Honest Question: Hamb chain of command

[3wLarry]

I just noticed a couple of days ago that I'm now a Grenade Inspector. Is this an automatic promotion? Is it by how long you've been on the Hamb, or by how many posts? How many levels are there, and how many posts to get to each level? Thanks. Larry.

[Nads]

Congratulations, you may now smoke weed out of the dick bong.

[Tman]

Congratulations, you may now smoke weed out of the dick bong.

Man, that things still around? I thought the cops got it?:D

Larry, it is posted in the FAQs or something, there are several levels. It is kinda like Scientology, you get closer to heaven the more money you give the "church":eek: Now, where did I put Ryans Paypal?

[3wLarry]

Man, that things still around? I thought the cops got it?:D

Larry, it is posted in the FAQs or something, there are several levels. It is kinda like Scientology, you get closer to heaven the more money you give the "church":eek: Now, where did I put Ryans Paypal?Uhhh... I knew that. Why do I suddenly feel like a FNG again? Hope my dickbong priveleges haven't been revoked.

[Kevin Lee]

Uhhh... I knew that. Why do I suddenly feel like a FNG again? Hope my dickbong priveleges haven't been revoked.

Don't worry - they are very much in tact. Just watch out for Nads. His living room is dark and he likes to play games with his coffeee table and the hole saw.

[3wLarry]

Don't worry - they are very much in tact. Just watch out for Nads. His living room is dark and he likes to play games with his coffeee table and the hole saw.Ok. I honestly looked everywhere, and could not find this info. The faq page told me to type in a search, and nothing came up. What's the secret password to the search page? (this should be interesting). Larry.

[Nads]

Ok. I honestly looked everywhere, and could not find this info. The faq page told me to type in a search, and nothing came up. What's the secret password to the search page? (this should be interesting). Larry.
Very soon you will be allowed to whizz in the adult urinal, if you so please.

[3wLarry]

Very soon you will be allowed to whizz in the adult urinal, if you so please.C"mon Nads, give up the info. There's a good boy.

[Phule]

Now is that the dwarf dick bong or the regular dick bong? Damnit I gotta have something to look forward to.

[Nads]

Sorry Larry.

[3wLarry]

Sorry Larry.MOMMIE RYANNN!! Nads is fucking with me againnnn!

[Nads]

No seriously, I'm sorry man, I just get caught up in perpetual comedy mode, I can't help it and sometimes I overstay my welcome.

You see comedy is the way I compensate for the misery that is my life, and the fact that I wear shoes three sizes too small.

[Mutt]

Very soon you will be allowed to whizz in the adult urinal, if you so please.


Dontcha have to eat the little mint thingy they put in there first? :eek:


Mutt

[porknbeaner]

You see comedy is the way I compensate for the misery that is my life, and the fact that I wear shoes three sizes too small.

So you actually wear a size 6 shoe? I've been trying to cram my foot into an 11 to keep the women away, Ida been as tall as everyone else if I didn't have so much bent over on the bottom.

Its based on the cast system. I'm a kind of an outcast but the powers to be smiled on me and let me stay.

Now on a serious note:

I never really cared but I think it has to do with how many posts you have made. It has nothing to do with the quality of those posts by the way. So I guess if you just stayed on 24 hours a day and posted BTTT everytime you had a chance in a week or so you could be an old skool hamber.

But that a lot like the whole title thingy really doesn't mean much. You are who you are. Don't sweat it respect is earned, be yourself, contribute what you can and if you're anything like me always remember to wear you pepermint shoes.:rolleyes:

[3wLarry]

No seriously, I'm sorry man, I just get caught up in perpetual comedy mode, I can't help it and sometimes I overstay my welcome.

You see comedy is the way I compensate for the misery that is my life, and the fact that I wear shoes three sizes too small.Now yer makin me feel bad for tellin on ya. Ok. I forgive you, NOW GIVE ME THE FUCKING INFO!!! (please)

[392_hemi]

This info used to be posted in the FAQs. But I can't seem to find it anywhere now. Last time I saw it was before the revamp of the web site.

[3wLarry]

This info used to be posted in the FAQs. But I can't seem to find it anywhere now. Last time I saw it was before the revamp of the web site.Oh well, fuggitt. It don't matter anyhow. I'm going out in the yard to eat worms.

[Mutt]

I just noticed a couple of days ago that I'm now a Grenade Inspector. Is this an automatic promotion? Is it by how long you've been on the Hamb, or by how many posts? How many levels are there, and how many posts to get to each level? Thanks. Larry.

This question is frequently asked.

Mutt

[Mike Zenor]

1. FNG
2. Grenade Inspector
3. Fetus
4. Tenderfoot
5. Webelo
6. Newbie
7. Pompadorable
8. Greaser Pup
9. Floor Swab Trainee
10. Floor Swab, 1st Class
11. Mr Nads' Adminstrative Assistant
12. Lieutenant Minor
13. Morris Minor
14. Member
15. Extra-large Member
16. Ron Jeremy-sized Member
17. Elephantitis-sized Member (AKA, "Ol' School HAMBer")
18. Rude Boyz
19. Irving Thalberg Lifetime HAMB Achievement Awardee
20. Stonecutter
21. Skull & Split Wishbones
22. Trilateral Rod & Custom Club
23. Illuminati Timing Association
24. Knowbody
25. Safeway Prefered Card Holder

[3wLarry]

This question is frequently asked.

