Was thinking about naming kids after famous showcars.

[Nads]

Well I'm sitting here at the courthouse doing jury duty, man it sucks a lot. And this is like the 4th time for me.
Anyways me and two pals were coming back from a Saturday night hell raising party. Don't worry we didn't drive until the next day.
The subject of names came up and how some people give their kids really fucked up names. Akwanetta and Limonjello come to mind.
So I was thinking how you could name a kid Moonglow, and if you had twins you could have Moonglow 2. If your kid looks particularly manly he could be El Matador. If he's somewhat femme, he could be called Fantabula.
And if he's ugly as hell you would have to call him The Modern Grecian.

"This here's our son, The Modern Grecian, we call him that on account of the fucked up shape of his head."

"Hey Moonglow, quit throwing shit at you brother Moonglow 2 if you know what's good for you."

[Fat Hack]

Fat Hack drives his kids to the beach for a day of fun...

"Hey, Lil Coffin! Put your damn trunks back ON!"

"Yo...Mongrel T...put that harpoon down!"

"I'm warning you, Red Baron..."

"Dammit, Stardust...what the Hell is wrong with you?"

Good idea, Nads...I like those names better than the trendy names that most people use these days!

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[hatch]

Not sure if I'm the father http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif...Mysterion..

[Bugman]

I was at a swap meet once, and I heard a mullet head Dad call to his kid "Hey Chevy, come here" Poor kid was only like 4. Can't wait till he grows up.

I was thinkin' about naming my kid Firedome, but I'll have to check with the ol' lady first http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Nads]

Dammitt, jury duty's boring as hell.
I wanna go home, I blew the main breaker fuse, I haven't had power since 9.30 p.m. I wonder if they'll let me go for hardship reasons?

"Hey Pure Hell, put down the chainsaw."

[Fat Hack]

"Hey, Pure Heaven...I told you not to invite the boys in the neighborhood to any more 'sleepovers'!!!!"

Teenage daughters...they'll make ya crazy! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[saltflataddict]

naw, Moonglow is too peace loving hippie sounding. Do you have a long or hard to pronounce Pakistani last name, because Hirohata (insert last name) would be tough to say. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Antibilly]

Yo Coupe deville dobbins its yo dinna time

[Skate Fink]

"ROTAR.........git in this house right now!!" My brother-in-law was a Baltimore City cop years ago and had to fill out a report and the kid's name was Taxina. He inquired and the Mom said it was because she was born in the back seat of a Taxi cab on the way to the hospital....... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[buzzard]

I'm hope you're not on my jury. How are you typing on the HAMB instead of listening to the case?

[repoguy]

One time I went home with a stripper whose stage name was "Lexus". http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[flatordead]

"He, I told you twice my sons name is SKIP IT, not Skippy!!!

[El Caballo]

My wife would'nt let me name our son Giant Floppy Donkey Cock...

She did'nt want to have to tell our daughter, "Leave that Giant Floppy Donkey Cock alone!"

[Mel]

Last year in the club we had a recuitment meeting and we had a sex kitten sorority girl show up named Audi... she was a ball of fun http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[saltflataddict]

"Lexus, Audi" that reminds me of last weeks South Park to funny. Raisins... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[mytlo56]

How about Kopper? His middle name could be Kart http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Pigiron]

My granddaughters name is Mallory (Unilite) and my grandson is Riley (4 port). http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[4t64rd]

Pregnant immigrant, doesn't speak English, gives birth in American hospital, space for sex right below name on birth certificate, Thinks American doctor already named her kid...

"Eets time for your bath Feemolly!"

You could shorten El Caballos name down to the first word only and use your name as the middle name. Giant Nads

P.S. Jury Duty does suck the Giant Floppy Donkey cock.

[burger]

I named my daughter Skull Krusher, but no one else seems to call her that.



Ed

[Rooster]

Not ShowCars, but I've got an aunt Effie. Wanted to name my son Mercury,
but my ex named him while I was outa the room.
And my daughter is Victoria.

[Hellfish]

There was a girl on the radio the other day who was named "Chevelle" because of where she was conceived. AIn't that sweet?

In my high school there was:
Penny Nichols (nickels)
Rich Poor
and
Crystal Ball

I'm NOT kidding.

[katzenhammer]

Seriously a Rich Poor? Wow... damn El Caballo that was funny shit. Can't do Moonglow, didn't Frank Zappa already use that one? Before I pulled my head out of my ass I had suggested to name our son Arkus or Duntov. Yeah that would have never gotten him beat up. I don't think Deora isn't too bad however... for a girl..

[Sailor]

Beatnik Bandit Khan would sweep all competition away... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Also please do remember that in my particular dialect of norwegian "Fantabula" would mean something like "Joint full of dirty gypsies/taters"...

[55olds88]

So you ain't got the twins Bus and Stop over there (I think that was a conception one too) hell I know there are some more good ones over here....must remember.....

[OGNC]

That would be funny because I refer to all of my cars as "Shitbox". Could you imagine... "Hey Shitbox, it's time for dinner" Being shouted from my porch... LOL!

[Fat Hack]

Zappa's daughter was Moon Unit, not Moonglow!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

"Like...OH my GAAAWDD!!"

[Smokin Joe]

OGNC that beats what my house was like:
I had 3 brothers and a sister...

Jeezus Christ!
SONOVABITCH!
GODDAMIT!
What the F#$%
Get YOURDUMBASS in here NOW!

We figured my sister was YOURDUMBASS but we were fuzzy on who was who on the rest.

Didn't matter tho, seems we were always in trouble together!
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Frank Zappa's girl was "MOON UNIT".
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Big Al would work though...

[katzenhammer]

Ya I know it was Moon Unit. Sorry it was a lame attempt at a joke. Fuck it guess i will go back to polishing my fake blower set up...






That was a joke also...

[Elrusto]

..........uhhhhh.......he said BLOW-HER.....huh huh thats cool.


(Another lame ass attempt at humor!)

[KnuckleBuster]

I work with a guy named Rob Peeples.

I told my buddy and he asked, "Is that his name or what he does?"

[Fraz]

Blastolene, cousin to Listerine.

[Wowcars]

Hey, Mel. Is there any way that an Audi can come to your party? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif Ok, fine, how about AT your party??? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif BTW, I need directions to your place.

[El Caballo]

There is an engineer in my office named Sweetser Poon, no lie. Another guy is Pastor Farinas, I always ask him, "Past your what?"

[Action Girl]

This should answer your question...

http://www.notwithoutmyhandbag.com/babynames/index.html

Fucking hysterical.

Stacey

[roaddevil]

there is always nascars Dick Trickle

[Nads]

And there was the famous English cricket announcer Dickie Bird.
My dad knew a photographer called Mike Hunt and an old friend went to school with a LaFrenchie Baxter.

"Hey Tubester, quit eating your spaghetti like that, you're ruining your wood print pyjamas."