag...you ask for a fishnet!" http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif


Im gonna start telling that one at parties.

[Evel]

Man that's fucking funny...

I miss WI...
I wish I could have been there!!!

CheaterGay Is My Hero!!!


Evel

[scooter]

Thats just what that show needs ! Great job ! too bad ya did not take video. Now you have to plan to top this for next years indoor show .make it a bloody rumble w/ switchblades and chains http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif .

[bobbleed]

Next time we will have Stripper cages at all four corners and a wrestling ring in the middle with Midget Wrestlers wearing Mexican masks.

[Plowboy]

Bob oddly enough, you are in luck! I happen to have a stripper cage in the corner of my garage that needs a new home, I am married and my wife no longer feels kinky. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif

It is made to hang over the bed. You would have to rig up some sort of frame to hang it. My buddy made it for a stripper and she paid in off in lap dances + materials. She never did come and get it and I ended up with it somehow.

It is only about 4 feet tall. I suppose it would work great for one of Carl's midget "it looks so big in their hands" hookers though. You can just see it in the corner with a sack of empty beer cans on top of it. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Hellbound_Hootch]

PLOWBOY,,,,

can i have dibs on your stripper cage????

MISS hootch

[Plowboy]

Sure hootch. You are awfully tall though, maybe it was just the heels.

I hope you are LIMBER! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Nads]

You guys rule, you've got spirit.
I aspire to be like you homos.

ElC, great line about the doll being French.

I myself am an afficianado of the hairy bush.

[Hellbound_Hootch]

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Sure hootch. You are awfully tall though, maybe it was just the heels.

I hope you are LIMBER! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

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don't worry,,,
i AM limber,,,,
let me know when/how i can get it,,,,
i can hardly wait,,,,
my own CAGE,,,,
you rule,,,

MISS hellbound hootch

[wingnutz]

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Sure hootch. You are awfully tall though, maybe it was just the heels.

I hope you are LIMBER! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

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She is "Limber" you should've seen the technique she used to kick Magnet in the nutsack...! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Plowboy]

I can throw it in the back seat of the 54 Olds nummnut is supposed to get from my house. That will get it as far as Drew's in Sycamore. If you come down to get it, stop by CAS's and pick up the tranny I need for my "A". There, I've got it all figured out!

[scapin38]

looks like it was a good time i think chris should keep the man meat hood orniment.