MuttAhh yes, Grasshopper. But is it frequently answered? Life is a mystery. (Albert Einstein)

[3wLarry]

1. FNG
2. Grenade Inspector
3. Fetus
4. Tenderfoot
5. Webelo
6. Newbie
7. Pompadorable
8. Greaser Pup
9. Floor Swab Trainee
10. Floor Swab, 1st Class
11. Mr Nads' Adminstrative Assistant
12. Lieutenant Minor
13. Morris Minor
14. Member
15. Extra-large Member
16. Ron Jeremy-sized Member
17. Elephantitis-sized Member (AKA, "Ol' School HAMBer")
18. Rude Boyz
19. Irving Thalberg Lifetime HAMB Achievement Awardee
20. Stonecutter
21. Skull & Split Wishbones
22. Trilateral Rod & Custom Club
23. Illuminati Timing Association
24. Knowbody
25. Safeway Prefered Card Holderhahaha. Can't WAIT to hit #11!!

[Nads]

Mike Zenor, you have been on a tear the last few days, you're killing me.

[SamIyam]

That's some funny shit.
Sam.

[adjustablejohnsons]

I just noticed a couple of days ago that I'm now a Grenade Inspector. Is this an automatic promotion? Is it by how long you've been on the Hamb, or by how many posts? How many levels are there, and how many posts to get to each level? Thanks. Larry.

It's all explained with the handbook that comes with your merit badge.

[Preacher]

part of the Not In crowd-don't need to know.

[Gator]

Four year old thread.

[3wLarry]

4 1/2 years later it don't matter...I finally saved up the $50 for an Alliance membership...:p

[Ruiner]

Wow, the good old days of treating the new guys like shit...*sniff* I miss it so much...speaking of which, I saw Germ post a For Sale ad last week...I just about shit my pants when I saw that, I thought he was dead!...

[Customline Vicky]

Give them $50 bucks (well worth it) and you instantly become a General ...

[Rickybop]

Poor Larry. Nothin' like bein' treated like a fckg door stop. For anybody viewing this, and really needs to know...I just recently realized that I'm also now a G.I. So proud. Just curious, so I searched "FNG"...there's a bit of info there. Might not've been there 4 yrs ago though. Now.......hand me that dick-bong...no...the big one! - Rick

[silent rick]

i love this place.

[scottybaccus]

I'd like an extra large member, please....



For my status! Sickos!

I already have that one! :eek:

[Weeks46]

They left out
#26 LORD HUMUNGOUS.
#27 Turd-burglar

But honestly what is the real Hierarchy?-Weeks

[corncobcoupe]

Wow, the good old days of treating the new guys like shit...*sniff* I miss it so much...speaking of which, I saw Germ post a For Sale ad last week...I just about shit my pants when I saw that, I thought he was dead!...

Yea well you did - and by him posting his car for sale and BTTT about every hour got his ad closed !

Times change and the Traditional Hot Rods and Customs drum still beat....


Cob

[corncobcoupe]

1. FNG
2. Grenade Inspector
3. Fetus
4. Tenderfoot
5. Webelo
6. Newbie
7. Pompadorable
8. Greaser Pup
9. Floor Swab Trainee
10. Floor Swab, 1st Class
11. Mr Nads' Adminstrative Assistant
12. Lieutenant Minor
13. Morris Minor
14. Member
15. Extra-large Member
16. Ron Jeremy-sized Member
17. Elephantitis-sized Member (AKA, "Ol' School HAMBer")
18. Rude Boyz
19. Irving Thalberg Lifetime HAMB Achievement Awardee
20. Stonecutter
21. Skull & Split Wishbones
22. Trilateral Rod & Custom Club
23. Illuminati Timing Association
24. Knowbody
25. Safeway Prefered Card Holder



26. Door Mat = Moderator ( I just love you guys and this place ) hahaha

[lostforawhile]

1. FNG
2. Grenade Inspector
3. Fetus
4. Tenderfoot
5. Webelo
6. Newbie
7. Pompadorable
8. Greaser Pup
9. Floor Swab Trainee
10. Floor Swab, 1st Class
11. Mr Nads' Adminstrative Assistant
12. Lieutenant Minor
13. Morris Minor
14. Member
15. Extra-large Member
16. Ron Jeremy-sized Member
17. Elephantitis-sized Member (AKA, "Ol' School HAMBer")
18. Rude Boyz
19. Irving Thalberg Lifetime HAMB Achievement Awardee
20. Stonecutter
21. Skull & Split Wishbones
22. Trilateral Rod & Custom Club
23. Illuminati Timing Association
24. Knowbody
25. Safeway Prefered Card Holderhahahahahahhaha someone post that as a sticky!!!:D

[Hitchhiker]

funniest thread ever.

[Rudy J]

Now that was classic!