christian toilet adventure

[cheap-n-dirty]

does anyone have a link to chriatian's toilet adventure from last year?
it was one of the funniest things i every read.

[Kustm52]

I think it was longer ago than that...I sure would like to read it again...just the mental picture of him looking down the "business end" of the pump, and then pushing the button to see what happens....surely a copy of this exists somewhere in cyberspace.

Brian

[D Picasso]

isn't Christian Toilet an overrated French painter?

[Travis]

I remember that too... something about a little box that slices up shit so it can make it through the pipes. I laughed my ass off... Poor guy.

Travis

[andysdeuce]

That was along time ago...year and a half anyway. I laughed so hard my sides hurt and eyes watered for two days afterward.I can still almost see the shit hanging off him, the walls and ceiling.!!!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Hackerbilt]

I'm sure he'll post it again once he gets out of the shower....
THAT was a funny post!

Bill

[Mart]

I've met Christian a couple of times so for me the mental image is more vivid. Did anyone save that gem?
Mart.

[Rocky]

I felt soooooooo bad for the guy but it WAS funnier'n shit.

[chromedRAT]

i'll look and see if i printed it off, that shit broiler was fucking ill...

[DRD57]

Yes, it was much longer than a year ago and it was hands down the funniest thing I've read on the internet.

[Brootal]

Ditto that one Don. Sure was funny as SHIT! Hahahahahaha...

Come on Christian, relive it for us and the all the newbies. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Stone]

I'm interested to hear what happened.

[Christian]

You shag one sheep...

[Kustm52]

Oh, come on, tell us again.....somehow the words "fountain of shit" comes to mind.....

Brian

[4t64rd]

Fountains of shit? Hmmm reminds of the time I worked at a grocery store when I was 16, women's john, somehow she managed to get it on the 10 ft. ceiling. I must've really need money that week...

[manyolcars]

My ex-boss got a call that there had been a 'spill' in the womens bathrom. He asked me to see what the problem was. I found that a female had stood on the toilet and sprayed the walls and floor with diarrhea to a height of 5 feet off the floor.

[4t64rd]

One day the boss says "You know there isn't anything I'd ask you to do that I wouldn't do, dontch?" Yeah right. Same'cept some was on the ceiling, she must've been standing on her head.

By the way, I'm selling the TX flathead where it is in TX, so I appreciate the offer of storing it for me, I won't have to use your hospitality. Thanks. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Phil1934]

My boss came to me to unplug the john at work. I asked if he'd seen the Out of Order sign and he said yes, but he had to go. I told him "I'm not your Mama." It was one of my final acts there but it felt good.

[jerry]

you can get an idea of what happened by looking at rocky's post about the paint can.


i think that it had something to do with needing to get shit uphill from the wc to the sewer.


jerry

[Rooster]

I don't think I'll EVER be able to erase the word
"Broullier" (sp?) from my memory!

[Kustm52]

Wasn't it an old house, not originally equipped with inside pumbing, and the chopper was there to "puree" the shit so it could fit in a regular drain pipe? C'mon, tell the story again.....!

Brian