Ohhh GOD! The CALENDARS are COMING!!!

[Hot Rod To Hell]

http://www.inkandsteel.com/HAMB/Silly47.jpg

[Hot Rod To Hell]

Here are the pics from our GAY BITCHES club meeting. PHOTOCHOP TO YOUR HEART'S DELIGHT!

http://www.inkandsteel.com/HAMB/CALENDARS/index.html

BTW: You California folks will NEVER know what we did to your calendars.... Muaahahhhahahah! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[sodbuster]

Thanks again for helping out on shipping them out.

Chris Nelson
Kansas

[ShortBus]

Nice coats ladies. What is that? Cat?

[Hot Rod To Hell]

Uhhh... You'll have to ask Denise... She didn't want anyone to know that those are her coats, so don't tell anybody... OK??? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[4t64rd]

I hope to god the rolled up one didn't go out first.

[Fat Hack]

Bad news, mikey...that WAS your calendar that Hatch was "sharing" with HotRodToHell! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Fat Hack]

RocketJ2 had things well in hand...as demonstrated here!!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

The reigning HAMB Pocket Pool Champion...look at his intensity...he even had to hold on to the half-wall to keep from falling over!

Whew, you GO, Boy! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[fuel pump]

Those boys sure did get atta control http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

[jdubbya]

Hatch, FatHack, HotRodtoHell, and flatheadpete, you guys are some sexy bitches! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif...Work it girls! Whats next for the sassiest of "Gay Bitches"? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif Hey Denise, killer threads!

[hatch]

OH BABY...OH BABY...OH BAAAABBBBBYYYYYYY!!!!!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Fat Hack]

Before he left, Jay reached out to "play doctor" with Flatheadpete...

<img src=http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid93/pbae195ecb87a4f2b4009f7ffaa923aad/fa4d8871.jpg>

We're not sure he's even a REAL doctor, but he was offering free "exams" all day! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Rocky]

Well, I sure appreciate the effort to get my 5 calenders to me..looks like you all had a really good time but I hafta wonder about this photo...On one hand it looks like Gus is kinda bored with it all but then......................

[Boones]

Hey whats that toy doing in the last pic Rocky posted.... I did not know it was a stuffing and adult toy party...

[beatnik]

I think at that point Denise's dad had put a Oldsmobile car show video tape on the tube and it put me into a comba. Luckliy, someone put the hamb drags tape back on and I had a couple of cookies to snap me out of it shortly there after.

I don't know what the hell that is on the table, I must have blocked it out of my memory.

[4t64rd]

What purpose did the marital aid play in the stuffing of envelopes?

...I hope thats just a marital aid, and not some sort of prosthesis.

[Hot Rod To Hell]

Yeah, I missed out on that stuff, I was taking the pic! Funny thing guys... that IS NOT photochopped!!! It's in the original pic! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[flatheadpete]

Holy crap!! I'll never live this down. Jay has such spft hands...just hope BabyMama didn't see us!? I beleive the correct term for the fur coats is West Auatralian Turtle Monkey. They are fairly rare peices of clothing in this hemisphere of the world. Alot of this type of clothing is seen in Germany at various David Hasselhoff concerts. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[kritz]

i truly believe that hotrodtohell had the best coat though...kinda a cross between liberace and meatloaf....

ahhhh...love by the dashboard lights...

[Rocky]

...........and everybody knnows the Germans love David Hasslehoff.......

[Fat Hack]

Hey, 4t64rd...remember when you wondered if there'd be "something extra" in your envelope???

Batteries not included, Bro!!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Rix2Six]

It looks like you guys raided Elvis' closet!

[kustombuilder]

[ QUOTE ]
It looks like you guys raided Elvis' closet!

[/ QUOTE ]

NO, just Denise's http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Rix2Six]

LOL... well I guess she's gotta do something to keep warm in Michigan.

[SKR8PN]

I can't believe DENISE has let you guys get away with this........
(and GIRL,not a WORD about the coat you had ME wearing..)
http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Fat Hack]

Hell, Denise ENCOURAGED us!!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

(Not that we needed alot of convincing!!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif)

[CherryBlossom]

Here's pics of Kustmbuilders Tattoo that Kritz so lovingly placed on his arm. (we're gay in Michigan, remember?)

[CherryBlossom]

Kritz does some FANTASTIC work http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[kritz]

kustombuilder was playing with my nipples the whole time i made his tattoo(as seen in the photo above)....gay bitches indeed!!!!!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Fat Hack]

Damn! Nice color and detail work...looks better than it did on paper!

Good job, Kritz!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

(Hey, Mike...wanna arm wrestle??? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif)

[4t64rd]

[ QUOTE ]
Hey, 4t64rd...remember when you wondered if there'd be "something extra" in your envelope???

Batteries not included, Bro!!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif


[/ QUOTE ]

When I give a gift I always include the batteries, You guys are gay AND cheap. Did ya at least wipe off the peanut butter first?

[Fat Hack]

Yeah, I've always been a cheap fag...but this has nothing to do with THAT!!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

(Some silly thing about sending corrosive materials through the mail...)

Ha Ha Ha!!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[repoguy]

Between the dildo and the liberace gear, I'm starting to wonder if the pages of my calender are going to be stuck together. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

[kritz]

no, your calendar is safe....not enough pictures in there of DUDES for us gay michiganders.

[Fat Hack]

It's the California HAMBers that gotta worry! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[fuel pump]

Nice job kritz! It sure does look like you and Mike know each other REAL good now. I just don't want to hear that you two went back to Denise's to try on those coats http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif Hatch and HRTH will get jealous http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[kritz]

unfortunately the photo of me tattooing mike doesn't do the scenario justice....what you don't get from the experience is the villiage people playing on the stereo, hr2h, jdubbya, flatheadpete, and mongo dancing around in loin cloths....even babymomma joined in and was snapping us all with a wet towel. good times, good times.

[hatch]

I liked the original drawing that was shown around the "stuff fest"....you know...the fluffy bunny rabbit with the rainbow background.

[jdubbya]

Yea Hatch, I was at the Tat Shop when Kritz refused to ink the bunny/rainbow onto Mike, because Mike wanted to put it on his butt cheek. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[kritz]

i just didn't want anyone having the bunny/rainbow....i'm planning on airbrushing that on the decklid of my ford this winter.

[CherryBlossom]

WTF you told me *I* could have it!

[kustombuilder]

[ QUOTE ]
kustombuilder was playing with my nipples the whole time i made his tattoo(as seen in the photo above)....gay bitches indeed!!!!!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

i did'nt think you noticed http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[kustombuilder]

it's a pink bunny humpin a unicorn with a rainbow in the background. get it right people!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif