Funniest eGay auction ever... O/T

[Scribe]

This is totally off topic (except its a motorsickle, which is close...) but I had to share. I don't know which is more demented, the fact that this guy is totally degrading egay bidders, or the fact that some people are actually bidding on this thing!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2448756945&category=10 460

Dan

[36couper]

Beautifully written......with a Shakespearian flare.

[whizzerick]

Oh man, that is funny stuff! That is a GREAT O/T post, in a non-Von-dutch-fashion-kinda-way...

[4t64rd]

If you click on the link in the center of the page, he has a CafePress.com account with some of his insults on t-shirts, coffee mugs and stickers.

[OGNC]

I actually sat there and read the whole ad!?!? That guy has a point about the brainless vegetables that bid on GARBAGE in e-gay.

[Rocky]

Hahahahahaha! I just sat there and was verbally abused for about 10 minutes. Kinda reminds me of the Monte Python skit where John Clease buys an argument but inadvertantly walks in the wrong room and receives a boatload of verbal abuse 'till he discovers he's in the wrong room. The verbal abuse server send him 3 doors down the hall to "arguments"...

[55olds88]

The guy who striped my car was for sale on our local auction site recently.... I think he got up to $12 at one stage http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif was pretty funny with pages and pages of questions and comments.

[DRD57]

No, that's only the second funniest.

The best one was "I will kick your ass". The guy was auctioning off an ass whupping to the highest bidder. Ebay pulled the auction in the first few days but it was fuuny as hell while it lasted.

[Scribe]

That's pretty good. The wierdest one I've ever seen was about two years ago, when Ebay was still relatively new. Some security guard from a concert venue was auctioning off one of "Britney Spears' pubes." He claims he got it out of her dressing room, and it went up to about $200 before Ebay found it and deleted the auction.

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Thanks Dan- 1LowDelivery is gonna get started again! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif Tried to find you in Scottsdale to say hi, just found the car.

[Scribe]

Hey Jim,

You've got a PM!

Dan

[Bugman]

I wonder if he'd sell me that supersoaker http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[littledeucecoupe427]

I just want that plactic bucket! I wounder if he would sell it to me?

[buicksarecool]

The cat pissed on it?! Man... and I was going to bid on it too. Fuck!

[scoop]

My brother has Parkinsons disease,I do'nt see any humor in that!!!

[burndup]

"Decerebrated" is my new favorite word!

[VolksRodder]

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No, that's only the second funniest.

The best one was "I will kick your ass". The guy was auctioning off an ass whupping to the highest bidder. Ebay pulled the auction in the first few days but it was fuuny as hell while it lasted.

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I have to agree with Don on this one. That was some funny shit...

Check it out.
Ebay - "I Will Kick Your Ass." (http://home.houston.rr.com/surrenderownz/auction.htm)

[Thirdyfivepickup]

I Will Kick You Ass wins.

And I'm high bidder!!!!

[Fraz]

Seen some wierd ones in early eBay days. Someone was trying to auction off the moon for about $2 trillion. 'Nother one I saw was someone claiming to be God was selling the Earth. A steal at only $100 trillion.

Didn't know God used U.S. currency.

[ESnacky6]

you guys remember the person selling a ghost in a bottle..??

that was pretty weird too...


and yeah Rocky...very Monty Python-esque..!!

[Sailor]

He sounds a bit like our own Nads to me... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[briggs&strattonChev]

it says "Invaild Item" to me. musta gotten kicked off